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» Anybody ever pretend to be a junkie to attract foids?
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post 10000080850 03-08-2026, 03:13 PM
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Anybody ever pretend to be a junkie to attract foids?

Recently I’ve been injecting my veins with watered down cayenne pepper (like rust did in true detective). It makes it look like I have real track marks. Then I pretend to be a junkie so women will wanna date me. Women love trashy lowlifes.
post 10000080907 03-08-2026, 04:10 PM
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I worked graveyard bartending. That worked pretty well..no track marks needed
Not in the AM
post 10000080921 03-08-2026, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy
Recently I’ve been injecting my veins with watered down cayenne pepper (like rust did in true detective). It makes it look like I have real track marks. Then I pretend to be a junkie so women will wanna date me. Women love trashy lowlifes.
^^This is what happens when you're a baldcel.

Just LOL @ injecting cayenne pepper to look like a junkie to attract bitches.

Just grow hair.


post 10000080925 03-08-2026, 04:31 PM
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You should inject that into your hairline. Maybe it will grow back.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000080935 03-08-2026, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17
I worked graveyard bartending. That worked pretty well..no track marks needed
What do you think is a better method pretending to be a junkie or pretending to be married?
post 10000080950 03-08-2026, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
You should inject that into your hairline. Maybe it will grow back.
You should inject your fatass with some ozempic
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