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02-18-2026, 02:23 PM
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What is the cringiest thing you've ever done because of a girl?
In 2005, my girlfriend and were really into Green Day's "American Idiot" album. Being dumb 20 year olds, we thought it was the coolest thing ever. "Genius"
So I decided to learn the ENTIRE album on acoustic guitar, then play and sing it for her. And I did, on her parents front porch. It's almost an hour long. It isn't musically difficult, but I practiced for hours in my apartment to make it perfect. She said she loved it.
She dumped me about a month later. It took me years to realize how dumb it was.
I completely blocked the whole thing out of my mind, until today I was reminded of it. I physically cringed and made this thread.
So I decided to learn the ENTIRE album on acoustic guitar, then play and sing it for her. And I did, on her parents front porch. It's almost an hour long. It isn't musically difficult, but I practiced for hours in my apartment to make it perfect. She said she loved it.
She dumped me about a month later. It took me years to realize how dumb it was.
I completely blocked the whole thing out of my mind, until today I was reminded of it. I physically cringed and made this thread.
02-18-2026, 02:29 PM
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oh man…. how much time u got?
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02-18-2026, 02:32 PM
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02-18-2026, 02:33 PM
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Went to all three midnight premiers of the 50 Shades trilogy
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02-18-2026, 02:47 PM
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1.) Stood in line for 3 hours to ride a rollercoaster ride at Six Flags. I hate rollercoasters.
2.) Showed up at a girls place of employment with flowers after she stopped responding to my texts.
3.) Posted a staged photo of myself reading the bible after a girl I was talking told me she was a huge Christian.
Give me a minute, I can probably come up with 10+ more
2.) Showed up at a girls place of employment with flowers after she stopped responding to my texts.
3.) Posted a staged photo of myself reading the bible after a girl I was talking told me she was a huge Christian.
Give me a minute, I can probably come up with 10+ more
02-18-2026, 02:49 PM
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02-18-2026, 02:51 PM
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- GuineaDago585
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When I was a senior in high school I would get out of school around 2:30pm and catch the city bus all the way to the other side of the county to meet my first girlfriend at her fast food job by 5pm, just so I could walk her back home to her apartment.
02-18-2026, 02:52 PM
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Nothing too cringy. One time I sent a bouquet of flowers to a girl in Brazil on her birthday after we had broken up like a month before. She was still a cold kunt afterward, and I stopped talking to her like a week or two later.
02-18-2026, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
I remember in college when she stopped responding to my texts bringing breakfast and coffee to her dorm and seeing her with another guy lmfao
2.) Showed up at a girls place of employment with flowers after she stopped responding to my texts.
[same, I can think of a lot more]
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02-18-2026, 02:59 PM
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02-18-2026, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By CocoaButterMage⏩
Brutal :(
I remember in college when she stopped responding to my texts bringing breakfast and coffee to her dorm and seeing her with another guy lmfao
[same, I can think of a lot more]
[same, I can think of a lot more]
02-18-2026, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Number 3...
1.) Stood in line for 3 hours to ride a rollercoaster ride at Six Flags. I hate rollercoasters.
2.) Showed up at a girls place of employment with flowers after she stopped responding to my texts.
3.) Posted a staged photo of myself reading the bible after a girl I was talking told me she was a huge Christian.
Give me a minute, I can probably come up with 10+ more
2.) Showed up at a girls place of employment with flowers after she stopped responding to my texts.
3.) Posted a staged photo of myself reading the bible after a girl I was talking told me she was a huge Christian.
Give me a minute, I can probably come up with 10+ more
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