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post 10000187976 05-27-2026, 12:06 PM
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Is it gay for a man to GARDEN?

I srsly want to try but I don't want to look like a phaggit out there pulling weeds and I never hear men sitting around talking about their veges. Any1 actually do this?
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Gardening's pretty gay. Just buy a John Deere lawnmower and tell everyone you're micro-farming. Sounds both modern and straight.
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post 10000187995 05-27-2026, 12:12 PM
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just call it farming...thats less gay sounding
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post 10000187996 05-27-2026, 12:13 PM
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No it's alpha as fuk srs
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only if u grow eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini, or large jalapeno peppers
post 10000188000 05-27-2026, 12:14 PM
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Hell nah. If I owned land I would definitely grow my own food. My mom’s boyfriend has a huge yard full of tomatoes, strawberries, oregano, mint, all types of medicinal plants. Dude is kind of a hippie. He grows his own grapes too.

Just don’t call it gardening and you’re gucci, mane.
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Latin hombres do it all the time & they are higher test than most white people srs
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post 10000188002 05-27-2026, 12:14 PM
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Only if all your produce are cucumbers and eggplant
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post 10000188007 05-27-2026, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Hell nah. If I owned land I would definitely grow my own food. My mom’s boyfriend has a huge yard full of tomatoes, strawberries, oregano, mint, all types of medicinal plants. Dude is kind of a hippie. He grows his own grapes too.

Just don’t call it gardening and you’re gucci, mane.
-Man who can refer to someone as "my wife's son" gardens excessively

Case closed.
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post 10000188008 05-27-2026, 12:16 PM
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post 10000188014 05-27-2026, 12:19 PM
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I have a bonsai tree at work in my office that have to water every so often.. it does feel a lil gay, buttfuck anyone elses opinion though.. wut?
post 10000188021 05-27-2026, 12:22 PM
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Get some bees bru.

Bitches love bees and it is some old man shit.


They go good in a garden.
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post 10000188024 05-27-2026, 12:24 PM
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I am growing seedlings from last years tomato plant and am swimming in pussy. The answer is No.
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Not sure if it's gay, but I would never do that, fuck that
post 10000188065 05-27-2026, 12:54 PM
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all lawn work is a waste of time.
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
all lawn work is a waste of time.
Yes OP Is a fucking fairy
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I srsly want to try but I don't want to look like a phaggit out there pulling weeds and I never hear men sitting around talking about their veges. Any1 actually do this?
My wife and I garden and we love it. When we retire in a few years and move to Europe, my wife hopes to get a volunteer spot with the National Trust in England as a gardener.

We are going to Provence next month for the lavender harvest and tour gardens in the South of France and Monaco.

If you have YouTube, ROKU or Samsung TV check out Monty Don's channel. That dude is gardening and crushing hoes all over the UK.

I grow vegetables, planted my tomatoes, squash, carrots, strawberries, blueberries and peppers. My wife is doing a lot of Zenias, Peonies, Lavender, Lilacs, roses, carnations, etc.
post 10000188151 05-27-2026, 01:48 PM
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I grew black beans last for Goya I’d never do that again. Lost my ass
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩




Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Get some bees bru.

Bitches love bees and it is some old man shit.


They go good in a garden.
Bro, you remember that thread i had with fkn bees attacking me? That's a no bueno muchacho!

Originally Posted By Mr_83⏩
I am growing seedlings from last years tomato plant and am swimming in pussy. The answer is No.


Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
Not sure if it's gay, but I would never do that, fuck that
Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
all lawn work is a waste of time.
Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
Yes OP Is a fucking fairy
You're fkn right. I'll just stick to my flower pots w/ pretty butterflies. Gardening is fkn gay..

Originally Posted By dan06lcm⏩
I have a bonsai tree at work in my office that have to water every so often.. it does feel a lil gay, buttfuck anyone elses opinion though.. wut?
Bonsai's are badass bruh
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post 10000188172 05-27-2026, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
My wife and I garden and we love it. When we retire in a few years and move to Europe, my wife hopes to get a volunteer spot with the National Trust in England as a gardener.

We are going to Provence next month for the lavender harvest and tour gardens in the South of France and Monaco.

If you have YouTube, ROKU or Samsung TV check out Monty Don's channel. That dude is gardening and crushing hoes all over the UK.

I grow vegetables, planted my tomatoes, squash, carrots, strawberries, blueberries and peppers. My wife is doing a lot of Zenias, Peonies, Lavender, Lilacs, roses, carnations, etc.
Bro, post some pics..ded srs.
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩

This didn't get me hard.

Srsly, it didn't.



shut up, guise
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Men are supposed to plant, water, and harvest. Women and kids are supposed to pull the weeds (semi serious). Hope that helps.

We do a garden every year and just got everything in last weekend. Peas, spinach, and carrots are doing great. Beets are doing fine. Lettuce didn't start well for some reason.
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Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
Lettuce didn't start well for some reason.
You probably mildly upset the Midget and he cursed your crops.

That is the full extent of his power.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
You probably mildly upset the Midget and he cursed your crops.

That is the full extent of his power.
loled. Maybe you're right. My first thought was I'm just a trash gardener. Carrots came up better than expected this year. Peas too. Seems like it's something every year. Beets were subpar actually now that I think about it so I guess this years failings were beets and lettuce. Replanted last weekend though. It's late for lettuce but the beets should be fine.
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Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
loled. Maybe you're right. My first thought was I'm just a trash gardener. Carrots came up better than expected this year. Peas too. Seems like it's something every year. Beets were subpar actually now that I think about it so I guess this years failings were beets and lettuce. Replanted last weekend though. It's late for lettuce but the beets should be fine.
Might be something with the soil. Explains some stuff doing really well and others being a bit meh.

Or weather, it's been an oddly cold spring near me interspersed with patches of extreme heat.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Might be something with the soil. Explains some stuff doing really well and others being a bit meh.

Or weather, it's been an oddly cold spring near me interspersed with patches of extreme heat.
We had a couple hard freezes right when the beets were coming up. They're pretty hardy after established a little but the fresh shoots are more tender. Lettuce should have survive though. Those are all in raised beds that I've grown stuff in for years, adding compost to top off the boxes every year. Anything's possible, but we've been doing it for a bunch of years and have a pretty good system figured out. Usually, it's cold that gets me. Or it gets hot and I forget to water.
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