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post 10000164745 05-13-2026, 09:51 AM
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🚨 🚨 Emergency alert: Kremlin has confirmed Satan II ICBM had a successful launch srs

This is massive news. This ICBM can fly around the world more than once and penetrate our defenses. It has enough fuel to penetrate through the South Pole instead of going though Greenland and Canada.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/05/12/putin-intercontinental-ballistic-missile-sarmat/a889a0e8-4e26-11f1-97e7-22c6c29ff0d8_story.html
post 10000164782 05-13-2026, 10:09 AM
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I'm sure it will work about as well as the last one they claimed.

Russian missiles can't even hit anything moving slow, but suddenly, they develop this missile that can do it all, super long distance, can carry any warhead, do ungodly speeds the whole time manuvering like a house fly on crack. Okay, sure. Consider their last missile turned out to only do about 1/4 of the original claims.
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post 10000164801 05-13-2026, 10:19 AM
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post 10000164808 05-13-2026, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs
I'm sure it will work about as well as the last one they claimed.

Russian missiles can't even hit anything moving slow, but suddenly, they develop this missile that can do it all, super long distance, can carry any warhead, do ungodly speeds the whole time manuvering like a house fly on crack. Okay, sure. Consider their last missile turned out to only do about 1/4 of the original claims.
Considering that their soviet era rifles and spacecraft are still more reliable than American slop, I wouldn't be so quick to discard their claims
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post 10000164814 05-13-2026, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs
I'm sure it will work about as well as the last one they claimed.

Russian missiles can't even hit anything moving slow, but suddenly, they develop this missile that can do it all, super long distance, can carry any warhead, do ungodly speeds the whole time manuvering like a house fly on crack. Okay, sure. Consider their last missile turned out to only do about 1/4 of the original claims.
You are truly retarded. You consistently speak out of your ass.
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post 10000164825 05-13-2026, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Considering that their soviet era rifles and spacecraft are still more reliable than American slop, I wouldn't be so quick to discard their claims
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs
I'm sure it will work about as well as the last one they claimed.

Russian missiles can't even hit anything moving slow, but suddenly, they develop this missile that can do it all, super long distance, can carry any warhead, do ungodly speeds the whole time manuvering like a house fly on crack. Okay, sure. Consider their last missile turned out to only do about 1/4 of the original claims.
yet US army loves ak 47 over their modern m4 lol.
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post 10000164943 05-13-2026, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel
You are truly retarded. You consistently speak out of your ass.
So your saying the last claims Russia made about it's hypersonic missiles was even close to the results?

How about their supertank that got completely Mike Tyson style knocked out by a 30yo Bradley?
post 10000164986 05-13-2026, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs
So your saying the last claims Russia made about it's hypersonic missiles was even close to the results?

How about their supertank that got completely Mike Tyson style knocked out by a 30yo Bradley?
What claims? Stop talking like a low IQ, be clear, and link some sources. Are you talking about the Oreshnik missile? Which they successfully used on Ukraine and proved its existence and ability to bypass Western AD


Russia obviously has working modern hypersonic missiles that are hard to shoot down and bypass Western AD like the Patriot system... Maybe stop believing in propaganda coming out of Kiev that they shoot down 99% of Russian missiles? Because they don't. Even Iran has modern missiles, they pose a threat to the West, they clearly showed that by hitting U.S. bases throughout the Middle East, including consistently hitting Israel directly. And if Iran can do it, you believe Russia somehow cant?

As far as tanks go, literally every nation was hyping up their mighty game changing tanks... The Ukraine conflict proved that tanks are old, obsolete tools in a modern war, only useful in specific scenarios, but otherwise, not good because a 10k drone can easily take them out. This includes the best U.S. tank the military has to offer... Just look at Israel vs Hezbollah right now in Lebanon.. Drones are making things difficult for the Israelis, who use U.S. modern weapons

You are an absolute dumbass, or just trolling. I cant really tell. I hope you're just trolling


Heres the guy in charge of one of Ukraines main missile companies talking about the difficulties of shooting down Russian missiles... You going to claim you're more knowledgeable than him?

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post 10000165084 05-13-2026, 12:49 PM
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