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post 10000164527 05-13-2026, 07:11 AM
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Someone should compile a list of all the bad things that's happened to mario so far

My ancestors told me he's gettin merked. Lord have mercy


because they won't. Ferocious demons have been taking everything from him and giving him horrific nightmares. They're not done with u yet boyo and you'll post a thread about it.


heard a clear voice they're going to make u wanna go straight to home depot. You know u can't pay that 20 THOUSAND dollar debt to the IRS that's why ur living in a car they saw how much u loved those new rims so they made u crash on the curb and u nearly veered off the road directly into a tree. U know this and u were spooked and shooked.... to say the least

They're watching u 24/7 u keep looking over ur shoulder but there's nobody there - that's them boyo
post 10000164534 05-13-2026, 07:18 AM
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I guess we can start with the unfortunate luck of being a manlet and twink
Neg incels
post 10000164535 05-13-2026, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I guess we can start with the unfortunate luck of being a manlet and twink
Ok well I suppose that's a start lmfao I'm a manlet but certainly no twink.
post 10000164536 05-13-2026, 07:21 AM
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Shut up. You're 5'6. I'd love to get on top of you and manhandle you
I refuse to die until things are better... and THAT IS A THREAT!
post 10000164541 05-13-2026, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerPsycho⏩
Shut up. You're 5'6. I'd love to get on top of you and manhandle you
m8 ur a street shitter i'd fold u in half and post u to mexico if i wanted to

Words can't even describe how much stronger I am than the average human let alone an indian twink like you. Never mind the explosiveness I got the strength of 3 normal sized men

I would absolutely ragdoll you. (srs) where's muzzlrpress at? go sniff his butthole u gay bastard
post 10000164554 05-13-2026, 07:36 AM
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I occasionally go to a PF(my friend has a black card. my gym doesn't allow guests) and i have never heard that alarm go off
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post 10000164556 05-13-2026, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerPsycho⏩
Shut up. You're 5'6. I'd love to get on top of you and manhandle you
The midget is a little ball of dynamite, he'd knock you into next week
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post 10000164557 05-13-2026, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
I occasionally go to a PF(my friend has a black card. my gym doesn't allow guests) and i have never heard that alarm go off
That's quite alarming

why not?
post 10000164558 05-13-2026, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
The midget is a little ball of dynamite, he'd knock you into next week
Guaranteed! but i wouldn't even hit him I'd just strangle him unconscious and leave him lying there on the street

when he wakes up he can take a big smelly shit on it
post 10000164574 05-13-2026, 07:48 AM
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I hope your spells get stronger and stronger.


You should put a truth hex on her, make her talk, and explain what the fuck happened at that concert that she REFUSES to admit she went to.... (and nearly got fired for)
post 10000164578 05-13-2026, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩





I hope your spells get stronger and stronger.


You should put a truth hex on her, make her talk, and explain what the fuck happened at that concert that she REFUSES to admit she went to.... (and nearly got fired for)
Unspeakably homosexual things happened at that concert. Shit that would make elton john prince and freddy mercury blush

He's got AIDS now
post 10000164587 05-13-2026, 07:57 AM
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Born gay and retarded. Started life with a hex
Not in the AM
post 10000164590 05-13-2026, 07:58 AM
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You can clearly tell that he’s an unhappy miserable person in real life. He’s always alone, 40 and can’t get a girlfriend, lives in a shithole and is always complaining.

Trolling here is the only thing that excites him, because he has no one to connect to at a personal level. (Super Ded fan Srs)
post 10000164594 05-13-2026, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
You can clearly tell that he’s an unhappy miserable person in real life. He’s always alone, 40 and can’t get a girlfriend, lives in a shithole and is always complaining.

Trolling here is the only thing that excites him, because he has no one to connect to at a personal level. (Super Ded fan Srs)
He has NOBODY. everyone either strongly dislikes him or hates him (Super ded fkin srs)



change the lyrics every time u hear girl change it to "boy"
post 10000164649 05-13-2026, 08:52 AM
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post 10000164668 05-13-2026, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩

Turning on me again are we son? U drive that truck real carefully on those long drives. I see forests and trees

how do i know this? I know everything. You'll be taken out too for being a snake

gaze into my fucking avi manlet retard. Stare into the evil eye

Well, it's evil for YOU now, thomas
post 10000164674 05-13-2026, 09:06 AM
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post 10000164677 05-13-2026, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Turning on me again are we son? U drive that truck real carefully on those long drives. I see forests and trees

how do i know this? I know everything. You'll be taken out too for being a snake

gaze into my fucking avi manlet retard. Stare into the evil eye
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post 10000164678 05-13-2026, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
He was born
The midwife tried to strangle him with umbilical cord it took 3 nurses and a doctor to restrain her
post 10000164681 05-13-2026, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩

U r such a fukin gay lord imagine even going through the effort of doing some shit like that inb4 more gayI

get ur affairs in order. You'll be feeling like ur being watched very soon... it's not in ur head m8. Be careful
post 10000164690 05-13-2026, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
U r such a fukin gay lord imagine even going through the effort of doing some shit like that inb4 more gayI

get ur affairs in order. You'll be feeling like ur being watched very soon... it's not in ur head m8. Be careful
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post 10000164692 05-13-2026, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩

More gayness. Have u tried not sucking dick or can u just not stop?

maybe try to pray the gay away. You're gonna need to start praying regardless
post 10000164696 05-13-2026, 09:21 AM
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@bonobo



every time u see my avi gaze into the evil eye. Don't be a fggt when u crash ur truck or something seriously bad happens to u REAL QUICK post about it like mario would. ur ego will keep u silent but what will happen to u will be violent

I've told my ancestors to destroy you completely. Good luck! ur going to need it
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Being born was punishment enough for him.
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post 10000164702 05-13-2026, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Being born was punishment enough for him.
True that!
post 10000164703 05-13-2026, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
More gayness. Have u tried not sucking dick or can u just not stop?

maybe try to pray the gay away. You're gonna need to start praying regardless
Cliffs - take your meds












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post 10000164708 05-13-2026, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Cliffs - take your meds
They go straight in the trash just like ur going to crash

I promise you.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
They go straight in the trash just like ur going to crash

I promise you.
The next time you smoke crack, your heart is gonna stop.

I promise
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LMAO at this leprechaun looking twat trying to act hard.

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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
The next time you smoke crack, your heart is gonna stop.

I promise
The midget king can do whatever the fuck he wants and be fine. Plus I don't smoke crack anymore

u crashing ur truck and breaking all ur shit? Now that's a real possibility. In fact, it WILL happen
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