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post 10000191696 05-30-2026, 11:52 AM
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You all suck at athletes.. 99.99 percent of you can't even break 1:30 in the 400.

Got you all beat in the overall athlete category.

What a joke this is.. Pathetic.

NFL doesn't count.

You all suck as athletes.

99.93 percent of you couldn't even break 1:15 in the 400 if you went to the track right now and tried to run a full lap all out....

You're all not athletes.. Stop trying to compete with me in this category...

It was like I said GAME OVER for all of you way back in what 2011, 2012, 2013 range?

And you all want to come back on here 13 years later and act like you're an athlete or something?

Am I missing something? Is this a freaking joke?

Think you could actually even compete with me in the overall hotness category? The overall athlete category?

Even if you got me beat in broad jumps or verticals then ever look in the mirror? Why do I got you beat in the hotness category?

Oh wait. I know it's because you all suck at being athletes...

You all do like 1 thing good and then act like you own everything....

The NFL is a scam....

It's a neanderthal sport... Yeah let's run into each other at full speed and cause injuries.. Yeah because that's hot.. That's smart...

This is such a joke to watch... PATHETIC....

And no i'm not going to be extra extra positive like you all want me to be.. I already did my 8 FULL years of online positivitiy from 2018 till 2026...

I'm good on that..

Back to straight up Gordon Ramsay style roastings...

And you know you should all be happy in the knowledge that i'm only operating at like 25 percent of my absolute maximum capacity roasting levels to keep this somewhat PG rated for the retardd 20-29 Jujimufu Insta crowd....

I really don't want to hurt your feelings too bad here... I mean I could really go all out on this... NO.. NOT ALLOWED TO.....

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahha

I crack even myself up reading this.. I'm just too good at what I do..

I won.

I beat the casino.

Bigger, faster, stronger, and HOTTER than all.

#muscle #naturalmuscle
post 10000191698 05-30-2026, 11:54 AM
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watch ur fucken mouth u stupid fucking kid and ur not the real matt london
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000191699 05-30-2026, 11:54 AM
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The GOAT is back.

I’m more interested in your world record, single arm, Smith machine reverse band press that I am your sprinting records tbh bruh.
Misc Lifting Crew (Team Lead)
post 10000191712 05-30-2026, 12:04 PM
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So a 6 minute mile? Sounds pretty easy for any even half-decent runner.
post 10000191717 05-30-2026, 12:07 PM
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This is a larp and not the same guy from OG misc
post 10000191726 05-30-2026, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Think you could actually even compete with me in the overall hotness category?

Bigger, faster, stronger, and HOTTER than all.

This hotness things seems most important for you to communicate on a forum with 99% dudes.
post 10000191733 05-30-2026, 12:13 PM
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Bump
post 10000191734 05-30-2026, 12:14 PM
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I can keep up 1:30 for multiple laps
1096 ng/dl
post 10000191736 05-30-2026, 12:17 PM
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reported for spam and mental illness.
post 10000191742 05-30-2026, 12:22 PM
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I got your best guy Olympic 2012 Decathlete Trey Hardee beat in the overall athlete category....

Trey sucks at bench.. He only had a max with a bounce of 352 LBS at 6'5 and 212 LBS body weight as stated on his Instagram account during the Olympics in 2012 in London.

I did 465 LBS for 1 on the smith machine with a bounce not only like at an age over 13 years older than his max..BUT 100 percent naturally and without the use of steroids....

What's Treys deadlift? Oh wait I know.. Probably non existent... Probably like 505 for 1.. Big deal...


I did 560 for 5 in 2021 at 6'0 and 221 LBS...

The only thing Trey has me beat in is those stupid power lifts things....Wow big deal.. He has me beat in 1 event...

His 1500 time sucks....


I ran 4:36 in the mile(1600), at 6'0 and A FULL 206 LBS in 2002...BY MYSELF... With nobody to push me.. In really cold temps that day.. Like only 58 degrees out.. With my standard 93 degrees heat that I need to set PRs on the track and high humidity that time would have been even FASTER!

What's Treys time? Oh wait... I know... SLOWER....But I don't support the mile and don't give a crap about it.. Which is why I even quit 400s in 2015..

I'm even taking 10 full meters away from my longest race right now the 60 and saying to myself I will not do anything over 50 meters from how bad distance running prevented me from seeing absolute crazy lifting numbers... By prohibiting protein synthesis within the muscle fibers thus causing my muscle fibers to become weaker and smaller.

