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post 10000213956 06-14-2026, 01:49 PM
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Home ownership is literally the fastest way to have no fucking life

Unless you buy new construction. Literally shit to do every weekend and the days go by quick it's fucking annoying after a while. Getting tired of dealing with it to the more income we generate....up to 470k now and I'm two seconds away from selling fucking everything and living in a nice condo where my biggest fucking worry Friday night is what hobby I'm going to partake in Saturday morning while I fucking destroy my girls pussy slapping my low hanging balls against her clit as I'm balls deep making her squak like an Osprey.
post 10000213971 06-14-2026, 01:56 PM
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We should specifically follow the roadmap that the wealthy elite laid out for us to follow to have a successful life. This is the only way to be happy. There is literally no other way. It might not feel like it now, but one day, we will be rich too. We just have to put in the work.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000214077 06-14-2026, 02:44 PM
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You should rent op

Pay some other dude to live in his house, and leave when he tells you to
post 10000214117 06-14-2026, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
We should specifically follow the roadmap that the wealthy elite laid out for us to follow to have a successful life. This is the only way to be happy. There is literally no other way. It might not feel like it now, but one day, we will be rich too. We just have to put in the work.
Do you get tired posting 95% political talking points? I feel like it would be exhausting having to always reference the manual and never getting to post my authentic thoughts
post 10000214118 06-14-2026, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
We should specifically follow the roadmap that the wealthy elite laid out for us to follow to have a successful life. This is the only way to be happy. There is literally no other way. It might not feel like it now, but one day, we will be rich too. We just have to put in the work.
try meditating to transcend this base desire
post 10000214123 06-14-2026, 03:04 PM
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How sh!tty is your house that you need to perform maintenance on it every weekend? I pay a Mexican to mow my yard once a week, pretty much everything else is bi-yearly service like water heater, HVAC, etc or slightly more frequently leaf removal.
post 10000214136 06-14-2026, 03:08 PM
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That "we" is doing some serious lifting. For those who don't know, OP makes $60k and his wife makes $300k. Now you may be asking, how does 60+300 make 470? Easy, you just gotta account for his wife's boyfriend.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000214137 06-14-2026, 03:09 PM
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kinda sick of the constant humble bragging people do about home ownership lol
post 10000214141 06-14-2026, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31
Do you get tired posting 95% political talking points? I feel like it would be exhausting having to always reference the manual and never getting to post my authentic thoughts
You entered a thread specifically talking about the economic structure, and try to lecture someone for participating in that conversation.

You have a crush on me boy? This you trying to flirt?
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000214173 06-14-2026, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
You entered a thread specifically talking about the economic structure, and try to lecture someone for participating in that conversation.

You have a crush on me boy? This you trying to flirt?
Seriously though, you try WAY too hard.
post 10000214230 06-14-2026, 04:26 PM
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Renting in Coffeyville instead of owning was a solved problem a while ago
"Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging. It makes a man a king" - Seth Brundle
post 10000214261 06-14-2026, 04:51 PM
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The only appeal of homeownership is securing an appreciating asset. Other than that I’d be perfectly content to rent for the rest of my life. Less hassle. Condos seem like a decent compromise.
post 10000214272 06-14-2026, 04:57 PM
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You are right OP, I have 2 of them. Ugh hate that equity, just bothering the heck out of me.
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post 10000214306 06-14-2026, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
The only appeal of homeownership is securing an appreciating asset. Other than that I’d be perfectly content to rent for the rest of my life. Less hassle. Condos seem like a decent compromise.
i think some people are like that...perhaps as comfy as they care to be financially and just want zero worries and flexibility to move around. sometimes people take a direction of reducing stress to the max over building max wealth.

owning a house isn't some make or break thing in a bigger picture for someone otherwise making many other correct moves to ensure comfort later on.
post 10000214371 06-14-2026, 06:15 PM
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No probs i have crews to take care of everythung. Dat feel when builder developer chad
post 10000214373 06-14-2026, 06:16 PM
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Communism is the way, every gets their own piece of land for their family and grows what they need to survive.

