Woman that delivered it was hot as phuk.

Opened it, give it a quick rinse and went straight in for the kill, the piston goes up and down a maximum of 400 thrusts per minute but the further you push your dink in the slower it gets. It still goes fast enough to make you coom within 2 minutes though. (Ded fkn srs)

The material is really good quality and feels like human skin. It also has a heating element and takes 2-3 minutes to do so.

Only issue is the clean up, it took longer for me to clean up than it did for me to fuk it. Srs.

Few benefits to this are if you’re in a rush to be somewhere you can finish real quick with this, I didn’t even watch pron.
You don’t have to deal with having a chick over and going through the hassle of making small talk with them before you phuk them. Even with phukbuddies they still wanna stick around for 10 minutes or so after you phuk them, this eliminates that, coom in your machine, wash it off then put it back on the mantelpiece.
It feels quite solid and durable and at the price of £50 I can’t complain. People pay that much for fleshlights alone that don’t do all the work for you!

Negatives : loud and it’s not exactly like the real thing....it is however a lot better than some blowjobs I’ve received off some sloots. Srs.

Overall 7/10 would recommend to those that can’t afford a hooker every few days.

Edit : pichttps://imgur.com/a/tKXVdSX

Pics? vid? link? (no homo)

Pics ******* (no homer)

Why would you make this thread without pics Bru?

My BJ machine is at work right now. When will it be my turn?

Oh the irony in this post.

Why not try and get a BJ from the Hot girl?

Is it because you are ugly?

Either way no judgement here I hope
You enjoy the machine

Fokin LMAO

https://imgur.com/a/tKXVdSX

Pics. If you look closely you might see some baby batter.

Yes. Have only banged 40-50 girls in my lifetime but all have been from dating sites lol except for one from work.

Also don’t like having girls over the house, they piss me off and I want them out after I fuk them unless I really like them which is rare. This will help me during my dry spells.

why would you want to finish in two minutes?

phukkin enjoy yourself

Ops mom still gives better head tho

Well if girls use magic wands and ****, why not let our mane here use this cyber mouth ****

Pic?

[QUOTE=Austin317 post_id=1629244173][url]https://imgur.com/a/tKXVdSX[]

Pics. If you look closely you might see some baby batter.[/QUOTE]It sings to you?

No speakers but it has a headphone jack but I can’t find any headphones. Presumably robot sex noises

Looks pretty cool. Have fun OP ;-)

Yeah I'm sure a hot woman got a job as a delivery truck driver. And it wasn't some 40 year old dude who knew what he was delivering.

The fed ex driver in my neighborhood is a solid 7/10 srs

We have an independent delivery company where I live. From what I can gather there’s a big truck that will drop off say 50-100 parcels to a few independent drivers in each town/city. So instead of one truck driver delivering 800 parcels in a day they’ll make 10 stops to people that work for the company that use their own cars to deliver items.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Austin317 again.

we 4chan now?