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post 10000167756 05-14-2026, 08:47 PM
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SRS: Restarting the tour at 35: Roast me now so I have motivation, pics insid gtfih

Requesting a roast of my deeply unaesthetic 35yo frame. Yes I know. Yes it's bad. Yes I'll cry.

i'll get aesthetic again, then I'll mog you.


Starting a progress thread for anyone who wants to witness someone restarting the tour.


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post 10000167766 05-14-2026, 09:01 PM
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ok. in
Courtney Ryan is my oneitis
post 10000167767 05-14-2026, 09:01 PM
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focus on your legs. it should be easy for you to get a decent body.
post 10000167778 05-14-2026, 09:09 PM
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I’ve started from worse. You got this brah
post 10000167781 05-14-2026, 09:10 PM
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post 10000167782 05-14-2026, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By AMOG
focus on your legs. it should be easy for you to get a decent body.



Ya, I got good genetics. Every day is leg day for me at the gym. I live in a 4th floor walkup and my legs stay meaty, but yay I'm pumped to dead 3pl8's again.

I dont have too bad of a base. But if I dont start heading to the gym now, I'm going to be a porky pork.
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post 10000167784 05-14-2026, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Moghard
Legs need a lot of work
See above for pix
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post 10000167786 05-14-2026, 09:15 PM
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You look better than Mario does. You'll be beach ready by this time next year.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000167787 05-14-2026, 09:17 PM
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thick.solid....not quite tight yet tho
Coom for the sloot threads, stay for the riveting social commentary
post 10000167788 05-14-2026, 09:19 PM
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So what’s the plan?

Lifting program? Nutrition etc.

Also it’ll come back super quick with muscle memory srs … muscle memory is like being on a strong steroid cycle in my experience
post 10000167790 05-14-2026, 09:20 PM
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At least shave your nipples
post 10000167791 05-14-2026, 09:21 PM
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u look disgusting

blast gear immediately
post 10000167799 05-14-2026, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
So what’s the plan?

Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
i'm getting married in the church (already legally married) so I need to be aesthetic for that. We also plan on having kids so I want my boy to school and say "my daddy can beat up your daddy."
I

Originally Posted By Basedbabyy
At least shave your nipples
i'll go see the indian woman that waxes me and send you a new photo.

Originally Posted By dropped40lbs
u look disgusting

blast gear immediately
Thank you for the roast, but I'm staying natty. My dink is above average and its the only thing I got going for me.
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post 10000167805 05-14-2026, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
So what’s the plan?

Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
Forgot to say. Going on a deficit. Eating only chicken & ground beef with a vegetable. Fruit as a dessert during lunch.

For breakfast only plain greek yogurt.

trying to at 2000 cal per day. Only protein, and veggies no carbs. Carbs are the devil.

i'm going to go to the gym 5 days a week for strength training and end those days with 20 min of rowing.

Days off I'll roon.
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post 10000167809 05-14-2026, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By SlootsGunnaSloot
Forgot to say. Going on a deficit. Eating only chicken & ground beef with a vegetable. Fruit as a dessert during lunch.

For breakfast only plain greek yogurt.

trying to at 2000 cal per day. Only protein, and veggies no carbs. Carbs are the devil.

i'm going to go to the gym 5 days a week for strength training and end those days with 20 min of rowing.

Days off I'll roon.
God speed brah

And thanks for posting a thread that makes it feel like we’re back on the old misc

We’re all gonna make it
post 10000167816 05-14-2026, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
God speed brah

And thanks for posting a thread that makes it feel like we’re back on the old misc

We’re all gonna make it
Thanks brah, the misc is what got me motivated for the gym and I had the best time in my 20's taking my shirt off, mogging everyone, and banging rando's.

I'm trying to bring the culture back.

Be the change you want to see!
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post 10000167818 05-14-2026, 09:48 PM
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You're not even that fat tbh. Most of your fat is on your lower stomach. All my fat loves to go straight to my lower back and stomach. You're back and your legs are fairly lean. You'll look like a whole different person if you drop 20ish pounds.
post 10000167838 05-14-2026, 10:47 PM
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tour de france?
post 10000167932 05-15-2026, 04:32 AM
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You got this family. 35 is a good age to make it happen. I'm 45 and not in terrible shape, still visible abs and all, but want to get way leaner. I am going to do Insanity again. It's been 13 years since I did it last and that was the best shape I was ever in.

I had my diet dialed in perfectly then too but was starting from a way worse position than I am now. I will report back in early July brah. Let's do it together no homo.
post 10000167935 05-15-2026, 04:37 AM
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In on a thread where I actually feel like the op will put the effort in and see results. Unlike Donny2Cuck, who is ALL talk and NO action. Srs, vry srs.
post 10000167949 05-15-2026, 04:54 AM
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You got this OP srs

er, phaggot? <-----You did ask for a roast
post 10000167985 05-15-2026, 05:30 AM
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I know you want a roast but I can even tell your sticking our stomach out in the first pic. You honestly don't look THAT bad.
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You look like you used to lift 5 years ago but got fat and depressed and haven’t touched a weight since.

Rooting for your success tho srs
post 10000167991 05-15-2026, 05:36 AM
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Mirin nipple beard that sheds a single tear drop when it sees itself in the mirror.

Rely on the diet for as long as possible before going full blast on cardio. It'll make it more sustainable.
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post 10000167994 05-15-2026, 05:43 AM
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I'm 35 too maybe we should do this together (no homo) my arms are absolutely fucking jacked tho i just need to cut and get back down to 170

I have various sets of dumbbels ranging from 10kg to 40kg tho, when's the last time u lifted?
post 10000168009 05-15-2026, 05:58 AM
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its over before it begins
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 10000168010 05-15-2026, 05:59 AM
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So the avi isn't you? because i find it hard to believe someone that reached that level would let themselves go to where you are now, only by the age of 35
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post 10000168096 05-15-2026, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored
tour de france?
Tour de sloot

Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
You look like you used to lift 5 years ago but got fat and depressed and haven’t touched a weight since.
True, I was huge before covid but during covid I got addicted to my adderall prescription. I would stay up 2-3 days, not leave my computer and program. My ex at the time was okay with me ruining my life.

Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
when's the last time u lifted?
i was huge before covid. That's when I was consistent.
Last year I tried to get baok in to it but blew my elbow out doing bent over hoes.

Originally Posted By p7nk
So the avi isn't you?
Avi is me 10 years ago, srs. I've been a pig since I stopped going to the gym during covid.
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post 10000168104 05-15-2026, 07:48 AM
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You ain’t having a son in this condition.

That bod is screaming Girl Dad
post 10000168368 05-15-2026, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2
You ain’t having a son in this condition.

That bod is screaming Girl Dad
i probably will have a daughter. I was horrible to chicks during my tour de sloot, so I deserve it
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