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Would you rather eat food prepared by explosiveMidget or by Godfrd824?
05-27-2026, 08:03 AM
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Would you rather eat food prepared by explosiveMidget or by Godfrd824?
Who is cleaner?
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05-27-2026, 08:05 AM
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05-27-2026, 08:07 AM
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Irish food is probably similar to the UK. Never had Dominican food but It's probably seasoned better
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05-27-2026, 08:08 AM
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Lmao i'm way cleaner i actually have an OCD that causes me to wash my hands 100's of times a day
and i;m a way better cook too
and i;m a way better cook too
05-27-2026, 08:09 AM
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Im gonna go with my ngga godfrey on this one. He owns a restaurnant
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05-27-2026, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I've mastered seasoning (srs) our food is shit in the UK in general but not MY food
Irish food is probably similar to the UK. Never had Dominican food but It's probably seasoned better
cooking is 85% seasoning 15% not burning it. It's that simple.
05-27-2026, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
I'm still a better chef tho
Im gonna go with my ngga godfrey on this one. He owns a restaurnant
05-27-2026, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Yeah but we're white. We simply don't know how to season food
I've mastered seasoning (srs) our food is shit in the UK in general but not MY food
cooking is 85% seasoning 15% not burning it. It's that simple.
cooking is 85% seasoning 15% not burning it. It's that simple.
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05-27-2026, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
apparently not lol
Yeah but we're white. We simply don't know how to season food
05-27-2026, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I don't know what they're talking about. I always have the ketchup and mayonnaise on hand ready to chef up a storm. Apparently the coloreds know of some top secret ingredients that can magically add more flavor
apparently not lol
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05-27-2026, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Every white person loves bland food that's why we don;t even add pepper it;s too spicy for us ketchup is my go to seasoning too
I don't know what they're talking about. I always have the ketchup and mayonnaise on hand ready to chef up a storm. Apparently the coloreds know of some top secret ingredients that can magically add more flavor
05-27-2026, 08:23 AM
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I would eat Godfrd's food.
05-27-2026, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
p7nk mogs him to oblivion
I would eat Godfrd's food.
05-27-2026, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Pink has a higher likliehood of using some substandard materials though. He might toss some rotten meat on the grill and add extra spices and try to sell it as fresh.
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05-27-2026, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
hmmm true. It looks good but it might have some questionable ingredients in it for sure
Pink has a higher likliehood of using some substandard materials though. He might toss some rotten meat on the grill and add extra spices and try to sell it as fresh.
05-27-2026, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I actually don't like mayo unless it's real. The modern slop version is just seed oils and emulsifiers
Every white person loves bland food that's why we don;t even add pepper it;s too spicy for us ketchup is my go to seasoning too
Ketchup is great though, I should go get some today
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05-27-2026, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
HELLmans brand is dirt
I actually don't like mayo unless it's real. The modern slop version is just seed oils and emulsifiers
Ketchup is great though, I should go get some today
Ketchup is great though, I should go get some today
05-27-2026, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Like when he claimed to hire a bunch of young girls to sell artisan pie at a farmer's market, probably not true anyway because young girls wont associate with him I'm sure.
Pink has a higher likliehood of using some substandard materials though. He might toss some rotten meat on the grill and add extra spices and try to sell it as fresh.
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05-27-2026, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Running away is a type of association I suppose
Like when he claimed to hire a bunch of young girls to sell artisan pie at a farmer's market, probably not true anyway because young girls wont associate with him I'm sure.
05-27-2026, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Brah, all you guys eat are potatoes. I would rather eat from a fat Dominican (Super Ded fkn Srs)
I've mastered seasoning (srs) our food is shit in the UK in general but not MY food
cooking is 85% seasoning 15% not burning it. It's that simple.
cooking is 85% seasoning 15% not burning it. It's that simple.
05-27-2026, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
That's a complete myth the only stereotype that's actually true about the irish is we're mostly alcoholics and like to fight
Brah, all you guys eat are potatoes. I would rather eat from a fat Dominican (Super Ded fkn Srs)
05-27-2026, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Then why do your fingers look so fat and dirty?
Lmao i'm way cleaner i actually have an OCD that causes me to wash my hands 100's of times a day
and i;m a way better cook too
and i;m a way better cook too
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05-27-2026, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
fat people calling other people fat is just lol makes u look stupid because we all know ur a fat bastard too
Then why do your fingers look so fat and dirty?
and dirty? certainly not. I guarantee I'm cleaner than u are like i said I wash my hands 100x a day it's an OCD of mine, u think i made that up or something u goofy diabetic retard? the midget never lies
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Here's how we can settle this.
This was my dinner last night.
Can EM post better?

This was my dinner last night.
Can EM post better?

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05-27-2026, 09:32 AM
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Don't think explosiveMidget has ever posted food pics. Godfrd824 posts top tier food all the time, so I'd choose him by default.
@Godfrd824 pretty sure your wife can cook, too, though. Is most of the stuff you've posted your own creation or is a lot from your wife. Regardless, it all looks good.
@Godfrd824 pretty sure your wife can cook, too, though. Is most of the stuff you've posted your own creation or is a lot from your wife. Regardless, it all looks good.
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05-27-2026, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
My wife is a professional chef, classically trained and has worked in Michelin rated restaurants.
Don't think explosiveMidget has ever posted food pics. Godfrd824 posts top tier food all the time, so I'd choose him by default.
@Godfrd824 pretty sure your wife can cook, too, though. Is most of the stuff you've posted your own creation or is a lot from your wife. Regardless, it all looks good.
@Godfrd824 pretty sure your wife can cook, too, though. Is most of the stuff you've posted your own creation or is a lot from your wife. Regardless, it all looks good.
When my wife cooks something quick, it looks like this.
I can't match that, but I try my best.
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05-27-2026, 10:06 AM
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The one that isn't a piss soaked schizophrenic crackhead.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
The midget says that the midget never lies but he has claimed that he has never shit himself. I don't believe that for a second.
The one that isn't a piss soaked schizophrenic crackhead.
Also, how do you know that Godfrd824 isn't piss soaked himself?
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05-27-2026, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Niiice. Yeah, I was thinking she was a professional, but sometimes I remember wrong.
My wife is a professional chef, classically trained and has worked in Michelin rated restaurants.
When my wife cooks something quick, it looks like this.
https://i.postimg.cc/5tW9qSTn/20160129-094317-3*0
I can't match that, but I try my best.
When my wife cooks something quick, it looks like this.
https://i.postimg.cc/5tW9qSTn/20160129-094317-3*0
I can't match that, but I try my best.
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