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06-11-2026, 07:04 PM
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Is investing in CDs goi behaviour?
My friends are saying I’m a stupid goi for investing in them but to me the guranteed money is better than hypothetical money
If the market does good
If the market does good
06-11-2026, 07:13 PM
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Inflation is greater than the interest in CDs.
06-11-2026, 07:32 PM
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All investing is a scam to the average person.
Everything is a scam to the average person.
The average person is a tool for the machine.
Everything is a scam to the average person.
The average person is a tool for the machine.
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06-11-2026, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Sounds like something the average person would say
All investing is a scam to the average person.
Everything is a scam to the average person.
The average person is a tool for the machine.
Everything is a scam to the average person.
The average person is a tool for the machine.
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06-11-2026, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
A strong indication I am not elite is that I am on the misc.
Sounds like something the average person would say
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06-11-2026, 08:10 PM
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The easiest way to make money is to buy a house, and rent it by the room. You can also make the living room a separate room.
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06-11-2026, 08:13 PM
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You can get similar returns to CDs without locking your money in for 12 months
06-11-2026, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
More like below average
Sounds like something the average person would say
06-11-2026, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Then the government makes you pay tax on the total rental income but you can only deduct the interest from the mortgage as a business expense so your paying taxes on money your not even really making sounds like great income for someone who’s retired but not for someone already working a career
The easiest way to make money is to buy a house, and rent it by the room. You can also make the living room a separate room.
06-11-2026, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
Lol, you need to make a lot of income to actually pay any taxes on rental income.
Then the government makes you pay tax on the total rental income but you can only deduct the interest from the mortgage as a business expense so your paying taxes on money your not even really making sounds like great income for someone who’s retired but not for someone already working a career
06-11-2026, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
If I charge 2k a month and my mortgage is 1000 then the irs expects me to pay tax on the full 2k so I’m only making 1k before expenses but I’m expected to pay double that in income tax
Lol, you need to make a lot of income to actually pay any taxes on rental income.
06-11-2026, 08:29 PM
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Maybe vinyl would be more interesting. CDs haven't aged well.
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06-11-2026, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
Why tell the IRS at all?
Then the government makes you pay tax on the total rental income but you can only deduct the interest from the mortgage as a business expense so your paying taxes on money your not even really making sounds like great income for someone who’s retired but not for someone already working a career
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06-11-2026, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Cuz I can’t get away with crime I’m White Not a Somali
Why tell the IRS at all?
06-11-2026, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Is it more profitable to speak Spanish and bunk 10 Mexicans in each room or is it more profitable to speak Hindi and bunk 10 Indians in each room?
The easiest way to make money is to buy a house, and rent it by the room. You can also make the living room a separate room.
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06-11-2026, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Mexicans can fix your house if you get on their good side. With Indiana the smell will never come off. Anything but a full gut just won't do.
Is it more profitable to speak Spanish and bunk 10 Mexicans in each room or is it more profitable to speak Hindi and bunk 10 Indians in each room?
Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
Statistically whites get away with the most crime.
Cuz I can’t get away with crime I’m White Not a Somali
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06-11-2026, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
doesn't a miscer rent a house out in some oil field state or whatever and basically rent out rooms, like what you described
The easiest way to make money is to buy a house, and rent it by the room. You can also make the living room a separate room.
rent out rooms to mexicans. they'll pay cash money and generally will just be there to sleep and shower.
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06-11-2026, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Yes. He owns like 20 houses that he rents out per room to oil field workers.
doesn't a miscer rent a house out in some oil field state or whatever and basically rent out rooms, like what you described
rent out rooms to mexicans. they'll pay cash money and generally will just be there to sleep and shower.
rent out rooms to mexicans. they'll pay cash money and generally will just be there to sleep and shower.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
06-11-2026, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
I put the cash in a hole, and when I leave he takes the money out of said hole
doesn't a miscer rent a house out in some oil field state or whatever and basically rent out rooms, like what you described
rent out rooms to mexicans. they'll pay cash money and generally will just be there to sleep and shower.
rent out rooms to mexicans. they'll pay cash money and generally will just be there to sleep and shower.
06-11-2026, 10:24 PM
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Yes absolutely retarded behavior. You earn like 4% and get raped on taxes. You'll be lucky to beat inflation.
