The new ad came out and my favorite cereal was on sale for 4 dollars a box, I'm like alright bet that's a great deal and head down there before it sells out

As in walking past the.front desk this unkempt autistic looking guy was returning two boxes of the cereal that's on sale and the clerk was saying we can't put them back on the shelf for liability reasons it has to get thrown away. Despite the geeks disheveled appearance the boxes looked brand new which gave me an idea....

I immediately hopped back in the tessie and staked out the dumpster behind the store and saw the clerk at end of shift 4 hours later disgusting the two new cereal boxes. Score! Two free boxes of cereal and while I was there I unloaded 4 piss bottles I been meaning to get rid of.

Woah!