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post 10000015379 01-17-2026, 08:47 PM
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Just applied for a job at ICE. Srs

It's a long shot but fuck it

post 10000015382 01-17-2026, 08:49 PM
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Don't they have a weight limit and psychological screening?
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post 10000015383 01-17-2026, 08:49 PM
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good luck bro

fed agency polygraphs are rough
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post 10000015390 01-17-2026, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
good luck bro

fed agency polygraphs are rough
Thanks brah. Bonobo aka Sandeep will be the first one I deport
post 10000015393 01-17-2026, 09:02 PM
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post 10000015400 01-17-2026, 09:13 PM
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Im sorry op they dont take fat, bald, unfit and mentally ill middle aged manlets.
Actually, the gap between, say, Plato or Nietzsche and the average human is greater than the gap between that chimpanzee and the average human. The realm of the real spirit, the true artist, the saint, the philosopher, is rarely achieved.
post 10000015407 01-17-2026, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
I've been living in the office day and night. How well do you know him?



Originally Posted By Suave_2000⏩
Im sorry op they dont take fat, bald, unfit and mentally ill middle aged manlets.
As a communist you should love ICE. Karl Marx was anti-immigration
post 10000015412 01-17-2026, 09:28 PM
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Good luck with your goals of making 50k a year
post 10000015417 01-17-2026, 09:34 PM
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post 10000015423 01-17-2026, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩





As a communist you should love ICE. Karl Marx was anti-immigration
I dont care about ICE tbh, has nothing to do with me or my life.
Actually, the gap between, say, Plato or Nietzsche and the average human is greater than the gap between that chimpanzee and the average human. The realm of the real spirit, the true artist, the saint, the philosopher, is rarely achieved.
post 10000015429 01-17-2026, 09:51 PM
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FLAT: 225x15 INCLINE DB 100x15 incline bench 225x8 deadlift: [RETIRED!! OUTTA HERE] FS: 225X14
post 10000015506 01-18-2026, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies⏩
I've been living in the office day and night. How well do you know him?
Oh, that’s reassuring
post 10000015510 01-18-2026, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Suave_2000⏩
Im sorry op they dont take fat, bald, unfit and mentally ill middle aged manlets.
Nah, they do. The physical standards are laughable.

The PFT is a fitness test consisting of 4 timed events. Selectees must complete the following events based on strict protocols:
Sit ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less
Push Ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less
Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less
Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less
You also get 2 tries within 45 days
post 10000015533 01-18-2026, 02:36 AM
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I would have but I saw where you'd have to be flexible to moving somewhere else.
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