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Thread: HBB overlooks my manlet disability for datenight tonight(manmoars stay out!)

post 1491939731 04-21-2017, 11:12 AM
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HBB overlooks my manlet disability for datenight tonight(manmoars stay out!)

***Update on page 3***

Nah I'm kiddin, manmoars welcum to laugh at my struggle. So I match with this girl on tinder, wouldn't call her an "HBB" per say, but I personally think she's cute. Shes also holding an intelligent conversation disturbingly well. No bullchit four word responses, easy conversation, doesn’t come off like an entitled btch… but as every manlet knows, there’s but one thing left to discover…



Edit: Like half a dozen miscers ITT seem to be confused by this screen shot. It's a shot of her saying she is 5'10" not me.



I then proceed to explain to this unicorn that I am from the 5’8” manlet tribe. A proud people of many rich traditions and cultural influences like elevator shoes, step stools, and outstanding heart health. She responds by telling me that she’s not looking for mr. right (ouch) and that she would still very much enjoy going out with me. As any guy with even the slightest social awareness would figure out, she’s letting me down easy.

However, she goes on to make plans with me the following day. I knew she would flake though, like I thought it might happen but in my heart of hearts I knew something would “come up”. Sure sht, I ask her if we’re on for the night and she sends me a super long excuse as to why she can’t make it BUT she suggested we try to reschedule the next day (today) or saturday. By this point I knew this would be qualitea misc lulz so I trolled a tiny bit before reeling it in:








Pics:







jumping in the shower now. meeting her in 90 minutes. inb4 "Tinder date stood me up tonight brahs"

but most importantly. when will we learn?
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post 1491939991 04-21-2017, 11:15 AM
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Just got stood up by a tinder hbb tonight and I'm a manmore. Here's hoping you do better brah, she's cute. Lol'd at "when will I learn"
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post 1491940121 04-21-2017, 11:17 AM
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Hmmm I dunno...rescheduling for Friday/Saturday isn't bad.

But we both know she's not gonna show...sorry bro.
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post 1491940141 04-21-2017, 11:17 AM
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post 1491940381 04-21-2017, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz⏩
Hmmm I dunno...rescheduling for Friday/Saturday isn't bad.

But we both know she's not gonna show...sorry bro.
This. Flakes gonna flake
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post 1491940421 04-21-2017, 11:20 AM
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not my type, 100% srs.
post 1491940701 04-21-2017, 11:23 AM
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why not just lie and say your 6ft.

There is barely any difference from 5f10 and 6ft, especially if you have decent stature.

Women have been indoctrinated to believe in the 6ft+ phenonem when in reality all they want is someone taller than them.

Not to mention, if drinks are involved she will not give a fk about it.
post 1491940761 04-21-2017, 11:23 AM
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with that jaw, you know she can suk a mean dik. Keep us posted op and let us know how it goes
post 1491940861 04-21-2017, 11:24 AM
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Lol'd @ "When will I learn?"

You should probably take some time off from the misc m8
post 1491940991 04-21-2017, 11:26 AM
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She looks a bit "off"...Stay safe brah.

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post 1491941031 04-21-2017, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
Nah I'm kiddin, manmoars welcum to laugh at my struggle. So I match with this girl on tinder, wouldn't call her an "HBB" per say, but I personally think she's cute. Shes also holding an intelligent conversation disturbingly well. No bullchit four word responses, easy conversation, doesn’t come off like an entitled btch… but as every manlet knows, there’s but one thing left to discover…





I then proceed to explain to this unicorn that I am from the 5’8” manlet tribe. A proud people of many rich traditions and cultural influences like elevator shoes, step stools, and outstanding heart health. She responds by telling me that she’s not looking for mr. right (ouch) and that she would still very much enjoy going out with me. As any guy with even the slightest social awareness would figure out, she’s letting me down easy.

However, she goes on to make plans with me the following day. I knew she would flake though, like I thought it might happen but in my heart of hearts I knew something would “come up”. Sure sht, I ask her if we’re on for the night and she sends me a super long excuse as to why she can’t make it BUT she suggested we try to reschedule the next day (today) or saturday. By this point I knew this would be qualitea misc lulz so I trolled a tiny bit before reeling it in:








Pics:







jumping in the shower now. meeting her in 90 minutes. inb4 "Tinder date stood me up tonight brahs"

but most importantly. when will we learn?
This guy gets it. Posts pics with his thread. Gjdm, repped and subbed for updates.
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post 1491941211 04-21-2017, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Sethylis⏩
This guy gets it. Posts pics with his thread. Gjdm, repped and subbed for updates.
Totally agree. Funny thread title, interesting post with screenshots of conversation and pics of girl, self-deprecating humor, etc. A+ thread, would read again.
Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
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post 1491941251 04-21-2017, 11:28 AM
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Perfect let's reschedule.
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post 1491941491 04-21-2017, 11:30 AM
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to W1LLW again.

Subscribed, muh boy Will tryna get it in tonight. Go get em boss.

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post 1491941521 04-21-2017, 11:31 AM
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She sounds legit. She agreed to reschedule and even offered to show you documents for why she had to bail. Life does get in the way sometimes and if work or whatever asked her to drop everything and come in, then she didn't really have a choice.

I'd say there is a decent chance she shows up tonight based on the limited info you've given
post 1491941561 04-21-2017, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
She looks a bit "off"...Stay safe brah.
Normally, I'd disagree with him, just to start chit, but the old man is right... be careful fellow manlet
post 1491941721 04-21-2017, 11:32 AM
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Good luck brah. Lol'd at "when will I learn"
How dare you!

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post 1491941911 04-21-2017, 11:34 AM
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post 1491942161 04-21-2017, 11:36 AM
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She seems genuine from the text convo or am I missing something? I don't think she'll flake.

Have fun OP! looking forward to the update.
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The heartwarming tale of the midget who gets the girl.
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post 1491943961 04-21-2017, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Sectral⏩
why not just lie and say your 6ft.

There is barely any difference from 5f10 and 6ft, especially if you have decent stature.

Women have been indoctrinated to believe in the 6ft+ phenonem when in reality all they want is someone taller than them.

Not to mention, if drinks are involved she will not give a fk about it.
She's 5'10" If 5'8" OP arrives and claims 6', will she still fall for the 6' phenomenon?
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post 1491944041 04-21-2017, 11:53 AM
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Lulz "when will i learn." Dat strong jaw tho. And dem teds
post 1491944221 04-21-2017, 11:55 AM
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OP ive seen your pics. you can do better you give BB seas a bad name. must be that part irish in ya
post 1491944491 04-21-2017, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
The heartwarming tale of the midget who gets the girl.
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Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
not my type, 100% srs.
I was thinking this as soon as I saw her pics lol. She's not ugly, and I can see why someone would think she's cute.

not my type tho, 100% srs
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Originally Posted By KRC63⏩
with that jaw, you know she can suk a mean dik. Keep us posted op and let us know how it goes
This. Quality thread. Also, 2 inch difference isn't that bad, could easily make that up while out in public with some insoles or some sht.
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'That too tall for you' haha brutal

Pretty tall sloot to be fair considering they all wear heels, like swift up there rofl ^^

God speed OP
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Well she's got a dude face going on so don't feel too bad.
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