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Thread: Maria, Gary, Terry, Midget, Johnvee, and Pink vs Silverback Gorilla.

post 10000169637 05-15-2026, 10:11 PM
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Maria, Gary, Terry, Midget, Johnvee, and Pink vs Silverback Gorilla.

Miscers are on a camping trip in the woods. They all took a hit of Midgets drugs and notice a baby gorilla eating the tacos pink brought. Gary's pissed because it's the first meal he's had rather than his ground beef bone broth puke soup, Maria's mad because of her estrogen levels, Midget naturally thinks he could kill a gorilla on his own, Johnvee gets excited whenever he sees children, and Terry thinks this is some kind of pokemon adventure. The miscers are blood lusted, chase the baby gorilla and runs into this



Fight location



Miscers win this. Miscers have access to branches, sticks/blunt objects they can find. Realistically you could sacrifice midget while everyone charges aiming to gouge the gorillas eyes out or bite it's cawk off. After that you'll slowly whittle it away with multiple strikes from tree branches, hammer punches, etc until it dies

We gotta stop over hyping Silverback Gorillas
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post 10000169639 05-15-2026, 10:12 PM
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post 10000169644 05-15-2026, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩

Should do Bonobo vs talking to a woman next.
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post 10000169645 05-15-2026, 10:18 PM
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I'd rip its head clean off.

Silverback goldback bronzeback idgaf that gorilla better be ready for the midget
post 10000169646 05-15-2026, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Miscers are on a camping trip in the woods. They all took a hit of Midgets drugs and notice a baby gorilla eating the tacos pink brought. Gary's pissed because it's the first meal he's had rather than his ground beef bone brought puke soup, Maria's mad because of her estrogen levels, Midget naturally thinks he could kill a gorilla on his own, Johnvee gets excited whenever he sees children, and Terry thinks this is some kind of pokemon adventure. The miscers are blood lusted, chase the baby gorilla and runs into this


Miscers win this. Miscers have access to branches, sticks/blunt objects they can find. Realistically you could sacrifice midget while everyone charges aiming to gouge the gorillas eyes out or bite it's cawk off. After that you'll slowly whittle it away with multiple strikes from tree branches, hammer punches, etc until it dies

We gotta stop over hyping Silverback Gorillas
^^Great insight into the mind of how an actual retard thinks




post 10000169648 05-15-2026, 10:23 PM
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post 10000169650 05-15-2026, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
^^Great insight into the mind of how an actual retard thinks







or die tryin. It's either me or it
post 10000169653 05-15-2026, 10:26 PM
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Damn, these loser are gaying up my thread with their circle jerk. Should do

Good Poster Crew vs touching grass next
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post 10000169654 05-15-2026, 10:27 PM
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I could maul most wild animals not sure about a silverback gorilla but i've kicked a piitbull into a seizure before probably gave it brain damage either way i'm not dying without putting up a fight gorilla or not

jk obvioiusly you've no chance against a silverback gorilla i can run pretty fast but if it came down to it i'd throw front kicks, flying jumping scissors etc before i got mauled
post 10000169664 05-15-2026, 10:36 PM
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post 10000169672 05-15-2026, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Moghard⏩
john vee would challenge the gorilla, on accident or intentionally by taunting it, and get attacked first. Gary would be drunk enough to throw down and swing a branch like one of his skateboards at the gorilla's head. Midget would try to cast a hex on the gorilla but he'd end up hitting the gorilla in the back of the head with northern Belfast lefts and rights. Mario would distract the gorilla by pulling out his phone and start recording and talking shit, then maybe throw some rocks at it as he backed away. Terry would be too high to want to fight the gorilla, also he might have too much respect for the gorilla being from an asian culture. But then he'd probably throw some combos at it. P7nk would be completely useless and back away and maybe only push at the gorilla if it got too close while it was fighting everyone else. Then he'd disappear into the forest never to be seen again, probably took a trip back to Colombia

In the end i think miscers would win but we might lose a couple in the process
lmfao nah if it really came to it I'd throw flying kicks at its head i can do bruce lee shit like that for real not LARPIing but it would have no effect on a huge gorilla so i'd get mauled shortly afterwards

but those kicks would hit the target that's guaranteed but like i said it would bounce off it and i'd get mauled after but at least i put up a fight
post 10000169676 05-15-2026, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩


or die tryin. It's either me or it
I quoted and was talking about Taskphag, not you bro.
post 10000169678 05-15-2026, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
I quoted and was talking about Taskphag, not you bro.
lol sorry brah im drunk and high my bad
post 10000169693 05-15-2026, 11:06 PM
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The thing about sliverback gorillas is that they may be incredibly strong, but they lack technique or brainpower to put that strength to good use. Wildly swinging at miscers while you're in the woods surrounded by trees that 6 agile miscers can use to create obstacles between them is a MASSIVE disadvantage.
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post 10000169709 05-15-2026, 11:18 PM
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OP made a decent thread for once. I'd take the Miscers if they cooperated and all attacked at once
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post 10000169718 05-15-2026, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
OP made a decent thread for once. I'd take the Miscers if they cooperated and all attacked at once
I attack first with a jumping flying kick (think bruce lee in fist of fury) it would momentarily stun the gorilla and then the rest better back me up johnvee could strangle it while it's disorientated gary is explosive as fuck (the only 1 who actually posted proof like me, jumped up 5-6 stairs) so id expect him to keep kciking it in the head terry... just run he would be absolutely useless
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