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post 10000196108 06-02-2026, 06:49 PM
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  1. BigGuyForYou
  2. McDonalds
  1. BigGuyForYou
  2. McDonalds
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Just got mugged at mcdonalds

went in, walking back to my car and I hear "ayy bandajo, open that mouth fat boy, dinner time" I could barely react, just wait "w-what?!?" next thing I know there's 8 inches of mexican cock in my mouth and im struggling to breathe from the girth, minutes later he erupts with a massive load and then took my wallet. honestly no idea what to do rn
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post 10000196109 06-02-2026, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By BigGuyForYou
went in, walking back to my car and I hear "ayy bandajo, open that mouth fat boy, dinner time" I could barely react, just wait "w-what?!?" next thing I know there's 8 inches of mexican cock in my mouth and im struggling to breathe from the girth, minutes later he erupts with a massive load and then took my wallet. honestly no idea what to do rn
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post 10000196110 06-02-2026, 06:50 PM
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  1. Puckers
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wo thats heavy
puckers aka phuckers aka puck aka puck nasty aka puck daddy aka big puck aka little puck aka puck the stuff

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post 10000196117 06-02-2026, 06:58 PM
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  1. Ironmanlet
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If negging were ever justified, it absolutely is now.
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post 10000196124 06-02-2026, 07:07 PM
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i bet op was bricked up while typing that chit story out
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post 10000196150 06-02-2026, 07:30 PM
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Fuking @garyridgway man
post 10000196180 06-02-2026, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
Fuking @garyridgway man
I'll cut you bitch
post 10000196181 06-02-2026, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
Fuking @garyridgway man
He's out of control
post 10000196185 06-02-2026, 07:59 PM
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Was the bean er cute?
post 10000196197 06-02-2026, 08:06 PM
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  1. BigGuyForYou
  2. McDonalds
  1. BigGuyForYou
  2. McDonalds
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells
Was the bean er cute?
Very.
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post 10000196200 06-02-2026, 08:07 PM
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I would call ICE rn
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post 10000196218 06-02-2026, 08:16 PM
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  1. SoutheastBeast1
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You can't even report the theft because when they ask you to recall the events you'd have to publicly admit to gagging on cock on the record permanently

Smart move by the attackers
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