Fuk u kunt. 1 v 1 me IRL I'll fukking hit you with a flying kung fu kick straight to the sternum. I'll have you know I trained under Bruce Lee after he faked his own death in the 70s and opened a secret underground martial arts school in the sewers of Sunderland. I've killed eight men in mortal combat, submitted every man in Dagestan, and KO'd Mike Tyson within 40 seconds when that little bitch dared show his face at the underground fight club I go to on tuesdays. Wednesday, is hot yoga night.

It's funny how everyone on the misc is 6'2, jacked, CEO 10K/day but no one can afford a ticket to Belfast.

It's funny how everyone on the misc is 6'2, jacked, CEO 10K/day but no one can afford a ticket to Belfast.

I saw JugHead at a grocery store in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Aren’t you like 40

Aren’t you like 40

im 30 bud

I’m not your bud

noted nger

Frick you buglead926

This ^

I lift at home there's a set of 20kg dumbells sitting right beside me want me to take a pic of it with a MISC note?



U think those arms grew themselves? No i don't go to the gym I workout at home and in my garage....

fuck u GooPricck. il sit outside ur house n watch u eat dinner boy rape u after u get some shut eye later tht eve

Run from this?


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

imagine if those crab arms got u in a headlock tho. ur done. just like a pitbull getting a jaw locked onto a limb

Good luck punk I’ll be waiting for you. Hit you in the head with crow bar and throw you in the river

I mog you all.

missed u brotha. where u been? fitmisc OG

Thanks boss. Yeah had to take a break from shitposting on the internet for a bit, but now the time has come back.