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post 10000209134 06-11-2026, 03:31 PM
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Who Else Wants To Play Pretend With This Dirty Talking Medieval Bar Wench?

i actually understand the joy of larping and going to fake towns and acting like u are a knight or princess

i'd be a real life white knight strong fierce with a heavy chain mail armour with a white cloak i'd be a protector of women but also not a push over i'd hit women srs that what they did in the olden days and if u mess with me u better be ready to fight to the death

how does it work can u play to be anyone ?

it's not fun if there are 100 kings and 1000 knights and no peasants there has to be some rules otherwise there is no fun

if i can be a knight i can play a peasant later i have 50+ years of experience i'm over qualified

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post 10000209143 06-11-2026, 03:38 PM
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i know this one girl who goes to the New York Renaissance Faire when it's in town around here and sometimes works for it and dresses up. also goes to comic con and dresses up for that.Β  i understand it's fun for females because it's basically dress up, but a little zesty for dudes.. but whatever floats ye boats
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post 10000209147 06-11-2026, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
i know this one girl who goes to the New York Renaissance Faire when it's in town around here and sometimes works for it and dresses up. also goes to comic con and dresses up for that.Β  i understand it's fun for females because it's basically dress up, but a little zesty for dudes.. but whatever floats ye boats
i could see u being a jester not trying to be funny u just have that look and height u also look a bit sad and angry which i think they usually were too

but i could also see u as working in the royal kitchen preparing food for the court would be very cool i think
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post 10000209150 06-11-2026, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1
i could see u being a jester not trying to be funny u just have that look and height u also look a bit sad and angry which i think they usually were too

but i could also see u as working in the royal kitchen preparing food for the court would be very cool i think
i'm the avg height for an Americunt. I'm 5'10 barefoot/ do you think i'm 5'6 or something?. if i ever went to one of those and was larping. i'd just larp as a blacksmith and be drunk all day
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post 10000209152 06-11-2026, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
i'm the avg height for an Americunt. I'm 5'10 barefoot/ do you think i'm 5'6 or something?. if i ever went to one of those and was larping. i'd just larp as a blacksmith and be drunk all day
yea i thought ur were shorter ur my height
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post 10000209154 06-11-2026, 03:47 PM
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post 10000209158 06-11-2026, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1
yea i thought ur were shorter ur my height
i had a chance to go once, same girl i mentioned earlier invited me to go with her friends but her friends were weirdos. if it wasn't for both us working together. our paths would of never crossed.
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post 10000209165 06-11-2026, 03:50 PM
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Why does this asian turn english when acting like a sloot lmaooo
post 10000209168 06-11-2026, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
i had a chance to go once, same girl i mentioned earlier invited me to go with her friends but her friends were weirdos. if it wasn't for both us working together. our paths would of never crossed.
i'd 100% go i don't care if i can't go as a knight i'd be anything just for the experience i'd play along too and do my best srs

the funny thing with pretending is that i am sure if u actually play a high status male the females will actually like u more and maybe it transcends into real life after ?

that would be my only chance i'd bribe the larp leader and become king lmao
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post 10000209195 06-11-2026, 04:01 PM
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Women being performative sluts is such a turn off.
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post 10000209203 06-11-2026, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
Women being performative sluts is such a turn off.
only performative huh
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