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05-25-2026, 03:24 PM
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Breaking news:Putin warning all foreigners to leave Kyiv NOW!!! SRS
Something big is about to go down. Putin is about to go scorched earth on the capital.
Prepare for World war to begin this week.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-live-oreshnik-hypersonic-missile-putin-news-b2982946.html
Prepare for World war to begin this week.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-live-oreshnik-hypersonic-missile-putin-news-b2982946.html
05-25-2026, 03:27 PM
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He's been launching missiles at it for four years (two week operation, LMAO) and his stocks are so fucking depleted he's having to buy them in from North Korea.
Nukes aside, Russia would get flattened in a fortnight if it tried to take on any actual world power. They can't even conquer a country with a D-tier military they share a fucking border with. All the whole Russia-Ukraine thing has done is show up how catastrophically shit at fighting modern Russia is.
Still accepting HBB Slavic refugees from both sides though. 8+/10s only.
Nukes aside, Russia would get flattened in a fortnight if it tried to take on any actual world power. They can't even conquer a country with a D-tier military they share a fucking border with. All the whole Russia-Ukraine thing has done is show up how catastrophically shit at fighting modern Russia is.
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05-25-2026, 03:27 PM
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05-25-2026, 03:28 PM
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preparation begins NOW.
I've been waiting for this moment got an underground bunker and supplies to last 6 months
is he going to nuke it?
I've been waiting for this moment got an underground bunker and supplies to last 6 months
is he going to nuke it?
05-25-2026, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Putin has not destroyed the capital because what’s the point of destroying critical infrastructure?
He's been launching missiles at it for four years (two week operation, LMAO) and his stocks are so fucking depleted he's having to buy them in from North Korea.
Nukes aside, Russia would get flattened in a fortnight if it tried to take on any actual world power. They can't even conquer a country with a D-tier military they share a fucking border with. All the whole Russia-Ukraine thing has done is show up how catastrophically shit at fighting modern Russia is.
Still accepting HBB Slavic refugees from both sides though. 8+/10s only.
Nukes aside, Russia would get flattened in a fortnight if it tried to take on any actual world power. They can't even conquer a country with a D-tier military they share a fucking border with. All the whole Russia-Ukraine thing has done is show up how catastrophically shit at fighting modern Russia is.
Still accepting HBB Slavic refugees from both sides though. 8+/10s only.
Now this is srs
05-25-2026, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
Putin has not destroyed Kiev because he's a sad bald little prick backed by an army of incompetent alcoholics.
Putin has not destroyed the capital because what’s the point of destroying critical infrastructure?
Now this is srs
Now this is srs
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05-25-2026, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
yo leave alcooholics out of this russians llike vodka because they're BASED
Putin has not destroyed Kiev because he's a sad bald little prick backed by an army of incompetent alcoholics.
05-25-2026, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
baba on a scale 1-100 where 100 is all out nuclear war where are we now in ur opinion are we at high 90s ?
Something big is about to go down. Putin is about to go scorched earth on the capital.
Prepare for World war to begin this week.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-live-oreshnik-hypersonic-missile-putin-news-b2982946.html
Prepare for World war to begin this week.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-live-oreshnik-hypersonic-missile-putin-news-b2982946.html
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05-25-2026, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Maybe you should join the Russian army as a mercenary Midget. It'd get you out of the house, give you some direction in life, and you can show us all how hard you are.
yo leave alcooholics out of this russians llike vodka because they're BASED
Plus there's probably all the free vodka and krokodil you could want.
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05-25-2026, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
This is extremely tempting NGL
Maybe you should join the Russian army as a mercenary Midget. It'd get you out of the house, give you some direction in life, and you can show us all how hard you are.
Plus there's probably all the free vodka and krokodil you could want.
Plus there's probably all the free vodka and krokodil you could want.
05-25-2026, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Midget, if you go fight in Ukraine for either side I swear I'll never neg you or call you a nasty name again. Srs.
This is extremely tempting NGL
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05-25-2026, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Is there a height requirement?
Midget, if you go fight in Ukraine for either side I swear I'll never neg you or call you a nasty name again. Srs.
05-25-2026, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Nah, they've had about 1.2 million casualties so they'll take anyone at this point.
Is there a height requirement?
Russian passport after too. Plus all the men are dead so if you live there's probably a bunch of single slavic HBBs there gagging for war hero cock.
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05-25-2026, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Stop trying to throw me into the meat grinder
Nah, they've had about 1.2 million casualties so they'll take anyone at this point.
Russian passport after too. Plus all the men are dead so if you live there's probably a bunch of single slavic HBBs there gagging for war hero cock.
Russian passport after too. Plus all the men are dead so if you live there's probably a bunch of single slavic HBBs there gagging for war hero cock.
i'll take the vodka and the slavic HBBs but that's about it
05-25-2026, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
You'll be fine if you shed a few pounds. Small target etc.
Stop trying to throw me into the meat grinder
i'll take the vodka and the slavic HBBs but that's about it
i'll take the vodka and the slavic HBBs but that's about it
Honestly, I'd take trench warfare over living on welfare in the slums of Belfast.
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05-25-2026, 05:01 PM
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05-26-2026, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
You need to prepare for war breaking out on your jizz-filled rectum... clown..
Something big is about to go down. Putin is about to go scorched earth on the capital.
Prepare for World war to begin this week.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-live-oreshnik-hypersonic-missile-putin-news-b2982946.html
Prepare for World war to begin this week.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-live-oreshnik-hypersonic-missile-putin-news-b2982946.html
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05-26-2026, 01:37 AM
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