02-21-2026, 08:17 AM
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We Have a New Mascot, Fellas! (Breaking News!)
Well, the Official Misc Mascot Contest has reached its dramatic conclusion, fellas. And we have a new mascot! But first, let me just say that the contest was a huge success. We had 18 entries, and from what I hear, website traffic increased quite significantly as a result. It also brought many hearty laughs to the forum, and I enjoyed it immensely.
I know replacing Bert was a bit controversial, but it was absolutely necessary. In time, you all will understand why.
And your new mascot.....
Submitted by CocoaButterMage,
Ronnie Coleman, but as a cop!
Getter the Gorilla & Crispin Rider tied in the two spot.
Great contest, boys! We'll have some Officer Ronnie content coming shortly. Also, Bert's funeral this upcoming week.
I know replacing Bert was a bit controversial, but it was absolutely necessary. In time, you all will understand why.
And your new mascot.....
Submitted by CocoaButterMage,
Ronnie Coleman, but as a cop!
Getter the Gorilla & Crispin Rider tied in the two spot.
Great contest, boys! We'll have some Officer Ronnie content coming shortly. Also, Bert's funeral this upcoming week.
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 08:20 AM
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02-21-2026, 08:21 AM
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02-21-2026, 08:22 AM
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02-21-2026, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Keeping Bert got more votes. You can say that's the new mascot for you but we all know whose the real one. plus Allfather is never putting that in the header. so you can run around saying whatever you want but the truth is the truth
It's over, boys. You've lost.

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02-21-2026, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
I can't believe how much butthurt you displayed during this contest, my friend. Completely undignified. You look very foolish.
Keeping Bert got more votes. You can say that's the new mascot for you but we all know whose the real one. plus Allfather is never putting that in the header. so you can run around saying whatever you want but the truth is the truth
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I can't believe how much butthurt you displayed during this contest, my friend. Completely undignified. You look very foolish.
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
It's over, boys. You've lost.

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02-21-2026, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
You should save some of these for Bert's funeral. It's going to be a big tribute. You'll like it.R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 09:23 AM
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Im voting for Ronnie coleman.
02-21-2026, 09:27 AM
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Yeaaaaah buddy!
Congrats CocoaButter!
Congrats CocoaButter!
02-21-2026, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Ainβt nothinβ but a peanut
Yeaaaaah buddy!
Congrats CocoaButter!
Congrats CocoaButter!
Have fun and be yourself :-)
02-21-2026, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By CocoaButterMage⏩
I'll try to get a banner done soon. The AI users here might get one done before me though.
Ainβt nothinβ but a peanut
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 10:11 AM
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It's Bert you imbecile
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02-21-2026, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
Yeah, okay. Like Bert isn't trademarked....? No one's profiting of either likeness, partner. Bert's done. Just move on. The contest is over.
Lol you know Ronnie's likeness is trademarked and he could sue, right? Fucking stupid.
Also:
https://i.imgur.com/k35nqTIjpeg
Also:
https://i.imgur.com/k35nqTIjpeg
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 10:22 AM
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It's funny this cuck says everyone is caring too much about this but he's the only being overly aggressive about it... can't spell duck without the UCK, Cuck.
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02-21-2026, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Good one there, p7nk. You're so witty!
It's funny this cuck says everyone is caring too much about this but he's the only being overly aggressive about it... can't spell duck without the UCK, Cuck.
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Bert is not trademarked for use in a gay bodybuilding forum. Ronnie is. You lost. This is nothing new, you have always been a loser, I don't understand why you're crashing out so hard.
Yeah, okay. Like Bert isn't trademarked....? No one's profiting of either likeness, partner. Bert's done. Just move on. The contest is over.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
02-21-2026, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You're so mad about this. I love it. Stay crabby, buddy boy.
Bert is not trademarked for use in a gay bodybuilding forum. Ronnie is. You lost. This is nothing new, you have always been a loser, I don't understand why you're crashing out so hard.
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
An artistic rendering of Bert won't get anyone in trouble because it's a unique work. Using a screen grab of Bert from a copyrighted telecast would be infringement.
Yeah, okay. Like Bert isn't trademarked....? No one's profiting of either likeness, partner. Bert's done. Just move on. The contest is over.
02-21-2026, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
Both incorrect & irrelevant.
An artistic rendering of Bert won't get anyone in trouble because it's a unique work. Using a screen grab of Bert from a copyrighted telecast would be infringement.
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
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"I was repelled by the conglomeration of races which the capital showed me, repelled by this whole mixture of Czechs, Poles, Hungarians, Ruthenians, Serbs, and Croats, and everywhere, the eternal mushroom of humanity Jews and more Jews."-Hitler
02-21-2026, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By balls⏩
Balls, you're incorrect. There are two gorillas in the contest. PaulinKansas's vote wasn't counted because he failed to specify which gorilla. Getter the Gorilla had three votes, Harambe had one vote. Ronnie won with four votes.
Gorilla won the official thread u retard you can't even count
R.I.P. Bert
02-21-2026, 01:22 PM
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