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Bert is copyrighted
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02-12-2026, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
That is all...

'08 original Misc join date (Pats55583)
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02-12-2026, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Okay. Just makes everyone else's vote even more important.
That is all...
And listen, don't you dare complain even once about the new mascot. Because you had every chance to add your own pick, and vote for your favorite, but you've declined to do so. You've opted not to participate in the process, so you better bite your tongue about the outcome.
R.I.P. Bert
02-12-2026, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I didn't add to your stupid contest because we don't need a new mascot.
Okay. Just makes everyone else's vote even more important.
And listen, don't you dare complain even once about the new mascot. Because you had every chance to add your own pick, and vote for your favorite, but you've declined to do so. You've opted not to participate in the process, so you better bite your tongue about the outcome.
And listen, don't you dare complain even once about the new mascot. Because you had every chance to add your own pick, and vote for your favorite, but you've declined to do so. You've opted not to participate in the process, so you better bite your tongue about the outcome.
Try to keep up.
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02-12-2026, 07:56 PM
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Brutal
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02-12-2026, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
We certainly do. Bert hasn't been relevant in well over a decade, partner. There's been no new Bert content in like fifteen years! He's a gay puppet from a retarded children's show. It's so pedophilic for a bunch of middle aged men on a bodybuilding forum to be fixated on a Sesame Street character. Understand, Bert's old, retarded and sucks butt. Move on, Kim. It's over.
I didn't add to your stupid contest because we don't need a new mascot.
Try to keep up.
Try to keep up.
R.I.P. Bert
02-12-2026, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Nice low-res 2008 gif there, buddy boy. Got any Bert stuff that was made in the last decade?
Agreed. Every time I see DonVonDuck post about his stupid contest, I'm like....
R.I.P. Bert
02-12-2026, 08:03 PM
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02-12-2026, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Fuark I wish I could, but it would take away votes from Crispin Rider. I actually hate Mar Mar, whoever created him surely has serious mental problems.
Get him in the contest, Brosef! I love Mar-Mar!
02-12-2026, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
I don't think he'll take any votes away from Crispin. Two completely different characters. Polar opposites. Mar-Mar would probably be competing with Sid Flass for the phallic vote.
Fuark I wish I could, but it would take away votes from Crispin Rider. I actually hate Mar Mar, whoever created him surely has serious mental problems.
R.I.P. Bert
02-12-2026, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
This.
I didn't add to your stupid contest because we don't need a new mascot.
Try to keep up.
Try to keep up.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Listen- I did submit a couple but I thought this was a long and elaborate troll .. there should at least be an option to vote to keep Bert. Its like OP just decided for the misc that we are retiring bert. I am worried that one of those submissions could be a prominent figure here. that might drive me to vote lol
I will also not be voting but negging everyone who sends in a submission
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02-12-2026, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
I never neg, but I think I will for this. I'm going to pass them out like goddamn halloween candy...
I will also not be voting but negging everyone who sends in a submission
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02-12-2026, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I'm looking forward to it.
I never neg, but I think I will for this. I'm going to pass them out like goddamn halloween candy...
R.I.P. Bert
02-12-2026, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I'm all done for today so you're safe...
I'm looking forward to it.
Edit: Probably gonna make us retire Arnold next...
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02-12-2026, 09:41 PM
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Bert crew checking in
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Fuck off DonFagCuck
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02-12-2026, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
Go submit your own then, my friend. Crispin has a good shot at winning, IMO. You should try to do something about it if you don't approve.
Sorry bro but this guy and crispin suck for Misc, they might make good comic book characters but shitty Miscers.
R.I.P. Bert
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