06-12-2026, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
What’s better? and how are the taxes any worse than regular income tax?
Yes absolutely retarded behavior. You earn like 4% and get raped on taxes. You'll be lucky to beat inflation.
06-12-2026, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
"Some oil field state or whatever"
doesn't a miscer rent a house out in some oil field state or whatever and basically rent out rooms, like what you described
rent out rooms to mexicans. they'll pay cash money and generally will just be there to sleep and shower.
rent out rooms to mexicans. they'll pay cash money and generally will just be there to sleep and shower.
Are you fkn kidding me? Coffeyville is the cultural and economic powerhouse of the midwest, maybe of the entire country.
06-12-2026, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Yeah they have. They’ve been around for over 30 years now and many people still use them. I do and prefer them for vehicles.
Maybe vinyl would be more interesting. CDs haven't aged well.
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06-12-2026, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By John
Covfefeville
"Some oil field state or whatever"
Are you fkn kidding me? Coffeyville is the cultural and economic powerhouse of the midwest, maybe of the entire country.
Are you fkn kidding me? Coffeyville is the cultural and economic powerhouse of the midwest, maybe of the entire country.
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06-12-2026, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
Everyone I know switched to digital media except for some nerds who collect vinyl
Yeah they have. They’ve been around for over 30 years now and many people still use them. I do and prefer them for vehicles.
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06-12-2026, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
The taxes on a CD aren't worse than ordinary income tax.
What’s better? and how are the taxes any worse than regular income tax?
However many types of investments such as stocks, real estate, I-bonds, EE bonds, treasury bonds, etc get tax breaks while CDs do not get any tax breaks.
There are ways for you to hold a CD and not pay any taxes (ex in a Roth IRA) but they come with trade-offs and it does not seem like you are planning on doing that here.
You should find a decent accountant or financial advisor for tax advice.
06-12-2026, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
How do you save on taxes with real estate?
The taxes on a CD aren't worse than ordinary income tax.
However many types of investments such as stocks, real estate, I-bonds, EE bonds, treasury bonds, etc get tax breaks while CDs do not get any tax breaks.
There are ways for you to hold a CD and not pay any taxes (ex in a Roth IRA) but they come with trade-offs and it does not seem like you are planning on doing that here.
You should find a decent accountant or financial advisor for tax advice.
However many types of investments such as stocks, real estate, I-bonds, EE bonds, treasury bonds, etc get tax breaks while CDs do not get any tax breaks.
There are ways for you to hold a CD and not pay any taxes (ex in a Roth IRA) but they come with trade-offs and it does not seem like you are planning on doing that here.
You should find a decent accountant or financial advisor for tax advice.
I know about Roth IRAs and have a little money in one but I don’t like the idea of my money being locked up till I’m 60
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
The main way people save on taxes with real estate is depreciation. The government says buildings get less valuable every year (whether or not this is true), this is called depreciation. Therefore if you own a building you can subtract the depreciation from the rents that building generates. This means that a lot of the rent is tax-free.
How do you save on taxes with real estate?
I know about Roth IRAs and have a little money in one but I don’t like the idea of my money being locked up till I’m 60
I know about Roth IRAs and have a little money in one but I don’t like the idea of my money being locked up till I’m 60
You can take out your initial investment in a Roth without fees any time. Only the earnings are subject to a lock-up, and there are certain scenarios where you can get around that too. So your money isn't really locked up.
https://www.schwab.com/ira/roth-ira/withdrawal-rules#fx_deck_201596
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
I assume when you say building you mean a multi housing situation and I don’t have nearly enough money for that
The main way people save on taxes with real estate is depreciation. The government says buildings get less valuable every year (whether or not this is true), this is called depreciation. Therefore if you own a building you can subtract the depreciation from the rents that building generates. This means that a lot of the rent is tax-free.
You can take out your initial investment in a Roth without fees any time. Only the earnings are subject to a lock-up, and there are certain scenarios where you can get around that too. So your money isn't really locked up.
https://www.schwab.com/ira/roth-ira/withdrawal-rules#fx_deck_201596
You can take out your initial investment in a Roth without fees any time. Only the earnings are subject to a lock-up, and there are certain scenarios where you can get around that too. So your money isn't really locked up.
https://www.schwab.com/ira/roth-ira/withdrawal-rules#fx_deck_201596
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