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post 10000057993 02-18-2026, 02:07 PM
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List Of Cheeky Sexual Innuendos That Woman Love

all woman LOVE naughty flirty sexual innuendo jokes srs

i’ll post some bangers please add ur own

”butter your muffin”, super versatile, 100%

Example ”Careful… I might just butter your muffin.”
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post 10000058049 02-18-2026, 02:45 PM
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I don’t think you’ve ever even spoken to a woman
post 10000058063 02-18-2026, 02:51 PM
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Wassup my lil croissant
post 10000058068 02-18-2026, 02:56 PM
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Ill punch you in the other eye next
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post 10000058070 02-18-2026, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By John
Wassup my lil croissant
goat srs

also when a woman say ”can u come” or ”come with me” always say ”I’d love to” or ”yes but i take my time” stuff like that

it cracks them up srs
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post 10000058075 02-18-2026, 03:02 PM
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How moist is that muffin
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 10000058078 02-18-2026, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH
How moist is that muffin
lol gotta try that one woman love muffin

i have answered ”i could eat a peach for hours” when talking about fruit but woman don’t get it sigh

also at dinner if someone is serving anything green i always say/order ”one tossed sallad please”

always gets a chuckle crew
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post 10000058081 02-18-2026, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By John
Wassup my lil croissant
can I have your number
My ALT is elevated. 75.
post 10000058166 02-18-2026, 04:48 PM
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oh yeah I've done this one a couple of times always works well

when u play a guessing game

I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I'm known as a big swinger. What am I ??


..... a crane lol
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post 10000058170 02-18-2026, 04:50 PM
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Stop creepmaxxin' at least with Gordon he posted pictures of old middle age women
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post 10000058172 02-18-2026, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By John
Wassup my lil croissant
Legendary.
post 10000058184 02-18-2026, 04:59 PM
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I don’t think you’ve ever even spoken to a woman
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post 10000058244 02-18-2026, 05:47 PM
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I have a spicy hot dog.
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Women belong in the kitchen
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post 10000058502 02-18-2026, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1
all woman LOVE naughty flirty sexual innuendo jokes srs

i’ll post some bangers please add ur own

”butter your muffin”, super versatile, 100%

Example ”Careful… I might just butter your muffin.”
I'll use this one on my girlfriend and report back
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post 10000061560 02-21-2026, 07:42 AM
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I put effort in all my threads srs

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post 10000061561 02-21-2026, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo
I'll use this one on my girlfriend and report back
report ?
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post 10000061586 02-21-2026, 08:20 AM
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Trust me it always gets a response

post 10000061743 02-21-2026, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH
How moist is that muffin
Moist is a terrible word unless it is about cake or something.

Originally Posted By LAHipster1



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post 10000061758 02-21-2026, 11:13 AM
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post 10000062062 02-21-2026, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By RustledJimmies
Absolutely disgusting responses in this thread. There's a fine line between flirty and wrong.
oh stop this dynamic has existed since the dawn of time between men and woman

for us regular guys humour is necessary to have her feel safe to take of her panties it's just what it is

this is the reaction u want

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post 10000094649 03-20-2026, 05:08 AM
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since woman also watch a lot of porn these days so many terms are sexually loaded in their minds u can have fun with

u'd look great in a pearl necklace

also anything to do with cream and pie etc

but u have to be cheeky to avoid HR

have never used it but i'm waiting for one of the single gals who always talks about dating apps at the office to go on a date so i can ask if she got pied last night or not

example of a woman with a very dirty mind

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post 10000094657 03-20-2026, 05:19 AM
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When going camping, she asks when we're going to pitch the tent. You respond, "I'm pitching a tent right now!" At that point outdoor sex is guaranteed.
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Never had to speak much – it all happened on the dancefloor. Boomer take. Even hooked up once in San Antonio where we just used some rudimentary sign language between each other. Das it.
post 10000094666 03-20-2026, 05:28 AM
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