So I headed there after lunch, which consisted of broccoli, baked beans, and cabbage. I paid for an hour massage. Starts off face down on the table. Not really much teasing, but enough to know a nut will be busted. Anyhow, probably a result of my lunch, I keep letting out silent but deadly farts. She's being kind and doesn't say anything but you can tell she notices because she's trying to breathe through her mouth. Eventually I rip a loud, nasty one. She gets a little annoyed and tells me to flip over so we can get this done. She's complaining about the odor in the room, poo poo, etc. She starts working on junior and I'm trying to negotiate a mouth finish. She's saying it's too big, it'll choke her, it's like giving head to a baseball bat, etc. So, she two hands my massive cock. I'm getting ready to bust but I'm also pinching back another fart too. Anyhow, I know it's going to shoot out with a lot of force, so I decide to grab my cock at the last minute and direct it toward her head. Bullseye! First giant shot right in her face. She jumps back yelling about going blind from cum poisoning, etc. She tells me to leave the tip on the table and get dressed. I get dressed and leave without leaving any tip. Moreover, the cash I used to pay at the front desk for the massage was fake. Also, because the rooms are dimly lit, I squatted down in the corner and took a dump on the floor as a little parting gift.

Dat you CopeFear?

Imagine being a cop undercover doing a sting after sneaking in there and planting a hidden camera, just another day in the office, and then you see this chit take place. Man I'd lose it.

Surely this happened

This is that vulgar dude who had the dude tossing salad as his avi I’m sure.

Didn’t read
Negged
Reported

That sounds hot

Every massages parlor/escort one visits have hidden cameras, not just for their own safety, but many sell the vids for extra money.

Yeah, no doubt they do. Another reason not to go there because it could be blackmail.

I wear a disguise, so I’m cool there.