Absolutely would destroy him in the mile......

Nobody can compete... I told you all this way back in 2013....

Keep on thinking that you're athletes or something...

You have a nobody like me destroying every single somebody in the world in the overall athlete category...
post 10000191745 05-30-2026, 12:27 PM
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yes but that was then and this is NOW! what are you doing TODAY?! you aren't doing shit TODAY! your glory days are OVER! OVER! do you hear me?! IT'S OVER!!!
post 10000191763 05-30-2026, 12:40 PM
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post 10000191764 05-30-2026, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
This is a larp and not the same guy from OG misc
This.


This obnoxious account was SPAMMING the fuck outta misc this morning, admin had to delete like 2/3rds of their spam threads.

Neg this annoying fåggot
"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000191767 05-30-2026, 12:43 PM
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That's like brisk walking speed

lol at slow-P the poverty athlete
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000191788 05-30-2026, 01:07 PM
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i used to call myself FIFA king in college
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post 10000191793 05-30-2026, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
That's like brisk walking speed

lol at slow-P the poverty athlete
This I'd leave u in a cloud of dust OP.
post 10000191806 05-30-2026, 01:33 PM
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I'm extremely doubtful that this is the true Matt London (the biggest, strongest, fastest, hottest man of all), but welcome back if it is.

A true legend.
post 10000191841 05-30-2026, 02:27 PM
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Fake as fuck, I knew before even coming in.
post 10000191863 05-30-2026, 02:48 PM
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Nobody cares about the track go for a hike bro
post 10000191868 05-30-2026, 02:51 PM
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I don't think I can compete with you in the overall hotness category but I'm pretty athletic srs
Not in the AM
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Lol, strong return if true.

0.01% crew
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is OP the wedding soup guy?
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New fastest white guy ever btw - just did 9.89. Previous "record" was 9.92.


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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Got you all beat in the overall athlete category.

What a joke this is.. Pathetic.

NFL doesn't count.

You all suck as athletes.

99.93 percent of you couldn't even break 1:15 in the 400 if you went to the track right now and tried to run a full lap all out....

You're all not athletes.. Stop trying to compete with me in this category...

It was like I said GAME OVER for all of you way back in what 2011, 2012, 2013 range?

And you all want to come back on here 13 years later and act like you're an athlete or something?

Am I missing something? Is this a freaking joke?

Think you could actually even compete with me in the overall hotness category? The overall athlete category?

Even if you got me beat in broad jumps or verticals then ever look in the mirror? Why do I got you beat in the hotness category?

Oh wait. I know it's because you all suck at being athletes...

You all do like 1 thing good and then act like you own everything....

The NFL is a scam....

It's a neanderthal sport... Yeah let's run into each other at full speed and cause injuries.. Yeah because that's hot.. That's smart...

This is such a joke to watch... PATHETIC....

And no i'm not going to be extra extra positive like you all want me to be.. I already did my 8 FULL years of online positivitiy from 2018 till 2026...

I'm good on that..

Back to straight up Gordon Ramsay style roastings...

And you know you should all be happy in the knowledge that i'm only operating at like 25 percent of my absolute maximum capacity roasting levels to keep this somewhat PG rated for the retardd 20-29 Jujimufu Insta crowd....

I really don't want to hurt your feelings too bad here... I mean I could really go all out on this... NO.. NOT ALLOWED TO.....

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahha

I crack even myself up reading this.. I'm just too good at what I do..

I won.

I beat the casino.

Bigger, faster, stronger, and HOTTER than all.

#muscle #naturalmuscle
Yeah its a joke, most people arent even training sprints. Im old fat and bald but still keep up with it, past my prime but do my best. Last runs were 37.63 in the 300 meter and 51.26 in the 400 meter, so youre wrong about none of us doing sub 60 seconds in the 400 but I agree with you that its pretty rare
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post 10000192072 05-30-2026, 06:42 PM
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Joke's on you. I can't break 1:40 in the 40.
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
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Wish this was the real Matt London, but no chance of that. There would absolutely be a feats of strength vid for starters.
post 10000192129 05-30-2026, 07:44 PM
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I run a 1:30 mile, bro
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It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
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post 10000192136 05-30-2026, 07:47 PM
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Won’t He do it.
post 10000192137 05-30-2026, 07:47 PM
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I do intense hike training


Mountain runs with weighted backpacks, sometimes outrunning bears
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000192162 05-30-2026, 08:05 PM
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I can do a 10:00 400m.
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