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post 10000082041 03-09-2026, 08:02 PM
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When it comes to impregnating a womans vagina, how important is ejaculatory velocity?

My friend Dale and I were discussing this the other day. He brought up the topic of Bonnie Blue getting impregnated after a large scale gang bang; a subject also broached on this forum. He asserts that the loads released at the highest velocity were the ones that most likely led to the pregnancy. That's the single most important factor he says. Not diet, penis length, semen thickness or even sperm density. Velocity. Ejaculatory velocity. Dale claims the dribblers are the least likely suspects. The shooters, he says, can force their way into the cervix with a strong shot, while the dribblers barely make it past the labia. Just runs down the gal's leg. Is there any science behind this, fellas? Dale seems so very sure on this one.
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post 10000082044 03-09-2026, 08:05 PM
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If the velocity is too high then the semen will loose viscocity due to friction and the sperm will splatter all over the place instead of reaching the egg with full integrity. A velocity between 2-2,5 m/s is the ideal. I was just reading a new paper on the subject in nature magazine ded fkn srs
post 10000082051 03-09-2026, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
My friend Dale and I were discussing this the other day. He brought up the topic of Bonnie Blue getting impregnated after a large scale gang bang; a subject also broached on this forum. He asserts that the loads released at the highest velocity were the ones that most likely led to the pregnancy. That's the single most important factor he says. Not diet, penis length, semen thickness or even sperm density. Velocity. Ejaculatory velocity. Dale claims the dribblers are the least likely suspects. The shooters, he says, can force their way into the cervix with a strong shot, while the dribblers barely make it past the labia. Just runs down the gal's leg. Is there any science behind this, fellas? Dale seems so very sure on this one.
It's kinda interesting you bring this up OP. Because as a point of fact, my friend Dale and I were discussing this the other day. He brought up the topic of Bonnie Blue getting impregnated after a large scale gang bang; a subject also broached on this forum. He asserts that the loads released at the highest velocity were the ones that most likely led to the pregnancy.

That's the single most important factor he says. Not diet, penis length, semen thickness or even sperm density. Velocity. Ejaculatory velocity. Dale claims the dribblers are the least likely suspects. The shooters, he says, can force their way into the cervix with a strong shot, while the dribblers barely make it past the labia.

Just runs down the gal's leg. Is there any science behind this, fellas? Dale seems so very sure on this one.
post 10000082053 03-09-2026, 08:12 PM
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post 10000082070 03-09-2026, 08:32 PM
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Imagine, over 2 billion sperm and OP was the strongest swimmer
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post 10000082075 03-09-2026, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Imagine, over 2 billion sperm and OP was the strongest swimmer
It utterly destroys OP's - sorry I mean his "friend's" theory, given he was conceived from the cum that leaked out of his mother's ass after a convoy of truckers ran a road train on her while she leaned into a car window at a local truck stop for some crack and 3 cigarettes.
post 10000082076 03-09-2026, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Imagine, over 2 billion sperm and OP was the strongest swimmer
I think the likely scenario is that he was produced from a very underwhelming sperm count - quantitatively and qualitatively - and was simply the best of a bad lot.
post 10000082090 03-09-2026, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Imagine, over 2 billion sperm and OP was the strongest swimmer
What makes you think it was the sperms fault? Maybe it was just a rotten egg
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post 10000082101 03-09-2026, 09:36 PM
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it’s not that important if you can deposit it right at the cervix anyhow
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post 10000082142 03-09-2026, 11:15 PM
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post 10000082152 03-10-2026, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
If the velocity is too high then the semen will loose viscocity due to friction and the sperm will splatter all over the place instead of reaching the egg with full integrity. A velocity between 2-2,5 m/s is the ideal. I was just reading a new paper on the subject in nature magazine ded fkn srs
I think it’s 9.8 m/s^2
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I don't recommend impregnating the vagina, I would recommend the ass or face instead.
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
it’s not that important if you can deposit it right at the cervix anyhow
No sir. Dale says you're completely wrong on this, partner. He claims a strong exit velocity on your load is like shooting a bullet into a target with a rifle. It penetrates with ease. While a dribbly load, even from a large cock, is like trying to throw a bullet into a target. So at close range, the advantage still goes to the high velocity shooter standing thirty feet back.
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
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He was doing so good not posting.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
He was doing so good not posting.
I'll be leaving soon, my friend. Pretty strapped on time these days.
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I'll be leaving soon, my friend. Pretty strapped on time these days.
I believe the strap on. But not for time.
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
No sir. Dale says you're completely wrong on this, partner. He claims a strong exit velocity on your load is like shooting a bullet into a target with a rifle. It penetrates with ease. While a dribbly load, even from a large cock, is like trying to throw a bullet into a target. So at close range, the advantage still goes to the high velocity shooter standing thirty feet back.
why don’t you get Dale to join the misc and speak for himself? we could use more members here, u have been telling us about Dale for years and I would like to meet him
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my friend said he got his wife pregnant from anal. his blasts were so powerful they swam through the skin and found their way

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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
my friend said he got his wife pregnant from anal. his blasts were so powerful they swam through the skin and found their way

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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
If the velocity is too high then the semen will loose viscocity due to friction and the sperm will splatter all over the place instead of reaching the egg with full integrity. A velocity between 2-2,5 m/s is the ideal. I was just reading a new paper on the subject in nature magazine ded fkn srs
Do you realize what you just said makes no logic from a fluid dynamics perspective?
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
I think it’s 9.8 m/s^2
That's acceleration, dumbass.
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
why don’t you get Dale to join the misc and speak for himself? we could use more members here, u have been telling us about Dale for years and I would like to meet him
I got a feeling Dale is his imaginary friend that only exists in his head.
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
I got a feeling Dale is his imaginary friend that only exists in his head.
Dale is what he named the broomstick that he shoves up his ass when his mom is at church.
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