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post 10000189638 5 days ago, 03:37 PM
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Day 1 of being cursed by the Midget (Warning)

-Alarm went off at 7 am, hit snooze, woke up at 8:50. WTF, I'm late.
-Skipped breakfast and a shower, rushed to the car looking like shit, fukker wouldn't start
-Made an apologetic call to the office and tried to get an Uber, two fuckin poojeet uber drivers canceled on me. Had to get the bicycle out
-Fuckin 18 wheeler nearly took me out on the backroad, managed to get onto the side of the road but it hit a huge puddle and soaked me
-Got into work looking like a shit covered, unwashed, alcoholic. Boss placed me on unpaid leave immediately.
-Went back out and my fuckin bike was stolen, forgot to bring a bike lock in the rush
-Slipped off the kerb and turned my ankle on the way home. Might be broken, limping to the ER RN

Midget I am sorry, pls make it stop!

Cliffs: This is the worst day of my life, the Midget ruined me



Only kidding. Today was completely uneventful. Midget is a powerless little phaggot who lives in a Belfast crack shack.




















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post 10000189644 5 days ago, 03:40 PM
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The powers of Satan are impotent against those that put their faith in Jesu Christi, our Redeemer
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
The powers of Satan are impotent against those that put their faith in Jesu Christi, our Redeemer
Indeed. The midget and his demonic masters are impotent AF.
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post 10000189651 5 days ago, 03:44 PM
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sometimes the worst things are already in motion and coming ur way, u just dont see em yet. like the destined astroid that is going to hit earth again inevitably and wipe out all living things
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Indeed. The midget and his demonic masters are impotent AF.
If he is a satanist then he truly is completely powerless against those who follow the Jesus indeed. Satan only holds power over his children
post 10000189657 5 days ago, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
sometimes the worst things are already in motion and coming ur way, u just dont see em yet. like the destined astroid that is going to hit earth again inevitably and wipe out all living things
Shut up phaggot


Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
If he is a satanist then he truly is completely powerless against those who follow the Jesus indeed. Satan only holds power over his children
That's what I keep telling him. The little schizo fuck just won't listen.
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post 10000189659 5 days ago, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
sometimes the worst things are already in motion and coming ur way, u just dont see em yet. like the destined astroid that is going to hit earth again inevitably and wipe out all living things
Could be part of the great divine plan, destroy the old earth before forming the new earth
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Shut up phaggot






That's what I keep telling him. The little schizo fuck just won't listen.
all misc shenanigans aside, it's really true, both literalist-scripturally as well as philosophically, evil only binds those that submit to its promises
post 10000189663 5 days ago, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
all misc shenanigans aside, it's really true, both literalist-scripturally as well as philosophically, evil only binds those that submit to its promises
Exactly, and it has no appeal to me so I'm good.

Just a few thousand years of purgatory to make up for the minor shit and I'm in heaven for eternity.

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I did burn my finger on the oven. It was actually on my thumb. It also happened 2 days before he hexed me. So maybe it's working? I'll know it's real if I wake up tomorrow with a brutal bowl cut.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Exactly, and it has no appeal to me so I'm good.

Just a few thousand years of purgatory to make up for the minor shit and I'm in heaven for eternity.


there is no purgatory, pauly, and there is no heaven, there is just death, then after there will be judgement one day (when christ returns in glory etc) and there will be those that are cast into the lake of fire (instant destruction, no eternal suffering), and there will be those that will be resurrected and receive life eternal


this is my current understanding, could be wrong but that should be more or less correct
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you’d piss in your knickers if you saw EM irl srs
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
you’d piss in your knickers if you saw EM irl srs
From laughter?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000189691 5 days ago, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I did burn my finger on the oven. It was actually on my thumb. It also happened 2 days before he hexed me. So maybe it's working? I'll know it's real if I wake up tomorrow with a brutal bowl cut.
Damn, a hex working two days retrospectively is some powerful black magic indeed. He must've been on the primo crack when he cast that one.


Originally Posted By JohnSmith⏩
there is no purgatory, pauly, and there is no heaven, there is just death, then after there will be judgement one day (when christ returns in glory etc) and there will be those that are cast into the lake of fire (instant destruction, no eternal suffering), and there will be those that will be resurrected and receive life eternal


this is my current understanding, could be wrong but that should be more or less correct
Nah, heaven's real. Jesus said.


Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
you’d piss in your knickers if you saw EM irl srs
With laughter maybe, gnome looking cunt is 5'4".

We're not all as weak as you street shitters.

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Imagine bragging about an uneventful life.

You may be more cursed than you realize
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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In before.
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
In before.
Wont see him no more



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You have no idea how many times I clicked on that spoiler. But I beat you though once I got to the end
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Wont see him no more




Oh shit! RIP Midge. Outhexed by the monkey man.

Originally Posted By LDARidonot⏩
You have no idea how many times I clicked on that spoiler. But I beat you though once I got to the end
Well done! Here's your prize!





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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I did burn my finger on the oven. It was actually on my thumb. It also happened 2 days before he hexed me. So maybe it's working? I'll know it's real if I wake up tomorrow with a brutal bowl cut.
Hard to phuck you more in life when you are already a product of jungle fever
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I win again. But I almost had an epileptic episode. I wasn't sure if you were using some sort of algorithm, but now I know it's all man made.
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Originally Posted By DevilMayRage⏩
Hard to phuck you more in life when you are already a product of jungle fever
Life can be unfair. I live in the lap of luxury rent free in your head. While you have to live in a single wide.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Careful OP, it appears as though he giga cursed you. These super curses give the target a false sense of security and trick him into writing his own destiny in what he thought was a sarcastic tale about how the hex didn't work
Neg incels
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Wont see him no more




The little spastic twat hasn't been on today. Maybe Bonobo did outhex him?
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Didn't read any of that garbage. Negged KOONeth
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
The little spastic twat hasn't been on today. Maybe Bonobo did outhex him?
I hope he didn't actually OD. We all love him.

Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
Didn't read any of that garbage. Negged KOONeth
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
Didn't read any of that garbage. Negged KOONeth
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