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post 10000196656 06-03-2026, 06:52 AM
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I wake up.

I chimp out.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000196660 06-03-2026, 06:59 AM
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Wait where’s the tar tar sauce they didn’t give me any tar tar sauce are you fucking kidding me

post 10000196662 06-03-2026, 07:00 AM
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Wake up drank

Sit down drank

Pull up, drank
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000196667 06-03-2026, 07:05 AM
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This morning I woke up in the parking lot of taco bell
post 10000196669 06-03-2026, 07:07 AM
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I wake up at noon and eat cereal
post 10000196671 06-03-2026, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
I wake up at noon and eat cereal
Eating cereal for lunch as a single unemployed guy is GOAT
post 10000196673 06-03-2026, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I chimp out.
THis must be a TrannyMaria alt account.








"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000196675 06-03-2026, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
This morning I woke up in the parking lot of taco bell
Srs?
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000196682 06-03-2026, 07:21 AM
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I wish I could chimp out, Instead I have to sit here at my desk like a good little cuck doing Mr. Noseberg’s bidding, staring at a screen all day, wasting precious time on earth. Wasting my mind. Well, what’s left of it anyway.

My fucking back hurts from being slouched in an office chair all day. I’m not being challenged or learning anything. I literally just rot. Being a NEET would be less damaging because my natural intellectual curiosity would kick in.

I also guarantee my test has dropped at least 300 ng/dL since I started working here. They’ve got me talking like a fucking queer and doing that phony half smile thing now.

I can’t believe how buck broken this place has gotten me.
post 10000196684 06-03-2026, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
This morning I woke up in the parking lot of taco bell
Hey, it happens. Kind of like on somebody's couch that you don't know, or in the bed of a girl who probably looked a lot better the previous night
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000196685 06-03-2026, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
I wish I could chimp out, Instead I have to sit here at my desk like a good little cuck doing Mr. Noseberg’s bidding, staring at a screen all day, wasting precious time on earth. Wasting my mind. Well, what’s left of it anyway.

My fucking back hurts from being slouched in an office chair all day. I’m not being challenged or learning anything. I literally just rot. Being a NEET would be less damaging because my natural intellectual curiosity would kick in.

I also guarantee my test has dropped at least 300 ng/dL since I started working here. They’ve got me talking like a fucking queer and doing that phony half smile thing now.

I can’t believe how buck broken this place has gotten me.
You know that Mike Lowery poster here? He's stupid, lazy, and entitled. Makes endless threads asking about how can he get wealthy working 4 days a week with no skills or education.

But guess what? He makes a lot more money than you all while being able to chill and contribute little to nothing to his employer. Why? Because he's black and gets DEI, that's just how it works in the USA.

In your case, I think your life will change for the much better if you start applying for jobs and identifying as Hispanic or as half black. You're Italian and could probably pull it off.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000196705 06-03-2026, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
Srs?
Of course he’s srs he’s got damn degenerate beener
post 10000196709 06-03-2026, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Of course he’s srs he’s got damn degenerate beener
Somehow every thread just turns into arguing
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000196715 06-03-2026, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Somehow every thread just turns into arguing
Woah
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