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post 10000035472 02-02-2026, 06:13 PM
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Would you be content just smashing escorts for the rest of your life?

Just escorts, nothing else
I refuse to die until things are better... and THAT IS A THREAT!
post 10000035485 02-02-2026, 06:24 PM
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N0stradamus plz
post 10000035495 02-02-2026, 06:32 PM
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Probably cheaper long term if you're used to fucking once a fortnight. Would get expensive 5-6 times a week
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post 10000035497 02-02-2026, 06:33 PM
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They're hookers. People just say escorts to sound classy.
post 10000035500 02-02-2026, 06:37 PM
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Do we still pretend like hookers aren't nasty & diseased? Is that what's alpha on the Misc?
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post 10000035508 02-02-2026, 06:40 PM
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post 10000035518 02-02-2026, 06:48 PM
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das not it man
post 10000035543 02-02-2026, 07:08 PM
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I'll probably just stop having sex in like 10 years when I can no longer pull prime cunny on my own.



You guys can keep banging your disgustingly aged wives. I honestly don't think I'll be missing out on anything at that point
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post 10000035550 02-02-2026, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Do we still pretend like hookers aren't nasty & diseased? Is that what's alpha on the Misc?
Because your average everyday woman can't nasty and diseased?
post 10000035554 02-02-2026, 07:16 PM
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I can't wrap my head around paying for sex. So the answer is no.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000035588 02-02-2026, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Because your average everyday woman can't nasty and diseased?
Strong logic there, cowboy. Restaurant food might make you sick, so you may as well just eat a log of shit right out a dog's ass.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000035595 02-02-2026, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Strong logic there, cowboy. Restaurant food might make you sick, so you may as well just eat a log of shit right out a dog's ass.
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post 10000035606 02-02-2026, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I can't wrap my head around paying for sex. So the answer is no.
I can't wrap my mind around sleeping with a [censored], yet you do it every week
I refuse to die until things are better... and THAT IS A THREAT!
post 10000035615 02-02-2026, 08:02 PM
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If I could easily afford it I'd probably just go the sugar baby route. That way it's less transactional but still sex on demand. Costs more over time though.
post 10000035623 02-02-2026, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerPsycho⏩
I can't wrap my mind around sleeping with a [censored], yet you do it every week
Was the censored supposed to say woman for free? Lol. I wholeheartedly believe that you can't wrap your head around women not being repulsed by you. Fret not, another 17 surgeries and you'll finally be an Indian Chad.
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post 10000035627 02-02-2026, 08:19 PM
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As long as my wife doesn't go through my phone and finds out.
post 10000035653 02-02-2026, 08:45 PM
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Could we have some indicative photos of what said escorts might look like?

For example if it’s Toker-tier methanies then hard no

Or regular normie chicks seeking $500 for a cup of coffee then also no

But if they are essentially wannabe insta model baddies seeking an arrangement then maybe

But need pics to decide
post 10000035676 02-02-2026, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Could we have some indicative photos of what said escorts might look like?

For example if it’s Toker-tier methanies then hard no

Or regular normie chicks seeking $500 for a cup of coffee then also no

But if they are essentially wannabe insta model baddies seeking an arrangement then maybe

But need pics to decide
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post 10000035689 02-02-2026, 09:57 PM
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If you can find a hooker who is relatively new to the game and you can rawdog and basically treat her like some young hoe you don't give a shit about, it could be fun. But in my experience, there aren't many like that in the US. My thing is that the only time I ever entertain smashing a hooker is when I'm doing blow, and it's amost always a complete waste of money then.

Ideally, the best scenario is just to find some young girl and make her semi obsessed with you. Not turning her into a stalker, but like you have her where she's down to come over anytime you ask. But otherwise it's clear that she's not your girlfriend and you have other shit going on.

However, in a place like Colombia, the girls operate in a gray area where they're in the middle between hookers and regular girls. Like they might ask you to give them $20 when they leave, but before that you were kissing them deeply and hitting it raw and she wanted you to cum inside her and such. Basically she's kind of a hooker, but she would also be your girlfriend if you wanted it.
post 10000035697 02-02-2026, 10:18 PM
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yep, wud prefer roster of sloots or even just 1 then some sex dolls for spicing up, but if day comes where there are none who want to then wuld be fine with escort
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post 10000035699 02-02-2026, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
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This and repped...

Imagine paying all that money for surgeries and then still only being able to pull stank whores! JFL
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post 10000035725 02-02-2026, 11:15 PM
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There was an article on the news about OP's 17th surgery.

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000035753 02-03-2026, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
If you can find a hooker who is relatively new to the game and you can rawdog and basically treat her like some young hoe you don't give a shit about, it could be fun. But in my experience, there aren't many like that in the US. My thing is that the only time I ever entertain smashing a hooker is when I'm doing blow, and it's amost always a complete waste of money then.

Ideally, the best scenario is just to find some young girl and make her semi obsessed with you. Not turning her into a stalker, but like you have her where she's down to come over anytime you ask. But otherwise it's clear that she's not your girlfriend and you have other shit going on.

However, in a place like Colombia, the girls operate in a gray area where they're in the middle between hookers and regular girls. Like they might ask you to give them $20 when they leave, but before that you were kissing them deeply and hitting it raw and she wanted you to cum inside her and such. Basically she's kind of a hooker, but she would also be your girlfriend if you wanted it.
Colombianas ahhhhhh. I met this really hot one as a waitress about 2 years ago. Left my # on the tab. She reached out and asked for a pic, and was like "OHHHHHHH I remember you. MMMMMM." Thought all was maybe going well. Next thing I know she asked me for $300 for some bs side gig she had. I told her she didn't need that and texted all confused at me. Needless to say that was the end of that. I didn't realize she had an upfront price for a date as what she was saying. Lol my friend found her insta and a quick reverse google image showed her to be a web cam model, and probably a prepago that had fucked God knows how many disgusting men.

Welp lesson learned. But no I'm not paying upfront for any woman's company or sex.
post 10000035762 02-03-2026, 12:37 AM
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