Not just billionaires owning everything
Oh Wow!
post 10000214395 06-14-2026, 06:28 PM
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Srs I was thinking about this the other day and how this old pos house of mine has literally ruined my life .
Fk if only I had my chit together earlier in life and had a newer house , as I wouldn’t be stuck doing renovations every spare moment I have on this money pit srs .
Back with my Fam
post 10000214454 06-14-2026, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31
Do you get tired posting 95% political talking points? I feel like it would be exhausting having to always reference the manual and never getting to post my authentic thoughts
He has to justify being a wellfare bum
post 10000214569 06-14-2026, 07:45 PM
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Srs. Renting small place ($1400 a month new build) with everything near by is the play. Currently No kids just dual income both 2 weeks on 2 weeks off.

Can travel and do whatever we want and no place to take care of while both investing at least 60% of our income
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post 10000214633 06-14-2026, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Srs
Srs. Renting small place ($1400 a month new build) with everything near by is the play. Currently No kids just dual income both 2 weeks on 2 weeks off.

Can travel and do whatever we want and no place to take care of while both investing at least 60% of our income
yeah in a situation like this...maybe you end up a few 100k "poorer" at 65 yrs old, but it won't really matter.
post 10000214737 06-14-2026, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
The only appeal of homeownership is securing an appreciating asset. Other than that I’d be perfectly content to rent for the rest of my life. Less hassle. Condos seem like a decent compromise.
You’ve literally made threads about how your neighbors scream in the middle of the night. Getting away from the human garbage is what homeownership is all about. There are people who’s rent is more than my mortgage and every month somebody has to inspect their apartment for bedbugs because their disgusting subhuman garbage neighbors who live in squalor are constantly having outbreaks and as long as you live in an apartment building you will be subject to the human garbage all around you. I won’t be happy till I have a house on at least 6 acres away from the city.
post 10000214738 06-14-2026, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Srs
Srs. Renting small place ($1400 a month new build) with everything near by is the play. Currently No kids just dual income both 2 weeks on 2 weeks off.

Can travel and do whatever we want and no place to take care of while both investing at least 60% of our income
Fgt moose?
post 10000214751 06-14-2026, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy
Fgt moose?
It’s a fucking reindeer
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post 10000214762 06-14-2026, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Srs
It’s a fucking reindeer
Fgt moose is cooler
post 10000214771 06-14-2026, 10:00 PM
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This x100. Some serendipitous shit right here OP because I was just thinking about this tonight. I hate living in my house. I don’t need all the extra space it’s like impossible to keep clean. It’s isolated the hell out of me out in the suburbs and I’m ready to get into a condo myself.
post 10000214781 06-14-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By fate0311
Unless you buy new construction. Literally shit to do every weekend and the days go by quick it's fucking annoying after a while. Getting tired of dealing with it to the more income we generate....up to 470k now and I'm two seconds away from selling fucking everything and living in a nice condo where my biggest fucking worry Friday night is what hobby I'm going to partake in Saturday morning while I fucking destroy my girls pussy slapping my low hanging balls against her clit as I'm balls deep making her squak like an Osprey.
very vivid, and why does your bish sound like an Osprey
post 10000214784 06-14-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy
Fgt moose is cooler
Might change my name tbh
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post 10000214795 06-14-2026, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah
This x100. Some serendipitous shit right here OP because I was just thinking about this tonight. I hate living in my house. I don’t need all the extra space it’s like impossible to keep clean. It’s isolated the hell out of me out in the suburbs and I’m ready to get into a condo myself.
we gotta home owning superstar in the house 😂
post 10000214808 06-14-2026, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell
we gotta home owning superstar in the house 😂
I thought your whole schtick was you don’t have to work because you own multiple rental properties was that just a larp?
post 10000214815 06-14-2026, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy
I thought your whole schtick was you don’t have to work because you own multiple rental properties was that just a larp?
that's what i do but people humble bragging about home ownership like it makes them super cool gives me the ick.
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