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post 10000158367 05-08-2026, 05:25 PM
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Misc i could literally smash a hot barely 18 year old tonight (srs(

all of my sisters friends think i'm an "amazing singer" and they want to come up but my sis is cockblocking me


but then again I'm fuckin 35... is 18 too young? This one iin particular is hot and full of glow and there's only so hard my dick can get

wanna smash but the stigma of the age gap is what;s stopping me (srs) her family would be furious it's not my fault she fancies me so much
post 10000158370 05-08-2026, 05:27 PM
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Negged for no pics.


Just discuss boundaries. Enforce your own and respect hers. You can do it with respect and dignity.

Fill her up.
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post 10000158371 05-08-2026, 05:27 PM
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Can you beat up her father and brothers? If yes smash vigorously
Not in the AM
post 10000158374 05-08-2026, 05:28 PM
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You have to be 110% sure that shes 18 and theres always the risk that her father / brothers/ relatives etc could get violent if they find out.

Only then you can gauge wheter its worth it or not
post 10000158399 05-08-2026, 05:53 PM
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If she had daddy issues you need to get her calling you papi. It's not p3d0 at all, but there are a lot of people who have problems with it. Some don't.
post 10000158400 05-08-2026, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
You have to be 110% sure that shes 18 and theres always the risk that her father / brothers/ relatives etc could get violent if they find out.

Only then you can gauge wheter its worth it or not
Yeah it's definitely not worth it and I'd get my head smashed in for sure 1 of her bros in particular is a boxer but the rest of them are dangerous with weapons

when i think about it a 35 year old going with my 18 year old sis i;d be furious too.
post 10000158415 05-08-2026, 06:03 PM
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its a sad world we live in.
When a man in his prime has to ask is 18 too young but act like a 28 year old woman is just as prime.
peak clown world
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post 10000158419 05-08-2026, 06:06 PM
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The fact that so many people pretend it is off limits makes it more attractive to me.

Kind of like wives.


I explicitly look for and smash wives and 18/19 year olds.


Ded fkn srs.
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post 10000158420 05-08-2026, 06:06 PM
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Honestly, you're a little too old to be creeping on your barely eighteen year old sister's friends. But then again is ireland and who cares what you sheep fuckers do there
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post 10000158422 05-08-2026, 06:07 PM
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Lol, is 18 too young... You have better standards than me.
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post 10000158430 05-08-2026, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Lol, is 18 too young... You have better standards than me.
Lmao this

OP I was 46 and had a naked 19 YO prime sloot on my lap after the bar closed . You gotta take those opportunities when you can srs
Back with my Fam
post 10000158432 05-08-2026, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
The fact that so many people pretend it is off limits makes it more attractive to me.

Kind of like wives.


I explicitly look for and smash wives and 18/19 year olds.


Ded fkn srs.
And yet nobody would ever touch you so it’s a non issue
post 10000158434 05-08-2026, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Honestly, you're a little too old to be creeping on your barely eighteen year old sister's friends. But then again is ireland and who cares what you sheep fuckers do there
ur thinking of wales when in it comes to sheep shaggers, wtf is ur problem boyo?
post 10000158437 05-08-2026, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Honestly, you're a little too old to be creeping on your barely eighteen year old sister's friends. But then again is ireland and who cares what you sheep fuckers do there
Anothrer thing i think ur jelly of my family situation and how well we all get along


post 10000158443 05-08-2026, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Lmao this

OP I was 46 and had a naked 19 YO prime sloot on my lap after the bar closed . You gotta take those opportunities when you can srs
I think a random 19 year old would be one thing but if it were a girl I knew since she was a kid it's a bit different. This one girl, who's been a FWB before, her daughter just turned 18. Her mom has basically has said everything except directly to smash her and I just don't respond. The only thing is I've known her since she was about 5 years old so it's a little weird.
post 10000158447 05-08-2026, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Anothrer thing i think ur jelly of my family situation and how well we all get along



Just because I mentioned farm animals doesn't mean you had to slaughter one and record it
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post 10000158449 05-08-2026, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
And yet nobody would ever touch you so it’s a non issue
I really hope you find the satisfaction you are looking for every time you make fun of someone based on a situation you literally just made up.

A weird way to go about managing your feelings lol
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post 10000158450 05-08-2026, 06:30 PM
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If you're close to your sister stay away from her friends. I don't think anything good comes out of these type of situations srs...
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post 10000158452 05-08-2026, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Just because I mentioned farm animals doesn't mean you had to slaughter one and record it
Lol ur such a wanker m8 an absolute snake thought we were cool again? Rat behaviour
post 10000158453 05-08-2026, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If you're close to your sister stay away from her friends. I don't think anything good comes out of these type of situations srs...
Valid consideration.
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post 10000158454 05-08-2026, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If you're close to your sister stay away from her friends. I don't think anything good comes out of these type of situations srs...
Nah i've already made my mind up - too young
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If you're close to your sister stay away from her friends. I don't think anything good comes out of these type of situations srs...
This seems pretty logical

Maybe just go have a tug thinking about her then see if it's easier to resist getting caught up in some drama
See Shakebrah's sig
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
This seems pretty logical

Maybe just go have a tug thinking about her then see if it's easier to resist getting caught up in some drama
If thats you in your avi then tugging is the only thing you will ever will do f@ggot.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
If thats you in your avi then tugging is the only thing you will ever will do f@ggot.
People often confuse me for Brad Pitt
See Shakebrah's sig
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
People often confuse me for Brad Pitt
You look like a fucking indian.
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
People often confuse me for Brad Pitt
I can see it. You pretty much look like twins!
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lol ur such a wanker m8 an absolute snake thought we were cool again? Rat behaviour
Still incapable of discerning jokes from serious attacks.......smh, the autism on this site😏
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A+ thread again from EM. This kang is out there getting females of all legal ages dropping their panties just from his singing voice. Das it mane.
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Lmao this

OP I was 46 and had a naked 19 YO prime sloot on my lap after the bar closed . You gotta take those opportunities when you can srs
Mirin you smashing that with a micro penis. Srs
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
A+ thread again from EM. This kang is out there getting females of all legal ages dropping their panties just from his singing voice. Das it mane.
what can i say i'm opnly human

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