I’m seeing a ton of traffic going down my street and thought traffic is probably being rerouted , followed by my windows rattling from god knows what . I go for a walk and see the house on the next block has a truck on fire in the back yard and a bit of smoke coming out of the house .
The fire fighters weren’t having much success putting it out imo regardless of all the water . Probably a write off .
Anyways that was my excitement for the day


There’s a truck to the left of the house you can see burning . I thought maybe it was EV that started the fire but it looks like an old truck

Any more pics of shawty in the black pants

I should have got Laurie to turn sideways for a better glute pic lol . She is our local weight lifting trainer . Those pants don’t due her glutes justice , as srs she has the nicest glutes I’ve ever seen . She actually used to compete in motocross and was in top place at one time .

I knew her b4 she had kids . She got divorced and I hit on her one time in the bar and she asked me how I felt about kids lol . She’s not a bar sloot and I don’t think she likes that type of thing. It was just by chance that she went out for a drink with her mother in law and I ran into them



Edit
Lmao I just found out she’s on instagram . I knew she had won motocross races , but had no idea she was world champion .
Back in the 90’s before she got into body building I met her at the Kawasaki dealership when I was getting parts. I heard about her and wanted to ask her to go for some off-road riding , but was too autistic to ask , not to mention she had no idea who the fk I was , but srs for a hot AF girl she seemed very approachable. She’s old now and has hit the wall for most Miscers , but in the mid 90’s she was hot AF srs

Gotdamn.

Thread is now about the Major’s Fitness Milf.

You may not know this about me, but I’ve been known to develop obsessions with fitness milfs from time to time.

Well I’d without question rate her very highly amongst fitness milfs. When I first got there I didn’t realize it was her , then I read the jacket

I’m surprised she doesn’t have more followers.

I kind of thought the same thing . I bet her and Kim would hit it off if they met

Send her to papi chulos

Next time I run into her srs

Made ya green buddy!

You think she does anal?

Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg

My nut would escape earth’s atmosphere

Depends, does this rag smell like chloroform?

this clow will simp for anybody

edit
thought she was a shebooooon

never mind carry on