03-13-2026, 08:11 PM
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Official Misc Vertical Jump Contest
To truly determine who is explosive miscers are videoing themselves doing vertical jump
so far explosive midget and drewdarden have volunteered
anyone think they are more explosive? post videos here and misc will judge
winner gets something
so far explosive midget and drewdarden have volunteered
anyone think they are more explosive? post videos here and misc will judge
winner gets something
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03-13-2026, 08:17 PM
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I got money on explosive midget.
03-13-2026, 08:45 PM
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03-13-2026, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
You stand no chance against The 50" Midget...
Do they have vids? Is there a deadline? Maybe I'll start training for this...
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03-13-2026, 08:55 PM
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All I know as that I'd murder monster0ultra in a leaping contest
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03-13-2026, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
I'm only 5'4" and I got some years on him...but I bet I can still jump. If I can train for numerous bb shows I can learn how to jump right?!
You stand no chance against The 50" Midget...
LOL...
Edit: Inb4 Kim breaks a hip or an ankle...
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03-13-2026, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Lmao that was a running box jump i only posted that video with the tape measure to prove it was 50 inches which i retardedly thought was 5ft because i was inebriated as hell and reading the wrong side
You stand no chance against The 50" Midget...
my friend has a video of me jumping from standing position and touching the ceiling and there's tons of videos people have taken of me doing crazy shit like jumping off my garage on to concrete and landing like a ninja
also videos of me singing karaoke etc i might just post them all
03-13-2026, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
video has to be recent though, we all had good verticals when we were 22
Lmao that was a running box jump i only posted that video with the tape measure to prove it was 50 inches which i retardedly thought was 5ft because i was inebriated as hell and reading the wrong side
my friend has a video of me jumping from standing position and touching the ceiling and there's tons of videos people have taken of me doing crazy shit like jumping off my garage on to concrete and landing like a ninja
also videos of me singing karaoke etc i might just post them all
my friend has a video of me jumping from standing position and touching the ceiling and there's tons of videos people have taken of me doing crazy shit like jumping off my garage on to concrete and landing like a ninja
also videos of me singing karaoke etc i might just post them all
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03-14-2026, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I'm only 5'4" and I got some years on him...but I bet I can still jump. If I can train for numerous bb shows I can learn how to jump right?!
LOL...
Edit: Inb4 Kim breaks a hip or an ankle...
LOL...
Edit: Inb4 Kim breaks a hip or an ankle...
Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Let's be cereal here - I have no idea who is going to win but the videos will be priceless...JFL
Lmao that was a running box jump i only posted that video with the tape measure to prove it was 50 inches which i retardedly thought was 5ft because i was inebriated as hell and reading the wrong side
my friend has a video of me jumping from standing position and touching the ceiling and there's tons of videos people have taken of me doing crazy shit like jumping off my garage on to concrete and landing like a ninja
also videos of me singing karaoke etc i might just post them all
my friend has a video of me jumping from standing position and touching the ceiling and there's tons of videos people have taken of me doing crazy shit like jumping off my garage on to concrete and landing like a ninja
also videos of me singing karaoke etc i might just post them all
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03-14-2026, 05:56 AM
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If a few miscers post vids I will follow suit. I am over 40 and my knees are pretty shot from decades of heavy squats, so don't expect much.
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03-14-2026, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
I'm 35 lmao even that video of me box jumping 50' was from this year. (lost 20lbs since I was 5'6 205lbs then) The one of me jumping and touching the ceiling is from about 2 years ago.
video has to be recent though, we all had good verticals when we were 22
03-14-2026, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
anything in the past 3 months is fair
I'm 35 lmao even that video of me box jumping 50' was from this year. (lost 20lbs since I was 5'6 205lbs then) The one of me jumping and touching the ceiling is from about 2 years ago.
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03-14-2026, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
You have my full support, and I will root on every Miscer involved. But unfortunately, I have legit bad ankles and I’m going to have to decline.
no vids yet
I expect darden will be the 1st video posted
I expect darden will be the 1st video posted
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03-14-2026, 11:47 AM
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03-14-2026, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
shit
You have my full support, and I will root on every Miscer involved. But unfortunately, I have legit bad ankles and I’m going to have to decline.
explosive midget gonna win by default
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03-14-2026, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
only thing you need to jump on is this....... 🍆
Do they have vids? Is there a deadline? Maybe I'll start training for this...
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03-14-2026, 11:55 AM
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Is this a standing vertical leap? What are the rules? How should it be recorded?
03-14-2026, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
I'm not really sure I didn't think this through
Is this a standing vertical leap? What are the rules? How should it be recorded?
any suggestions?
I was kinda thinking someone would post a video of them jumping then someone else would just jump higher in the same way
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03-14-2026, 12:18 PM
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Standing vertical jump either onto or over objects. Objects measured on the same vid.
Maybe a box jump, maybe onto something else, maybe even over a trash can; same rules apply, vid of measuring object then jump.
Maybe a box jump, maybe onto something else, maybe even over a trash can; same rules apply, vid of measuring object then jump.
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03-14-2026, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH⏩
I like this
Standing vertical jump either onto or over objects. Objects measured on the same vid.
Maybe a box jump, maybe onto something else, maybe even over a trash can; same rules apply, vid of measuring object then jump.
Maybe a box jump, maybe onto something else, maybe even over a trash can; same rules apply, vid of measuring object then jump.
1) measure object
2) jump on to or over it
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03-14-2026, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I'm under 190lbs right now so could probably dunk a tennis ball or volley ball or smaller ball. Probably still too heavy for a full sized basketball.
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I did want to avoid this thread TBH because with this kind of thing, it's a question of post a video or STFU and I'm too lazy to go out just to video for a forum with 50 people.
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03-14-2026, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
but think of the reps
I'm under 190lbs right now so could probably dunk a tennis ball or volley ball or smaller ball. Probably still too heavy for a full sized basketball.
I did want to avoid this thread TBH because with this kind of thing, it's a question of post a video or STFU and I'm too lazy to go out just to video for a forum with 50 people.
I did want to avoid this thread TBH because with this kind of thing, it's a question of post a video or STFU and I'm too lazy to go out just to video for a forum with 50 people.
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03-14-2026, 07:44 PM
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03-14-2026, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
yes this method may just be the hardest to film, you can also cheat it by not fully extending reach
Not a box jump but just straight up tapping your hand against measuring sticks. Idk what it’s called let me try to Google it brb
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03-14-2026, 08:01 PM
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