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post 10000076510 03-04-2026, 08:25 PM
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What are the chances of finding a good wife for a 27 year old bald guy?

Assume good looking but bald and jaded
post 10000076514 03-04-2026, 08:28 PM
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High as long as you're not autistic or deformed.
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post 10000076517 03-04-2026, 08:29 PM
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About as low of a chance as you growing your hair back
post 10000076526 03-04-2026, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Chiraq⏩
About as low of a chance as you growing your hair back
So your saying there’s a chance
post 10000076539 03-04-2026, 08:57 PM
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post 10000076542 03-04-2026, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩

https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=so%20your%20saying%20theres%20a%20chance&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#sv=CAMSXhoyKhBlLTFlTVlzOVpmYjN0MWRNMg4xZU1ZczlaZmIzdDFkTToOSi1PRnVKeWdhZnhXQk0gBCokCg5WdjYydDRabGUwd2NZTRIQZS0xZU1ZczlaZmIzdDFkTRgAMAEYByC2m-znATABSggQAhgBIAIoAQ
post 10000076550 03-04-2026, 09:17 PM
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Your only hope is to try men
post 10000076564 03-04-2026, 09:27 PM
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post 10000076571 03-04-2026, 09:33 PM
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if gud looking, u av gud chance but need money
puckers aka phuckers aka puck aka puck nasty aka puck daddy aka big puck aka little puck aka puck the stuff

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post 10000076578 03-04-2026, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Puckers⏩
if gud looking, u av gud chance but need money
Doesn’t matter if I have money or not I’m not spending it on a bitch
post 10000076597 03-04-2026, 09:53 PM
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If you're 6'5", jacked, and have blue or green eyes, they might be able to overlook the baldness
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000076610 03-04-2026, 10:02 PM
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How good are your Russian language skills
post 10000076614 03-04-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
If you're 6'5", jacked, and have blue or green eyes, they might be able to overlook the baldness
6”4 blue eyes and I think jacked for natty lanklet status but not by sloot standards
post 10000076615 03-04-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
How good are your Russian language skills
Muy mal
post 10000076630 03-04-2026, 10:24 PM
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You gotta Jason Statham or the Rockmaxx. Get huge and get tan
post 10000076635 03-04-2026, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
You gotta Jason Statham or the Rockmaxx. Get huge and get tan
I don’t have a very strong jaw and can’t grow face hair because of my job plus I wouldn’t anyways cuz beards are soy best I could do is great value vin diesel
post 10000076683 03-04-2026, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
Muy mal
Croatian?

Ukrainian?

Polish?
post 10000076687 03-04-2026, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Croatian?

Ukrainian?

Polish?
None of the above
post 10000076691 03-04-2026, 11:59 PM
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About the same odds as winning the Power Ball srs
Back with my Fam
post 10000076723 03-05-2026, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
None of the above
They speak Portuguese in Brazil
post 10000076726 03-05-2026, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
They speak Portuguese in Brazil
How about in America
post 10000076733 03-05-2026, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
How about in America
I think espanol is more common there
post 10000076757 03-05-2026, 02:35 AM
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Hope you like HTC's.
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post 10000076801 03-05-2026, 05:35 AM
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Single mothers are what you should be aiming for
post 10000076804 03-05-2026, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Single mothers are what you should be aiming for
post 10000076943 03-05-2026, 09:46 AM
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Some girls love bald guys as long as you're in good shape and tall.

If not, just lower your expectations.

I have a friend who's short and bald and found a lovely Philippino woman online who has fallen in love with him. All he needs to do is keep sending her money.
post 10000076979 03-05-2026, 10:12 AM
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My current take is there ain't no such thing as a good woman, just a woman who will treat you well if your value is higher than hers. I think with the current state of the dating market, the gap is 2 points. If she's a 6 and you're an 8, she'll treat you well and appear like a good woman.

Also, keep in mind what I described above is what passes for a good woman. There's lots of women who will behave badly even if your value is higher than hers.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000077033 03-05-2026, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
My current take is there ain't no such thing as a good woman, just a woman who will treat you well if your value is higher than hers. I think with the current state of the dating market, the gap is 2 points. If she's a 6 and you're an 8, she'll treat you well and appear like a good woman.

Also, keep in mind what I described above is what passes for a good woman. There's lots of women who will behave badly even if your value is higher than hers.
Very true. Out of all the miscers i agree with you on most subjects. Dedfknsrs
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post 10000077034 03-05-2026, 10:52 AM
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How tall are you? Over 6'2" you have nothing to worry about it.

Being a George Constanza (short, bald, fat) has to be the worse of the worst.
post 10000077053 03-05-2026, 11:08 AM
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Your chances are inversely proportional to your posting on this forum.

The more time you spend on this forum, the less of a chance you have to meet an actual woman
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