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post 10000085122 03-12-2026, 04:39 PM
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If you had a Time Machine but couldn’t use it for monetary gain

You just reached the pinnacle of fitness, you are now in the greatest shape of your life. You are greeted by a time traveler who offers you unlimited rides in their Time Machine, but you are forbidden to use it to make money.

I would go back and get a photo taken with Rich Piana, and come back to the present and post it online.

What would you use the Time Machine for?
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post 10000085124 03-12-2026, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By AceCorona⏩
You just reached the pinnacle of fitness, you are now in the greatest shape of your life. You are greeted by a time traveler who offers you unlimited rides in their Time Machine, but you are forbidden to use it to make money.

I would go back and get a photo taken with Rich Piana, and come back to the present and post it online.

What would you use the Time Machine for?
Kill Karl Marx
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post 10000085128 03-12-2026, 04:47 PM
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Anytime before 2012.
post 10000085130 03-12-2026, 04:47 PM
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Go back to 1988 to try and hook up with my civics teacher. She never seemed to wear a bra, and had great legs. But I guess I'd be too old for her – damnit. So, maybe 1998 and try the same.

Edit: If successful, I guess I could redo the same trip but skip ahead some and just appear at the point we got freaky – an infinite sex glitch?
post 10000085134 03-12-2026, 04:53 PM
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Take evidence of what's going on today and go back to talk with Uncle Adolf
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post 10000085156 03-12-2026, 05:08 PM
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go back in time and meet and listen to Jesus on sermon on the mount
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post 10000085158 03-12-2026, 05:10 PM
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post 10000085166 03-12-2026, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Take evidence of what's going on today and go back to talk with Uncle Adolf
The irony is that internet Nazis tend to be the spitting image of a subhuman on a Nazi propaganda poster.

Little Pete fits that mold perfectly. If anyone remembers that sg1976 miscer, same idea, he looked just like this poster.

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post 10000085177 03-12-2026, 05:22 PM
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I’d definitely use it and go back in time before I was conceived. I’ll tell my parents to have an abortion cause their kids going to be born with a micro , and to save him the pain and suffering they’re about to cause
Back with my Fam
post 10000085183 03-12-2026, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I’d definitely use it and go back in time before I was conceived. I’ll tell my parents to have an abortion cause their kids going to be born with a micro , and to save him the pain and suffering they’re about to cause
jbol,


imagine a random stranger coming up to you and saying "I am your son from the future, don't have kids. Your son will have a tiny penis"

lol

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post 10000085185 03-12-2026, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I’d definitely use it and go back in time before I was conceived. I’ll tell my parents to have an abortion cause their kids going to be born with a micro , and to save him the pain and suffering they’re about to cause
Or, you could travel to the future to gain access to glorious penis enhancement tech or big dick dna. Then travel back and make sure you give it to yourself as a fetus/baby. Think proudmanlet did it this way.
post 10000085187 03-12-2026, 05:33 PM
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I'd go back in time and spoil the Titanic movie
Have fun and be yourself :-)
post 10000085194 03-12-2026, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
The irony is that internet Nazis tend to be the spitting image of a subhuman on a Nazi propaganda poster.

Little Pete fits that mold perfectly. If anyone remembers that sg1976 miscer, same idea, he looked just like this poster.


You'd probably go back in time and tell yourself not to drive 200mi to see a hooker who was gonna beat you up, steal your shit, force you to sleep in a hotel lobby that night and have to call your mother to rescue you the next day
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