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Doctor does a yearly checkup on me since I got sepsis a few years ago.
They did bloodwork and everything came back "PERFECT" my liver function is better than 95% of people and I told the doctor I've been drinking every day since I was 12 taking pills smoking crack occasionally etc he argued that shouldn't be possible but I'm extremely lucky and asked if i wanted booked in for rehab. I said no. (lol wise up)
I was in septic shock for days in 2024 until I got rushed to hospital and they told my mother it's likely I wouldn't survive and if I did my organs would be cooked for life because I'm a stubborn cunt and waited until I collapsed woke up in the hospital days later.
Maybe I'm wolverine because I don't seem to age either receding hairline doesn't count, I still look young as fuck for someone who's coming 36 I look at my old classmates and they've got wrinkles, grey hair, haggard etc
Feels good mane
I was in septic shock for days in 2024 until I got rushed to hospital and they told my mother it's likely I wouldn't survive and if I did my organs would be cooked for life because I'm a stubborn cunt and waited until I collapsed woke up in the hospital days later.
Maybe I'm wolverine because I don't seem to age either receding hairline doesn't count, I still look young as fuck for someone who's coming 36 I look at my old classmates and they've got wrinkles, grey hair, haggard etc
Feels good mane
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godfred in shambles. he wished he was liver enzyme resistant and diabetic resistant. maybe its for the better he would be on one of them 600lb shows
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Shoulda askd him to get yo T checkd
1096 ng/dl
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
It was 1123 ng/dl last I checked, higher than urs m8
Shoulda askd him to get yo T checkd
edit: unsubbed and negged on RC for even suggesting the midget has low T. u can tell from my deep thuunderous voice alone my test levels are through the roof. Snake
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
In SHAMBLES. piram can join the hater crew along with kenneth, p7nk, fatfred bohomo etc routine yearly health check because i nearly died in 2024 and i bounced back like wolverine
godfred in shambles. he wished he was liver enzyme resistant and diabetic resistant. maybe its for the better he would be on one of them 600lb shows
Feel good mane. (srs) last years was perfect too
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So on routine blood test, they do three liver function tests - ALT, AST and ALK. Even people with fucked up livers can have normal testing for their liver enzyme tests. I would get imaging done before declaring that my liver was one hundred percent, a Fibroscan is the most used test for the liver. But based on your age, it may not be indicated quite yet. And genetics play a huge role in whether or not you develop alcoholic liver disease. Some people can drink like fish until their eighty and some people develop a compensated liver in the thirties
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lol i wasnt suggesting that. Sounded like it though. Genuienly you should have asked him to check your T for free if it was public healthcare.
It was 1123 ng/dl last I checked, higher than urs m8
edit: unsubbed and negged on RC for even suggesting the midget has low T. u can tell from my deep thuunderous voice alone my test levels are through the roof. Snake
edit: unsubbed and negged on RC for even suggesting the midget has low T. u can tell from my deep thuunderous voice alone my test levels are through the roof. Snake
1096 ng/dl
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Why do you lie? There's no such thing as liver function being better than 95% of people. There's a range that's normal, above or below that is abnormal.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
It was "perfect" that's literally what he said. U mad diabetic goofball? How the fuk my liver is "perfect" should be studied for science
Why do you lie? There's no such thing as liver function being better than 95% of people. There's a range that's normal, above or below that is abnormal.
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Das it mane. Glad to hear you're in good health.
Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
There's no such thing. That's like saying the conditions under your sink are perfect.
It was "perfect" that's literally what he said. U mad diabetic goofball? How the fuk my liver is "perfect" should be studied for science
Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Probably cut himself on an edge of the underside of his sink while hiding down there. Got an infection, disregarded it because crack is life, and the rest is history.
Das it mane. Glad to hear you're in good health.
Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
What he should have said is that your tests fell within the normal range. Doctors are shockingly incompetent in bad with language
It was "perfect" that's literally what he said. U mad diabetic goofball? How the fuk my liver is "perfect" should be studied for science
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
It started off as quinsy a throat infection I thought it was just a flu or cold symptom but gradually it grew until the sack of pus constricted my breathing felt like i was being strangled my face was swollen too. It's extremely painful getting it drained was even worse they stick a needle to the back of ur throat and suck the pus out of it I was spitting blood for a good while after but he got 3 syringes of pus out of it , felt immediate relief
Das it mane. Glad to hear you're in good health.
Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
Kept ignoring it until I eventually collapsed and woke up in the hospital. No NDE i don't remember anything tbh (srs)
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Dr probably told him his height was also perfect, then asked him to pick something up from the floor as he was closer.
What he should have said is that your tests fell within the normal range. Doctors are shockingly incompetent in bad with language
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Nah but he did say about my BMI and i should lose weight
Dr probably told him his height was also perfect, then asked him to pick something up from the floor as he was closer.
so should u u fat bastard
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
My BMI is lower than yours.
Nah but he did say about my BMI and i should lose weight
so should u u fat bastard
so should u u fat bastard
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Ur still fatter.
My BMI is lower than yours.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
How does that work? My BMI is lower than yours, I'm leaner and more muscular than you, but I'm somehow also fatter?
Ur still fatter.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Because I said so. More muscular than me? I don't think so m8 I'm carrying a ton of muscle in my legs arms back etc it's just covered in a thick layer of flab
How does that work? My BMI is lower than yours, I'm leaner and more muscular than you, but I'm somehow also fatter?
(fast twitch muscle fibers)
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Pics of "muscular" legs? We've seen godfrey's wheels.They have some muscle on em
Because I said so. More muscular than me? I don't think so m8 I'm carrying a ton of muscle in my legs arms back etc it's just covered in a thick layer of flab
(fast twitch muscle fibers)
(fast twitch muscle fibers)
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Is that why you have a double chin on your forearm?
Because I said so. More muscular than me? I don't think so m8 I'm carrying a ton of muscle in my legs arms back etc it's just covered in a thick layer of flab
(fast twitch muscle fibers)
(fast twitch muscle fibers)
Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
They go to another school, in Canada, you wouldn't know them.
Pics of "muscular" legs? We've seen godfrey's wheels.They have some muscle on em
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How did the AIDS test come back? Phaggot.
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OP you should get an ultrasound of your liver. that is the only way to confirm that your liver is healthy.
bloodwork only provides an indication of issues.
bloodwork only provides an indication of issues.
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩
Last ultrasound I got was 3-4 months after I got discharged from the hospital it came fine too.
OP you should get an ultrasound of your liver. that is the only way to confirm that your liver is healthy.
bloodwork only provides an indication of issues.
bloodwork only provides an indication of issues.
How my liver isn't fucked i don't know, i've been drinking heavily since i was 12 and i'm 35 now. Daily + pills almost daily too valium pregabalin etc)
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Fanboy bitch
How did the AIDS test come back? Phaggot.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Congrats. You got good drinking genes. Now get a job
Last ultrasound I got was 3-4 months after I got discharged from the hospital it came fine too.
How my liver isn't fucked i don't know, i've been drinking heavily since i was 12 and i'm 35 now. Daily + pills almost daily too valium pregabalin etc)
How my liver isn't fucked i don't know, i've been drinking heavily since i was 12 and i'm 35 now. Daily + pills almost daily too valium pregabalin etc)
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
AIDS riddled sink bitch.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I've been considering it.
Congrats. You got good drinking genes. Now get a job
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
might be a song u wanna look into. the orgins, what it's about, etc.
I've been considering it.
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