I've only had the job at Home Depot for two weeks, barely out of the training period and they put me on the customer service desk. It was okay, I was mainly just helping boomers with their coupons (LMAO, cheap fucks), when I suddenly get blinded by this light. The sun was reflecting off this 6'2, 400lb, gorilla looking mf's massive bald spot.

He was carrying a busted up grill that looked like it hadn't been cleaned in two years, and he had this crazy look in his eye. Also blood smeared on his face for some reason, think he'd been going down on some sloot on her period out in the parking lot or something.

Anyway, he barges the coupon boomer out of the way and slaps his stinking grill full of bits of deer fur and what I think is human shit down on the counter. "I want a refund, this thing's broken and it's under warranty." He says while pointing to a wheel that he'd obviously kicked off or something.

"Can I see a receipt sir?" I said politely. He responded with:

"What the fuck did you just fucking say abaht me, you little jagoff? I'll have yinz know I graduated top of my union local dahn the mill, and I've been involved in numerous secret tailgates in the Heinz Field Gold Lot, and I have over 300 confirmed parking chairs defended. I am trained in South Side bar warfare and I'm the top cornhole ringer in the entire Mon Valley. You are nothing to me but just another Ravens fan. I will wipe you the fuck aht with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this side of the Liberty Tubes, mark my fucking words."

I sort of stood there stunned for a bit. Then my manager came over to see what the commotion was. The big guy lied and said he was trying to get his warrantied grill replaced before this weekend's pride parade. He's planning on cooking lots of sausage for his boy's club, they all call him "Grill Bear." And then he said I laughed in his face and called him a fat bald boomer phaggot.

The manager believed his lies and fired me on the spot. Which sucks as I really liked that job.

Cliffs:

-Big bald phaggot tried to return an obviously old and used grill without a receipt
-Lied to my boss and said I'd gay bashed him
-I got fired

Not reading this pussy boy

Aware

Cheap fucking boomers, scamming the system like bl*cks or puhj33ts

We don't care

So you speak for you boyfriend OP?

That's a strong reaction to being told no one gives a fuck about what you think

Maybe it was the neg that triggered this response

I gave him a neg to read too. If we keep it up he may be able to manage a whole paragraph eventually.

Unaweir but lmao @ G0y Depot

You should keep an eye out for that guy Rich. Seems like a proper dodgy bastard. Gives PA a bad name.