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Thread: you get 5 years in maximum security prison

post 10000165042 05-13-2026, 12:29 PM
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you get 5 years in maximum security prison

how long before you turn out?
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post 10000165044 05-13-2026, 12:30 PM
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Depends if Fitnessguy24 is my cell mate or not.
post 10000165045 05-13-2026, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Depends if Fitnessguy24 is my cell mate or not.
yes he is
u better b pepperd
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post 10000165047 05-13-2026, 12:32 PM
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Would you get sent to a max security prison if your crime only warranted a 5 year sentence?
post 10000165049 05-13-2026, 12:32 PM
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put mario and bonobo in there and they'd have a field day and a gaping asshole. They'd love every second of it
post 10000165056 05-13-2026, 12:40 PM
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only if this is my celly

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post 10000165069 05-13-2026, 12:45 PM
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My small ass would probably either end up someone's fleshlight or someone's punching bag, maybe both so I'd probably be best off at a supermax where I'm not allowed any contact with other prisoners because my butthole is not prepared nor do I want to play racketball being the racketball.
post 10000165075 05-13-2026, 12:48 PM
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I'm immediately finding one of those female correctional officers and adding my name to the qeue
post 10000165157 05-13-2026, 01:18 PM
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In prison our motto must shift to always relax.... otherwise you're in for some serious tearing
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000165232 05-13-2026, 01:47 PM
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