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post 10000089055 03-16-2026, 03:27 AM
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You gotta be a complete fucking moron to cook meals from scratch

Imagine doing all this work for 6 pieces of chicken.



Just but pre butchered and use premade marinades and sauces. Ain't nobody got time for this especially me, I'm too busy fucking your moms.
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post 10000089058 03-16-2026, 03:43 AM
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That’s why they dont let you in the kitchen
post 10000089061 03-16-2026, 04:16 AM
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post 10000089065 03-16-2026, 04:41 AM
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What if you have kids and don’t want them eating trash
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
Can’t cook won’t cook
Brutal I’m a great cook. Regularly make Michelin star quality food with whole natural goislop free ingredients.
Have fun eating McDonald’s and being empowered or whatever
post 10000089087 03-16-2026, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
What if you have kids and don’t want them eating trash
The first step is you need to speak to a girl if you want this problem.
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post 10000089857 03-16-2026, 03:30 PM
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Ain't nobody got time for this
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post 10000089870 03-16-2026, 03:41 PM
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I make almost everything from scratch


That's if I don't just get a takeaway instead. The simple answer? because it's worth it in the end
post 10000089874 03-16-2026, 03:44 PM
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I mean there's a time and a place for everything, but fresh food from scratch is 100% worth it if you have the patience. When I make my Sunday gravy, the quality and taste are light years ahead of just buying jarred sauce. Plus you can usually get more food at a lower cost per ounce when you cook at home.
post 10000089879 03-16-2026, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
I mean there's a time and a place for everything, but fresh food from scratch is 100% worth it if you have the patience. When I make my Sunday gravy, the quality and taste are light years ahead of just buying jarred sauce. Plus you can usually get more food at a lower cost per ounce when you cook at home.
Exactly^
post 10000089913 03-16-2026, 04:16 PM
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Watch some Kent Rollins videos and tell me you don’t want to at least grill some meat or make a homemade sauce for your tacos
post 10000089992 03-16-2026, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Imagine doing all this work for 6 pieces of chicken.



Just but pre butchered and use premade marinades and sauces. Ain't nobody got time for this especially me, I'm too busy fucking your moms.
What a stupid take
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post 10000090008 03-16-2026, 05:47 PM
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some ppl like cooking
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post 10000090038 03-16-2026, 06:04 PM
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Isn't OP a fat bloatcel?

Cooking from scratch often is how u keep that sexy lean look

All those pre-made marinades are filled with sodium and sugar. Using scratch ingredients and herbs n shiet provide the flavor so u can have delicious healthy meals
post 10000090077 03-16-2026, 06:22 PM
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I'm sorry that you don't have the time and wisdom to properly nourish your body srs.
post 10000090089 03-16-2026, 06:41 PM
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TFW you are a busboy working a double to buy AA batteries...JFL
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post 10000090098 03-16-2026, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
TFW you are a busboy working a double to buy AA batteries...JFL
Brootal


post 10000090104 03-16-2026, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
TFW you are a busboy working a double to buy AA batteries...JFL
Fatality
post 10000090113 03-16-2026, 07:05 PM
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Lol @ childrencels who have no idea how to cook
post 10000090149 03-16-2026, 07:38 PM
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post 10000090150 03-16-2026, 07:38 PM
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I've literally been eating ground turkey with fat-free cheddar cheese and salsa. Then bananas and apples for carbs. LOL at meal prepping. This is my current cutting diet (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 10000090170 03-16-2026, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I make almost everything from scratch


That's if I don't just get a takeaway instead. The simple answer? because it's worth it in the end
Location: IRELAND

Yes, Putting a bunch of potatoes in boiling water for 5 hours is technically “from scratch” but kind of cheating for the purposes of this discussion
post 10000090172 03-16-2026, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
The first step is you need to speak to a girl if you want this problem.
What part of impregnating a girl requires talking
post 10000090223 03-16-2026, 08:37 PM
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Cooking is 100% fake
post 10000090226 03-16-2026, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Location: IRELAND

Yes, Putting a bunch of potatoes in boiling water for 5 hours is technically “from scratch” but kind of cheating for the purposes of this discussion
No i can cook ANYTHING. strange how this mfers turned on me all of a sudden too i';m doing the math and realising who'alts are who's

allfather u really fucked up taking peoples word for it a lot of these high rep accounts were claimed fraudulently (extremely srs)

r32gojirra would never talk shit to me on OG misc and we were bro's.  2+2=4
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
No i can cook ANYTHING. strange how this mfers turned on me all of a sudden too i';m doing the math and realising who'alts are who's

allfather u really fucked up taking peoples word for it a lot of these high rep accounts were claimed fraudulently (extremely srs)

r32gojirra would never talk shit to me on OG misc and we were bro's.  2+2=4
Who’s talking shit

I’m just spitting facts

Irish folk be cooking shit by boiling it, no need to be offended it’s part of your cultural identity

Have you ever seen any of the “fair fights” by the travelling folk?
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Originally Posted By post_id
Who’s talking shit

I’m just spitting facts

Irish folk be cooking shit by boiling it, no need to be offended it’s part of your cultural identity
Here's a little fact muppet - I can cook anything chinese, indian, mexican any type of food.

You're referencing the potato famine and ur 1 of those old english posters that hated me on OG misc definitely not the real r32gojirra (everyone know the english hate the irish for the most part)

cultural identidy my ass. This account is NOT him.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Here's a little fact muppet - I can cook anything chinese, indian, mexican any type of food.

You're referencing the potato famine and ur 1 of those old english posters that hated me on OG misc definitely not the real r32gojirra (everyone know the english hate the irish for the most part)

cultural identidy my ass. This account is NOT him.
60 hour work weeks, 5 days a week at the gym, have a family to take care of. Cooking from scratch is not realistic for people with lives.
Fk the Good Poster Crew (Lockdev, Pink, Kimm, Wasps, Expatriot, Mulloway, Luc1fer, Smallpeter, gwg, Super Hercules, Bonobo, maori-rap, Based Bagel, ezmac31, Goobaa, Godfrd and many more). You know who you are.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Here's a little fact muppet - I can cook anything chinese, indian, mexican any type of food.

You're referencing the potato famine and ur 1 of those old english posters that hated me on OG misc definitely not the real r32gojirra (everyone know the english hate the irish for the most part)

cultural identidy my ass. This account is NOT him.
At this point the R32gojirra account is basically like Spider-Man

Sure, everyone knows about tobey macguire, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland (OG misc, NewMisc and ObnoxiouBrutes) but nobody really knows how deep the spiderverse goes
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
60 hour work weeks, 5 days a week at the gym, have a family to take care of. Cooking from scratch is not realistic for people with lives.
No I get it m8 u have to guard the security of the family it's no easy task.
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