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05-22-2026, 05:01 AM
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Would you rather 1v1 a Komodo Dragon or Female Lion?
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Who would you fare up better against?
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05-22-2026, 05:15 AM
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Bonobo would probably have sex with the lioness
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05-22-2026, 05:17 AM
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Komodo Dragon. Not that dangerous if you stay away from its mouth.
Lions/Lionesses are fast as fuck. Plus one swipe or bite and it's over boyo.
Lions/Lionesses are fast as fuck. Plus one swipe or bite and it's over boyo.
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05-22-2026, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Disagree
Komodo Dragon. Not that dangerous if you stay away from its mouth.
Lions/Lionesses are fast as fuck. Plus one swipe or bite and it's over boyo.
Lions/Lionesses are fast as fuck. Plus one swipe or bite and it's over boyo.
Lions have small hearts, lungs, and endurance. You avoid it's initial attack, you have a real shot. Not to mention, they're cautious creatures. Making loud noises, and well as defecating yourself is a good detractor against a lion attack giving yourself openings for serval attacks with your medieval mace
All a Komodo Dragon needs a little prick with its teeth and you're paralyzed by it's toxic saliva.
I'd take my chances with a lion.
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05-22-2026, 05:30 AM
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05-22-2026, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
You're a fucking retard.
Disagree
Lions have small hearts, lungs, and endurance. You avoid it's initial attack, you have a real shot. Not to mention, they're cautious creatures. Making loud noises, and well as defecating yourself is a good detractor against a lion attack giving yourself openings for serval attacks with your medieval mace
All a Komodo Dragon needs a little prick with its teeth and you're paralyzed by it's toxic saliva.
I'd take my chances with a lion.
Lions have small hearts, lungs, and endurance. You avoid it's initial attack, you have a real shot. Not to mention, they're cautious creatures. Making loud noises, and well as defecating yourself is a good detractor against a lion attack giving yourself openings for serval attacks with your medieval mace
All a Komodo Dragon needs a little prick with its teeth and you're paralyzed by it's toxic saliva.
I'd take my chances with a lion.
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05-22-2026, 07:39 AM
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05-22-2026, 07:41 AM
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05-22-2026, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Ya I’d take that big oversized lizard over the lion srs . You could stop its advancing and push his ugly ass away with that thing . Watched a show on them , once they bite you you’re fked regardless though
Komodo Dragon. Not that dangerous if you stay away from its mouth.
Lions/Lionesses are fast as fuck. Plus one swipe or bite and it's over boyo.
Lions/Lionesses are fast as fuck. Plus one swipe or bite and it's over boyo.
Was thinking someone should do an Ai with Kormos head and do a Kormo Dragon lol
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05-22-2026, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Holy fuck isnt he.
You're a fucking retard.
He even included his best move when faced with violence, shitting himself.
It's komodo all day, at least you stand a good chance.
No way someone is winning against a lioness with a fucking mace, maybe with decently long and sturdy spear you might survive and even then it's a big maybe, but with a mace you are 100% fucked.
Komodos dont instantly paralyze you, plenty of time to bash their head in with the mace. Would just have to slowly maim it until it ran away or it's fucked up enough to move in for the kill. If there is more than one or several you are probably fucked. And yes I'd say they can climb trees as well @awillis, goannas can and they are basically overgrown goannas.
05-22-2026, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Mulloway69⏩
You can take the street shitter out of India...
Holy fuck isnt he.
He even included his best move when faced with violence, shitting himself.
He even included his best move when faced with violence, shitting himself.
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05-22-2026, 08:01 AM
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I'd fuck up that dumb ass lizard srs
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05-22-2026, 08:03 AM
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They are both dangerous but the lion you have zero chance so obviously the dragon
That is really going to be a mess if that dragon bites you but you will survive
The lion will kill you
If you didn't have modern medical treatment and antibiotics, the komodo dragon bite would also kill you
That is really going to be a mess if that dragon bites you but you will survive
The lion will kill you
If you didn't have modern medical treatment and antibiotics, the komodo dragon bite would also kill you
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05-22-2026, 08:07 AM
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Lmao at thinking u have ANY chance in hell against a lion, get ready to be mauled to death and die in agony
a komodo dragon is pretty dangerous too but i could jump on its back and put that motherfucker in a headlock and control it's neck so it can't turn around and bite me
There's just no comparison here m8 a fucking lionness are u srs or what. U gon get MAULED
a komodo dragon is pretty dangerous too but i could jump on its back and put that motherfucker in a headlock and control it's neck so it can't turn around and bite me
There's just no comparison here m8 a fucking lionness are u srs or what. U gon get MAULED
05-22-2026, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
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The lion will kill you
05-22-2026, 08:27 AM
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I'd feel more bad about killing a cute and cuddly lion so the Komodo Dragon I guess.
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