I'll lease ya 1.5 for 30 years, for ONE dollar, but: You'd have to put in writing then, you would always keep in touch with me & put up with my whining, be a friend ... get your damn libido back ... smother me GOOD – ONE time. I'll not tell anyone, ever mention it again – BUT – AND you promise to try to be happy, especially as YOU ARE

I got brain damage from reading this

this.....

Michelle relapsed.

i hope so, otherwise wtf..

I really fucking hate normies. I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.  Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.  Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.  Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.

u wot m8

I know the person personally so I guess that’s why I can read it fine . They have 60 acres and they were talking about selling. I asked them if I could buy some land and that was what I was offered .
He’s been hitting on me for years and I have to tell him that I am basically asexual lol. But damn I could use some land lol.

Lead him on to get the land once u get it tell him hit the road jack (srs)

then move me in I'll cure ur asexuality real fast and we'll live happily ever after

I'll build us a cabin

Ah, so this looks like the translation for anyone else who couldn't initially read it:

So 1.5 acres of land in exchange for faking interest in dude and letting him plow you one time?



If that's the case then I have about 5 acres. What will that get me?

No it's a shit deal. He will most likely be dead in 30y, he cant sell you a small portion probably because of zoning laws etc like he would have to subdivide (no idea on your particular laws though).

It wont be one time either, he will try to have sex again and again etc and hold the lease over you permanently, that’s pretty obvious.

You should only have sex with him if he had a parcel of land he would sell to you for 1 dollar.

Oh yeah I know haha . He doesn’t want sex though - I’m apparently too modest to translate what he’s asking for but apparently I wouldn’t have to do anything. I don’t know why that’s his thing but I’d never let him even if I could have the land tomorrow. I don’t think I could live with myself after

Ill blow the dude for a few acres and im not even gay..what's his digits

Strong, RICHSTRONG.

Hey..2 acres is 2 acres

I was in Gettysburg in November. You never told me how nice PA was. I guess I should've just assumed it.

It probably would have been better to state what the 1.5 was in the opening post lol. I almost had an aneurysm trying to figure it out

Idk what 1.5acres of land in that area is worth but I think you will be fine srs.


Lmao this, $20 is $20.

GGettysburg is just next level cool. U didn't even go to the really nice parts. Ded srs..Lotta hidden gems and beautiful areas. Gotta get off I80

We did a rushed thing up there. Only stayed two days in Gettysburg but did stay at a battlefield AirBnB about three miles from the entrance. I am definitely going back because I figured there was plenty to do.

Hit me up on here if ur looking for some cool spots. I just did a ghost thing there last year. It was ok...did a horse tour on battlefield that was cool as hell

Say less for real. I love that area, D.C. too. I watched the Devils play the Caps after leaving Gettysburg. I want to make it a yearly thing.

I considered it and then thought it would be funner to leave as is 😂

Oh em gee Richstrong I’ll be In Gilbert PA in Augusta. Misc meet up!?!?!?

He.wants you to sit on his face

You will have to clarify does he just want a pussy in his face or does he want to not be able to breathe. Sometimes there's a mis understanding

GILBERT? Wtf u going there for? I ain't going no 4.5 hours for a misc meet up. Definitely goto Jim Thorpe tho..its a cool ass town

wtf "I wouldn't have to do anything" what does he want to do with u really sounds like someone you do NOT want to hang around ..