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Doctor does a yearly checkup on me since I got sepsis a few years ago.

They did bloodwork and everything came back "PERFECT" my liver function is better than 95% of people and I told the doctor I've been drinking every day since I was 12 taking pills smoking crack occasionally etc he argued that shouldn't be possible but I'm extremely lucky and asked if i wanted booked in for rehab. I said no. (lol wise up)

I was in septic shock for days in 2024 until I got rushed to hospital and they told my mother it's likely I wouldn't survive and if I did my organs would be cooked for life because I'm a stubborn cunt and waited until I collapsed woke up in the hospital days later.

Maybe I'm wolverine because I don't seem to age either receding hairline doesn't count, I still look young as fuck for someone who's coming 36 I look at my old classmates and they've got wrinkles, grey hair, haggard etc

Feels good mane
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godfred in shambles. he wished he was liver enzyme resistant and diabetic resistant. maybe its for the better he would be on one of them 600lb shows
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Shoulda askd him to get yo T checkd
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Originally Posted By piramparam
Shoulda askd him to get yo T checkd
It was 1123 ng/dl last I checked, higher than urs m8

edit: unsubbed and negged on RC for even suggesting the midget has low T. u can tell from my deep thuunderous voice alone my test levels are through the roof. Snake
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Originally Posted By Jughead96
godfred in shambles. he wished he was liver enzyme resistant and diabetic resistant. maybe its for the better he would be on one of them 600lb shows
In SHAMBLES. piram can join the hater crew along with kenneth, p7nk, fatfred bohomo etc routine yearly health check because i nearly died in 2024 and i bounced back like wolverine

Feel good mane. (srs) last years was perfect too
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So on routine blood test, they do three liver function tests - ALT, AST and ALK. Even people with fucked up livers can have normal testing for their liver enzyme tests. I would get imaging done before declaring that my liver was one hundred percent, a Fibroscan is the most used test for the liver. But based on your age, it may not be indicated quite yet. And genetics play a huge role in whether or not you develop alcoholic liver disease. Some people can drink like fish until their eighty and some people develop a compensated liver in the thirties
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
It was 1123 ng/dl last I checked, higher than urs m8

edit: unsubbed and negged on RC for even suggesting the midget has low T. u can tell from my deep thuunderous voice alone my test levels are through the roof. Snake
Lol i wasnt suggesting that. Sounded like it though. Genuienly you should have asked him to check your T for free if it was public healthcare.
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Why do you lie? There's no such thing as liver function being better than 95% of people. There's a range that's normal, above or below that is abnormal.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Why do you lie? There's no such thing as liver function being better than 95% of people. There's a range that's normal, above or below that is abnormal.
It was "perfect" that's literally what he said. U mad diabetic goofball? How the fuk my liver is "perfect" should be studied for science
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Das it mane. Glad to hear you're in good health.

Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
It was "perfect" that's literally what he said. U mad diabetic goofball? How the fuk my liver is "perfect" should be studied for science
There's no such thing. That's like saying the conditions under your sink are perfect.

Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
Das it mane. Glad to hear you're in good health.

Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
Probably cut himself on an edge of the underside of his sink while hiding down there. Got an infection, disregarded it because crack is life, and the rest is history.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
It was "perfect" that's literally what he said. U mad diabetic goofball? How the fuk my liver is "perfect" should be studied for science
What he should have said is that your tests fell within the normal range. Doctors are shockingly incompetent in bad with language
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
Das it mane. Glad to hear you're in good health.

Was unaware of the septic shock case though. Ho lee fook. How did it happen? Did you have a NDE after you collapsed?
It started off as quinsy a throat infection I thought it was just a flu or cold symptom but gradually it grew until the sack of pus constricted my breathing felt like i was being strangled my face was swollen too. It's extremely painful getting it drained was even worse they stick a needle to the back of ur throat and suck the pus out of it I was spitting blood for a good while after but he got 3 syringes of pus out of it , felt immediate relief

Kept ignoring it until I eventually collapsed and woke up in the hospital. No NDE i don't remember anything tbh (srs)
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
What he should have said is that your tests fell within the normal range. Doctors are shockingly incompetent in bad with language
Dr probably told him his height was also perfect, then asked him to pick something up from the floor as he was closer.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Dr probably told him his height was also perfect, then asked him to pick something up from the floor as he was closer.
Nah but he did say about my BMI and i should lose weight

so should u u fat bastard
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Nah but he did say about my BMI and i should lose weight

so should u u fat bastard
My BMI is lower than yours.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
My BMI is lower than yours.
Ur still fatter.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Nah but he did say about my BMI and i should lose weight

so should u u fat bastard
Originally Posted By Godfrd824
My BMI is lower than yours.
Come on fellas, us fatties gotta stick together
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Ur still fatter.
How does that work? My BMI is lower than yours, I'm leaner and more muscular than you, but I'm somehow also fatter?
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
How does that work? My BMI is lower than yours, I'm leaner and more muscular than you, but I'm somehow also fatter?
Because I said so. More muscular than me? I don't think so m8 I'm carrying a ton of muscle in my legs arms back etc it's just covered in a thick layer of flab

(fast twitch muscle fibers)
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Because I said so. More muscular than me? I don't think so m8 I'm carrying a ton of muscle in my legs arms back etc it's just covered in a thick layer of flab

(fast twitch muscle fibers)
Pics of "muscular" legs? We've seen godfrey's wheels.They have some muscle on em
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Because I said so. More muscular than me? I don't think so m8 I'm carrying a ton of muscle in my legs arms back etc it's just covered in a thick layer of flab

(fast twitch muscle fibers)
Is that why you have a double chin on your forearm?

Originally Posted By Bonobo
Pics of "muscular" legs? We've seen godfrey's wheels.They have some muscle on em
They go to another school, in Canada, you wouldn't know them.
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How did the AIDS test come back? Phaggot.
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OP you should get an ultrasound of your liver. that is the only way to confirm that your liver is healthy.

bloodwork only provides an indication of issues.
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky
OP you should get an ultrasound of your liver. that is the only way to confirm that your liver is healthy.

bloodwork only provides an indication of issues.
Last ultrasound I got was 3-4 months after I got discharged from the hospital it came fine too.

How my liver isn't fucked i don't know, i've been drinking heavily since i was 12 and i'm 35 now. Daily + pills almost daily too valium pregabalin etc)
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How did the AIDS test come back? Phaggot.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Last ultrasound I got was 3-4 months after I got discharged from the hospital it came fine too.

How my liver isn't fucked i don't know, i've been drinking heavily since i was 12 and i'm 35 now. Daily + pills almost daily too valium pregabalin etc)
Congrats. You got good drinking genes. Now get a job
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Fanboy bitch
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Congrats. You got good drinking genes. Now get a job
I've been considering it.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
I've been considering it.
might be a song u wanna look into. the orgins, what it's about, etc.

When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.

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