Cliffs?? Ffs.....

i went to Arby's based on these threads last weekend BOGO.

The food is awful.

I was doing an incline walk at the gym, 30 minutes at a 12% grade 3mph. Adding this into my weekly active rest day routine. Looked at my phone, and I was a little bit hungry and naturally gravitated towards the Arby's App.

Clicked on the app, looked at the "Deals" tab, and sure enough there was a brand new deal just for me. "Buy one Get one Classic Beef and Cheddar" it said. Well it looks like I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Left the gym after my incline walk was over, and immediately drove 5 minutes to the nearest Arby's. Went on the app, ordered two Classic Beef and Cheddar Sandwiches without Red Ranch and with a Sesame Bun from the parking lot. The total was $6.35 including tax, and I scanned my face for Apple Pay and left my car and walked inside.

Walked into the beautiful shining store, and was immediately greeted with a smile by the Juggalette working the cash register. We immediately make eye contact, and at this point I can tell she recognizes me from the 8 other times I've been to this Arby's in the last month. I think to myself, "You know, I might actually fuck her if we were on drugs at a music festival, and I would probably enjoy it."

I said to the Juggalette, "Can I have those Beef and Cheddars on a tray for here? And can I also have a water cup?" She looks at me with beaming eyes and says, "Of course".

Filled the water cup, and drank about two cups while still sweating and waiting for my sandwiches. After 3 minutes, the guy in the back tosses the sandwiches onto the warming tray, and the Juggalette grabs them and puts them on a tray and hands the tray to me. We once again share eye contact and I give her a little wink.

I take the tray over to the sauce station, and fill two ramikens with Arby's Sauce. I know this is going to be a good meal already.

Sit down at one of the brown tables, and start peeling back the silver paper surrounding my glorious sandwiches. The Roast Beef is slightly charred, which is the best way to have them. I put the Arby's sauce on the bottom, because the top is absolutely smothered with glorious cheese. I take that first bite of sandwich #1, and I knew I made the right decision on this beautiful May evening.

Bite by bite, I savor these succulent Beef and Cheddar sandwiches. As a man who has been to over 70 countries, I've had pretty much everything this world has to offer and still there's no place I'd rather be at this moment than sitting in this Arby's eating these glorious sandwiches.

As I take the final bite of sandwich #2, I'll admit that there is some sadness that this experience is coming to an end. I gather my wrappers and empty Arby's sauce ramikens and lots of used napkins, and take my tray to the garbage can near the door.

As I dump my tray in the garbage, I look up and see the Arby's Bell by the door. There's a little plaque above that says, "If we have exceeded your expectations, please ring the bell". I reach up and ring the bell harder and more emphatically than I've ever rung a bell before. The Juggalette and the guy making sandwiches both let out a cheer. I walk out of the store with my shoulders back and chest beaming with pride.

Fuck yes, Arby's. Fuck yes.

Never had arby's crew.

Bite by bite, I savor these succulent Beef and Cheddar sandwiches. As a man who has been to over 70 countries, I've had pretty much everything this world has to offer and still there's no place I'd rather be at this moment than sitting in this Arby's eating these glorious sandwiches.

As I take the final bite of sandwich #2, I'll admit that there is some sadness that this experience is coming to an end. I gather my wrappers and empty Arby's sauce ramikens and lots of used napkins, and take my tray to the garbage can near the door.

Hell ya Op. I went to McDonald today and had a Filet-O-Fish combo with Bacon Cheeseburger next to it. I am listening to the voice book when I see McDonald's workers when I was surprised and surprised in my car in the parking lot and McDonald's worker waved to me and I had to wait 7 minutes before she returned inside and I was relaxing again. I do not think that employees should strive to harass or socialize customers, social or driving or other stories outside the restaurant of McDonald. I go to the mcdonald tonight for dinner and get McChicken combos with Bacon Cheeseburger next to it the same woman. Still working when I drive in the second window She is doing worrisy when she asked her when she asked. 'Why don't you eat into the cold parking? It provoked me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want to follow daily or the action of the food staff faster. Secondly, she shouldn't tell me how I should take my life. I do not want to eat inside because I think it's less comfortable and instead of listening to audio books and is in a vehicle that enjoys myself and my personal information. Overall, I think it's not very professional. I have to have a clean slate with each drive through traffic and I don't need a third grade because I have some fake kinds. What I don't think often see people who eat in the parking lot, fast food. How do you know if I'm busy or hasty somewhere? What do you think of eating from vehicles in cars in the parking lot in the parking lot within the restaurant?

