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» Coworker keeps burping and fasting hella loud
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post 1662839473 06-14-2022, 08:32 AM
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Coworker keeps burping and fasting hella loud

Every day he let's out like two huge farts or burps it's gross
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post 1662839553 06-14-2022, 08:34 AM
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Fire back obv
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post 1662839593 06-14-2022, 08:34 AM
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Tell HR you just got nasal raped by a coworker.
post 1662839603 06-14-2022, 08:34 AM
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I keep reporting these threads for spam, but it does nothing.

OP is mentally ill.
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post 1662839643 06-14-2022, 08:36 AM
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As long as he doesn't shid with dat fard
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662839723 06-14-2022, 08:37 AM
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You need to report these microaggressions to HR immediately.
post 1662839753 06-14-2022, 08:37 AM
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lol at OP breathing in chit particles while his co worker stares at the wall doing nothing
post 1662839793 06-14-2022, 08:39 AM
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How do you fast loud? When I did IF I was really quiet when I didn't eat.
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post 1662840383 06-14-2022, 08:50 AM
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is this the fat guy who bosses you around?

serves you right
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post 1662840463 06-14-2022, 08:53 AM
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There’s a few scumbags like this where I work. They shouldn’t be allowed to breathe
post 1662840543 06-14-2022, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By JuicedMayhem
There’s a few scumbags like this where I work. They shouldn’t be allowed to breathe
He burps farts and hocks big loogies every single day

And they aren't just small ones he unleashes loud ones
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post 1662840653 06-14-2022, 08:57 AM
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if everyone else is about it - its time to neg eod onsight crew.
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post 1662840773 06-14-2022, 09:00 AM
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How the hell do you fast loudly?
*Deadlifts pants after taking a chit crew*
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post 1662840873 06-14-2022, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By VANZFINEST
I keep reporting these threads for spam, but it does nothing.

OP is mentally ill.
They don’t take you seriously
post 1662840903 06-14-2022, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By eod8989
Every day he let's out like two huge farts or burps it's gross
Does it smell?
post 1662841473 06-14-2022, 09:19 AM
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Tell him to fast quietly
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post 1662841883 06-14-2022, 09:28 AM
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Imagine being so beta you even get disrespected by someone cutting calories. Just lol
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post 1662842183 06-14-2022, 09:32 AM
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how do you audibly FAST?
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1665436903 08-02-2022, 04:21 PM
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Fart in his face to assert dominance
See you tomorrow
post 1665437013 08-02-2022, 04:23 PM
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Realise soon as the fart smell enters your nose your part of his genome srs

Read my sig srs
post 1665437133 08-02-2022, 04:24 PM
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Reminds me of the time I got a coworker fired.

My coworker played a pretty fuked up joke on me and I’m not having it. He took a chit in a doggie bag and duct taped it behind my desk. Took me a week to figure it out/what the smell was.

Now I’ve busted him and he laughed in my face. If I report him he could get fired. I don’t want him to be canned but I do want to teach him a lesson. Not sure what to do.
post 1666866043 08-27-2022, 07:37 PM
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post 1666866303 08-27-2022, 07:41 PM
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Tell him it turns you on
See you tomorrow
post 1666866853 08-27-2022, 07:47 PM
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Diskustin
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1666867243 08-27-2022, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314
Tell him it turns you on
This opie. Hell either stop in embarrassment or submit and suk your dik.
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1666868333 08-27-2022, 08:12 PM
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sry bro i couldn't hold it in
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