I was at the grocery store earlier with my bish, pushing the cart around and minding our own business as usual. We turned down an aisle and there was this little twinkish phaggot with his cart parked diagonally across, completely blocking anyone from getting past. This guy was tiny, I'm talking full manlet status. Think he might have had some kind of genetic condition or something.

Needless to say I immediately squared up to the phaggot, but before I could do anything my gf grabbed my sizable arm and whispered "Let's just go James, he's not worth it", which struck me as odd, because my name isn't James.

Anyway, we went round to the next aisle and finished picking up what we needed, then headed home.

Later on, as my gf was blowing me under the table as I ate the steak we'd purchased earlier at the aforementioned grocery store, I pondered how she did the right thing by holding me back. Some people draw the short straw in life, and we as chad alpha males should be offering them guidance and a helping hand so that they can ascend (as much as possible, I mean once a manlet always a manlet etc etc).

Be good to your fellow brahs, brahs. We're all gonna make it.

Aware