05-27-2026, 11:19 AM
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Move to NYC. Hit up girls. Profit???
The numbers some men must rack up.
Thread allegedly detailing the dating activity of an unemployed accountant in NYC over a 6 week period.
Dated 10 women, smashed 9 of them.
Thread allegedly detailing the dating activity of an unemployed accountant in NYC over a 6 week period.
Dated 10 women, smashed 9 of them.
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05-27-2026, 11:19 AM
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Lol I'm glad you posted this. I almost posted it this morning.
I've spent a handful of weekends in NYC hanging out with a bunch of people who live there, and my take is that the dating scene just isn't worth it. Every time you go out for a meal, you're surrounded by people on first dates where the guy is borderline autistic or just overworked and the girl is talking a mile per minute and expecting the guy to pay for the entire $200 lunch.
If you're worth $50m it can be fun, but these girls just simply aren't worth it. Best case scenario is bringing your own girl from somewhere else and having friend groups there to hang with.
However, on the plus side last time I was in NYC we basically did a bar crawl on a Monday starting at Noon, and there was about two grams of cocaine in the mix. It was quite the interesting scene doing key bumps in the bathroom of a Williamsburg dive bar at 2pm on a Monday
I've spent a handful of weekends in NYC hanging out with a bunch of people who live there, and my take is that the dating scene just isn't worth it. Every time you go out for a meal, you're surrounded by people on first dates where the guy is borderline autistic or just overworked and the girl is talking a mile per minute and expecting the guy to pay for the entire $200 lunch.
If you're worth $50m it can be fun, but these girls just simply aren't worth it. Best case scenario is bringing your own girl from somewhere else and having friend groups there to hang with.
However, on the plus side last time I was in NYC we basically did a bar crawl on a Monday starting at Noon, and there was about two grams of cocaine in the mix. It was quite the interesting scene doing key bumps in the bathroom of a Williamsburg dive bar at 2pm on a Monday
05-27-2026, 11:24 AM
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my method is better
you get drugs too as a bonus.
you get drugs too as a bonus.
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05-27-2026, 11:26 AM
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Don't think i ever went on a traditional date. I've always met sloots at parties/bar/college classes and smashed. Maybe a drink here or there but never out to dinner. Lol @ paying shit like that
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05-27-2026, 11:28 AM
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Well..I guess that's that.
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You really don't need to spend money. It's so easy to pull an 8+ down there it's unreal. Srs.
Still, $280 is cheaper than most hookers.
Still, $280 is cheaper than most hookers.
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05-27-2026, 11:30 AM
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Girl 7 a ho for that.
05-27-2026, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Nah, the reason she's a hoe is because she gave him some sympathy sex instead of just moving on after 2 dates. The reason she kept going out is because she has low self esteem
Alternate take: Girl 7 is NOT a ho.
Much speculation that Girl 7 was the hottest one/best option.
Much speculation that Girl 7 was the hottest one/best option.
05-27-2026, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Oh? I thought girl 7 was the one who didn't put out and skewed the average. My bad.
Nah, the reason she's a hoe is because she gave him some sympathy sex instead of just moving on after 2 dates. The reason she kept going out is because she has low self esteem
Another post; same guy.
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05-27-2026, 11:52 AM
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I believe it. I used to live in NYC, and getting laid was very easy. I've been on 3 dating apps, swiping nonstop. Match with various women, get rejected by 90%, and bang maybe 10% of the ones who actually responded.
It was so easy, requiring little to no effort, and was just a numbers game. I once matched with a chick at work, went to a bar across the street from her apartment to meet her, and was banging her 30 minutes later.
I haven't been able to pull like that since leaving NY. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
It was so easy, requiring little to no effort, and was just a numbers game. I once matched with a chick at work, went to a bar across the street from her apartment to meet her, and was banging her 30 minutes later.
I haven't been able to pull like that since leaving NY. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
05-27-2026, 11:55 AM
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There is nothing better than being in your 20s and early 30s and living in NYC. Best time of my life.
So many interesting girls who will go crazy for you if you just ask questions, pay attention and not just talk about yourself.
So many interesting girls who will go crazy for you if you just ask questions, pay attention and not just talk about yourself.
05-27-2026, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
It's like discount coffee.
You really don't need to spend money. It's so easy to pull an 8+ down there it's unreal. Srs.
Still, $280 is cheaper than most hookers.
Still, $280 is cheaper than most hookers.
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05-27-2026, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Outdoor activities FTW. Everyone hikes, bikes, ski and shows up with their own weed.
Same guy again. No clue where he pulled his numbers from.