Thank you ChatGPT

"A guy finishes a tough incline walk workout at the gym and, while feeling hungry, checks the Arby’s app and finds a buy-one-get-one Beef and Cheddar deal. Excited, he drives to his local Arby’s, where he’s greeted by a cashier he recognizes from previous visits. He orders two customized Beef and Cheddar sandwiches and a water, then sits down to enjoy the meal.The story humorously and dramatically describes every detail of the experience — from the charred roast beef and cheese to the Arby’s sauce and the atmosphere of the restaurant. The narrator reflects that despite traveling to over 70 countries and experiencing many things in life, he’s completely satisfied in that moment eating sandwiches at Arby’s.
After finishing, he rings the restaurant’s “satisfaction bell” enthusiastically, receiving cheers from the employees, and leaves feeling proud and fulfilled."

I was doing an incline walk at the gym, 30 minutes at a 12% grade 3mph. Adding this into my weekly active rest day routine. Looked at my phone, and I was a little bit hungry and naturally gravitated towards the Arby's App.

Clicked on the app, looked at the "Deals" tab, and sure enough there was a brand new deal just for me. "Buy one Get one Classic Beef and Cheddar" it said. Well it looks like I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Left the gym after my incline walk was over, and immediately drove 5 minutes to the nearest Arby's. Went on the app, ordered two Classic Beef and Cheddar Sandwiches without Red Ranch and with a Sesame Bun from the parking lot. The total was $6.35 including tax, and I scanned my face for Apple Pay and left my car and walked inside.

Walked into the beautiful shining store, and was immediately greeted with a smile by the Juggalette working the cash register. We immediately make eye contact, and at this point I can tell she recognizes me from the 8 other times I've been to this Arby's in the last month. I think to myself, "You know, I might actually fuck her if we were on drugs at a music festival, and I would probably enjoy it."

I said to the Juggalette, "Can I have those Beef and Cheddars on a tray for here? And can I also have a water cup?" She looks at me with beaming eyes and says, "Of course".

Filled the water cup, and drank about two cups while still sweating and waiting for my sandwiches. After 3 minutes, the guy in the back tosses the sandwiches onto the warming tray, and the Juggalette grabs them and puts them on a tray and hands the tray to me. We once again share eye contact and I give her a little wink.

I take the tray over to the sauce station, and fill two ramikens with Arby's Sauce. I know this is going to be a good meal already.

Sit down at one of the brown tables, and start peeling back the silver paper surrounding my glorious sandwiches. The Roast Beef is slightly charred, which is the best way to have them. I put the Arby's sauce on the bottom, because the top is absolutely smothered with glorious cheese. I take that first bite of sandwich #1, and I knew I made the right decision on this beautiful May evening.

Bite by bite, I savor these succulent Beef and Cheddar sandwiches. As a man who has been to over 70 countries, I've had pretty much everything this world has to offer and still there's no place I'd rather be at this moment than sitting in this Arby's eating these glorious sandwiches.

As I take the final bite of sandwich #2, I'll admit that there is some sadness that this experience is coming to an end. I gather my wrappers and empty Arby's sauce ramikens and lots of used napkins, and take my tray to the garbage can near the door.

As I dump my tray in the garbage, I look up and see the Arby's Bell by the door. There's a little plaque above that says, "If we have exceeded your expectations, please ring the bell". I reach up and ring the bell harder and more emphatically than I've ever rung a bell before. The Juggalette and the guy making sandwiches both let out a cheer. I walk out of the store with my shoulders back and chest beaming with pride.

Fuck yes, Arby's. Fuck yes.

I actually read all of this

You are so gay

I actually read all of this

You are so gay

Don't lie, it was a great creative writing exercise. I very much enjoyed my 5 minutes writing it.

I dunno who's gayer. OP for writing all that bullshit or you for being the only guy on this forum willing to read it.