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post 10000012989 01-15-2026, 05:27 PM
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ITT we help MichelleLnne prepare for her coffee date

40 yo woman who has not been intimate with a man for 6 years needs all the help she can get boys

OUTFIT

you ain't 20 no longer pumpkin so best to dress feminine but modest. show some skin but keep it classy


this is coffee ... not a dinner. keep conversation light ... do not mention druggy past, do not mention BPD issues now, do not mention attachment disorders, do not talk about exes etc.

also wash your hair and smile as much as you can and try to listen

gl babe u got this
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post 10000012992 01-15-2026, 05:29 PM
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This thread is really gay
post 10000012994 01-15-2026, 05:30 PM
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post 10000012996 01-15-2026, 05:32 PM
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Just lol if you think sloots even in their 40's need to try that hard, all she has to do is show up
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post 10000013007 01-15-2026, 05:38 PM
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Subbed to help her out when im on puter. Maybe a nice winter outfit...
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post 10000013291 01-15-2026, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
Just lol if you think sloots even in their 40's need to try that hard, all she has to do is show up
This

Social media has provided them with unlimited simps . Even 2/10’s can pull a free meal and it’s not even close
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post 10000013306 01-15-2026, 11:02 PM
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Is someone paying her $500 to get a coffee?
post 10000013309 01-15-2026, 11:07 PM
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Ive played Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas I know what a hot coffee leads to
post 10000013361 01-16-2026, 01:15 AM
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michelle would pick me over u IRL (srs)
post 10000013363 01-16-2026, 01:19 AM
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post 10000013366 01-16-2026, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
Can you fix her?
I could show her a good time but no sloot can be fixed (srs) my ex was a literal prostitute she's only turned 20 and I've been pounding her the past week she wants me to change my relationship status on facebook and become "official"

As chris brown says - these hoes ain't loyal. I'm 35 so all I want nowadays is to find a unicorn that I can settle down with and trust 100%. I told her "love u too" earlier and unsent immediately because it was a lie, she might be hot young and hilarious (we have the same childish sense of humour) but i could never trust her
post 10000013371 01-16-2026, 01:59 AM
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It could turn out to be quite a "cool" experience for the guy. She's a fairly hot and "cold" person. I don't want to say that her last bf "froze" from neglect but hell would "freeze" over before that tragedy could be reversed. I think she just needed to "cool" off. Well her last bf certainly did lmao.
post 10000013384 01-16-2026, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted By SpeakethTruth⏩
It could turn out to be quite a "cool" experience for the guy. She's a fairly hot and "cold" person. I don't want to say that her last bf "froze" from neglect but hell would "freeze" over before that tragedy could be reversed. I think she just needed to "cool" off. Well her last bf certainly did lmao.
Lmao
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inb4 this ends in an asshole 69
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post 10000013388 01-16-2026, 02:57 AM
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this would also work


keep the hair out
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post 10000013400 01-16-2026, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
this would also work


keep the hair out
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
This thread is really gay


Not sure if on spread or just recharge


Funny to see the insects switch to adding in begging to their routine again
post 10000013605 01-16-2026, 08:13 AM
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bump for more advice to Michelle
I put effort in all my threads srs

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post 10000013619 01-16-2026, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
bump for more advice to Michelle
OP is Jaymz?

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post 10000013633 01-16-2026, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
OP is Jaymz?


Why are you trying to destroy the vibe of this thread.
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post 10000013637 01-16-2026, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
Why are you trying to destroy the vibe of this thread.
You should spruce it up with some of your photography srs. I thought they were awesome back int he day.

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well for starters, don't mention your a killer and you killed your last BF. otherwise keep the misc lingo and ideology off the board. just show up listen and stfu. and you'll be fine murder-Lnne
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He might be shy or nervous. Soften up into such a little feminine dove mode that he feels comfortable to escalate and touch and flirt normally and masculine.
post 10000013673 01-16-2026, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
You should spruce it up with some of your photography srs. I thought they were awesome back int he day.


I wish I had posted more pictures from that outing. Seriously haha .
I lost that phone and deleted everything on it remotely and I guess that deletes everything from the cloud as well.
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You really going to send her out for a new man in the WINTER?

Last time she murdered someone

Tell her to stay away from men until at least mid spring
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Originally Posted By Imnew1⏩
He might be shy or nervous. Soften up into such a little feminine dove mode that he feels comfortable to escalate and touch and flirt normally and masculine.
Don’t bother. she’s not going sigh.

this poor guy couldn’t even get a coffee date lol. granted he 100% is not a high-value man but listen…. 20y ago it was common decency to ACCEPT a date if u were single and available.

u are 40 sweetheart stop looking for Mr Darcy hes at home squeezing Stacys tits

the modern woman stays at home watching bachelor. ending the night with their magic wand.

shameful really
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post 10000013764 01-16-2026, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
Don’t bother. she’s not going sigh.

this poor guy couldn’t even get a coffee date lol. granted he 100% is not a high-value man but listen…. 20y ago it was common decency to ACCEPT a date if u were single and available.

u are 40 sweetheart stop looking for Mr Darcy hes at home squeezing Stacys tits

the modern woman stays at home watching bachelor. ending the night with their magic wand.

shameful really
I like being single- I like being alone. If I don’t want to have coffee with someone for however long that takes then it’s unlikely to go anywhere. I’ve actually spoken to this person on Facebook where I’ll say paragraphs about myself or what I’m thinking and the person doesn’t respond back. So there’s nothing to build from in my opinion.
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
How old is he? If he's over 30 he likely can't be bothered texting essays back and forth because people flake when it's dragged out too long.. Genuine people want to meet, talk and get to know someone the old fashioned way.

You're 40, you should understand this. Keep the messaging brief, organize something and see how he makes you feel face to face.
Well I want a baseline of comfort before I just meet someone in person. I don’t have that so I won’t. It doesn’t have to be essays back and forth but some engagement shows a person is interested.
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