Philly doesn't shock me, but I wonder what's up with Denver?
Philly doesn't shock me, but I wonder what's up with Denver?
05-27-2026, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
A friend of a friend is a guy who just naturally pulls girls everywhere he goes. It's actually wild how easy it is for him.
I believe it. I used to live in NYC, and getting laid was very easy. I've been on 3 dating apps, swiping nonstop. Match with various women, get rejected by 90%, and bang maybe 10% of the ones who actually responded.
It was so easy, requiring little to no effort, and was just a numbers game. I once matched with a chick at work, went to a bar across the street from her apartment to meet her, and was banging her 30 minutes later.
I haven't been able to pull like that since leaving NY. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
It was so easy, requiring little to no effort, and was just a numbers game. I once matched with a chick at work, went to a bar across the street from her apartment to meet her, and was banging her 30 minutes later.
I haven't been able to pull like that since leaving NY. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
He was living in NYC for free, and literally just fucking around all day. Walking around the park drinking 40s in public and such. He was a 35ish year old guy who was completely bald on top(but he did wear a baseball cap) and literally had a rotation of like 10 girls.
He wanted to show us a good time for the night, so we went to a bar and he invited like 8 girls to come meet us, and he ended up playing them all off of each other(they all basically showed up thinking they would fuck him that night) and they all left pissed off after a while and he ended up smashing his current girl, who he had met at the US Open by being behind her in the line for beer and they told her she needed another person if the wanted two beers and he chimed in and said, "I'm with her, one of those beers is for me" and then ended up hanging out for the next couple hours and smashing her after.
NYC is a hilarious place, and I would enjoy the hell out of it. But it wouldn't be good for me.
05-27-2026, 12:08 PM
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fuark. When u put it like that. I guess my looks have taken me far when it comes to women.
Ive honestly spent maybe 5hundo on women in my whole life.
And thats like 300 to one single broad i was dating.
Ive honestly spent maybe 5hundo on women in my whole life.
And thats like 300 to one single broad i was dating.
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05-27-2026, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
The $71 at Jersey Shore is for the lab work you need done afterwards.
Same guy again. No clue where he pulled his numbers from.
Philly doesn't shock me, but I wonder what's up with Denver?
Philly doesn't shock me, but I wonder what's up with Denver?
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
cope
Alternate take: Girl 7 is NOT a ho.
Much speculation that Girl 7 was the hottest one/best option.
Much speculation that Girl 7 was the hottest one/best option.
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05-27-2026, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
Her: eww, no, it smells like cum
The "Does this smell like chloroform?" method still works from what Ive heard
Me: sorry, wrong rag...
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
completely incorrect as usual, oliver larping about things he knows nothing about
Lol I'm glad you posted this. I almost posted it this morning.
I've spent a handful of weekends in NYC hanging out with a bunch of people who live there, and my take is that the dating scene just isn't worth it. Every time you go out for a meal, you're surrounded by people on first dates where the guy is borderline autistic or just overworked and the girl is talking a mile per minute and expecting the guy to pay for the entire $200 lunch.
If you're worth $50m it can be fun, but these girls just simply aren't worth it. Best case scenario is bringing your own girl from somewhere else and having friend groups there to hang with.
However, on the plus side last time I was in NYC we basically did a bar crawl on a Monday starting at Noon, and there was about two grams of cocaine in the mix. It was quite the interesting scene doing key bumps in the bathroom of a Williamsburg dive bar at 2pm on a Monday
I've spent a handful of weekends in NYC hanging out with a bunch of people who live there, and my take is that the dating scene just isn't worth it. Every time you go out for a meal, you're surrounded by people on first dates where the guy is borderline autistic or just overworked and the girl is talking a mile per minute and expecting the guy to pay for the entire $200 lunch.
If you're worth $50m it can be fun, but these girls just simply aren't worth it. Best case scenario is bringing your own girl from somewhere else and having friend groups there to hang with.
However, on the plus side last time I was in NYC we basically did a bar crawl on a Monday starting at Noon, and there was about two grams of cocaine in the mix. It was quite the interesting scene doing key bumps in the bathroom of a Williamsburg dive bar at 2pm on a Monday
NYC is the best place ever for men to date. More women than men, sexy women from all over the world flock there, huge drinking/hookup culture. If you can't get laid in NYC you can't get laid anywhere.
05-27-2026, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By BigLeagueBrah⏩
I've followed the guy's account in the OP for a while now, and NYC seems like a great place to get laid. But just going through that routine for many years just seems tiring and you have nothing to show for it. Eventually dating gets really fucking tiring if you're not getting into anything serious.
completely incorrect as usual, oliver larping about things he knows nothing about
NYC is the best place ever for men to date. More women than men, sexy women from all over the world flock there, huge drinking/hookup culture. If you can't get laid in NYC you can't get laid anywhere.
NYC is the best place ever for men to date. More women than men, sexy women from all over the world flock there, huge drinking/hookup culture. If you can't get laid in NYC you can't get laid anywhere.
Even my buddy who was a bum in NYC for a couple years eventually got tired of it and moved to Los Angeles.
05-27-2026, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
or its all bullshit. prol gets a lot of incel followers ...good racket tbh.
Same guy again. No clue where he pulled his numbers from.
Philly doesn't shock me, but I wonder what's up with Denver?
Philly doesn't shock me, but I wonder what's up with Denver?
btw: the part that is suspect is the "date" part. IF you are good-looking you simply do not need to do these theatrics. women rarely see a handsome guy (conventionally attractive)...you don't need to wine & dine them with such odds.
more than likely exaggerated. also another red-flag is the no-fails mentioned.
in your defense (for believing and posting this tripe)..is that MOST of the board here are very LowIQ. I see it just based on the threads replied to with as many as 40 replies for "muh dinner" threads.
BTW: never met a guy who called his dates/gfs average-looking. Every guy calls his unfuckable dumpster gf "cute" at the minimum.
Chads fuck plenty of averaages because they are indiscriminate as to having sex (unless Leo). Even replies above wont mention "muh easy to get laid in NYC with 180lbs off-shift nurses". No thanks jeff.
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩
This in spades
or its all bullshit. prol gets a lot of incel followers ...good racket tbh.
btw: the part that is suspect is the "date" part. IF you are good-looking you simply do not need to do these theatrics. women rarely see a handsome guy (conventionally attractive)...you don't need to wine & dine them with such odds.
more than likely exaggerated. also another red-flag is the no-fails mentioned.
in your defense (for believing and posting this tripe)..is that MOST of the board here are very LowIQ. I see it just based on the threads replied to with as many as 40 replies for "muh dinner" threads.
BTW: never met a guy who called his dates/gfs average-looking. Every guy calls his unfuckable dumpster gf "cute" at the minimum.
Chads fuck plenty of averaages because they are indiscriminate as to having sex (unless Leo). Even replies above wont mention "muh easy to get laid in NYC with 180lbs off-shift nurses". No thanks jeff.
btw: the part that is suspect is the "date" part. IF you are good-looking you simply do not need to do these theatrics. women rarely see a handsome guy (conventionally attractive)...you don't need to wine & dine them with such odds.
more than likely exaggerated. also another red-flag is the no-fails mentioned.
in your defense (for believing and posting this tripe)..is that MOST of the board here are very LowIQ. I see it just based on the threads replied to with as many as 40 replies for "muh dinner" threads.
BTW: never met a guy who called his dates/gfs average-looking. Every guy calls his unfuckable dumpster gf "cute" at the minimum.
Chads fuck plenty of averaages because they are indiscriminate as to having sex (unless Leo). Even replies above wont mention "muh easy to get laid in NYC with 180lbs off-shift nurses". No thanks jeff.
nothing on social media is real, and no man on the planet has a 90% batting average, especially not an unemployed autistic accountant.
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No thanks homo
I spent negative 200 on my fwb. She'd bring me food to my place and I don't have to suffer through six months of cold weather
I spent negative 200 on my fwb. She'd bring me food to my place and I don't have to suffer through six months of cold weather
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how much on average @katya422 to bed u ?
my guess 3 dates: 1 coffee, 1 restaurant, 1 going out to eat + drinks after ~$400 ?
my guess 3 dates: 1 coffee, 1 restaurant, 1 going out to eat + drinks after ~$400 ?
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Yeah cause guys never lie about fucking chicks
And social media is always a pure source of truth
And social media is always a pure source of truth
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
So it took him:
The numbers some men must rack up.
Thread allegedly detailing the dating activity of an unemployed accountant in NYC over a 6 week period.
Dated 10 women, smashed 9 of them.
Thread allegedly detailing the dating activity of an unemployed accountant in NYC over a 6 week period.
Dated 10 women, smashed 9 of them.
-3 dates to smash 2 separate girls?
-4 dates to smash another?
-5 fucking dates to smash another?
I've never taken a girl on 4 or 5 dates to smash.
Kinda makes the whole post seem made up.
Not that the amount spent is improbable.
In NYC, you're also gonna have a lot of free smashes if you have a decent social circle. You could also have some date nights with a lot of drinking and party favors that costs a lot more.
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