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post 10000229097 06-24-2026, 10:51 AM
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She'd prolly see my thinning hair and spit on me

U mad gay lord? Can't sting the king

sometimes when i'm out and i see a pretty girl showing off her body/tits in tight clothes i just want to make her pay for making me feel like i do. who is she to stir up these feelings and then know i will nevr have a chance with her? what makes her feel so safe? does she think the police will save her? does she think they will be fast enough to stop what i will do?
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000249824 07-08-2026, 09:35 AM
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Boss not feel good please use sick day
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000249834 07-08-2026, 09:43 AM
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  2. "7'7" Norwegian chad with blonde hair blue eyes immigrant and a btc billionaire" -Tranny Maria
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Boss not feel good please use sick day
see sig.
"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000254340 07-11-2026, 07:36 AM
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I'll put it this way...it makes perfect sense for someone like you to eat something like that.

Happy noggin'
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000254412 07-11-2026, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I'll put it this way...it makes perfect sense for someone like you to eat something like that.

Happy noggin'
I read this, and immediately knew who made the original post. Rent free doesn't even begin to explain it.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000254441 07-11-2026, 09:03 AM
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How about multimillionaires. How about 8 inches. And thick. How about talented. How about loving and respectful. I lost my wife 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile. My testimony, I'm nothing but pure, and I ask you if you wanna be in a youtube channel, and you say you like scrawny guys.
post 10000257555 6 days ago, 07:07 AM
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One holiday at my dad's house, I ended up having "sleep" for dinner because he’d spent all his money on alcohol and cigarettes.

How tall r u

U look like a chode
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000257608 6 days ago, 07:54 AM
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-35 year-old virgin
-Live in parents basement
-Only ever worked for minimum wage
-Laughed out of several minimum wage jobs
-never kissed or dated
-Cry 2-3 times per week, sometimes infront of others
-Unemployed for 4 years
-over 300lbs
-No friends since childhood
-On internet for 12 hours per day
-Regularly go for 3 weeks without leaving house
-Rotten teeth from junk food, energy drinks
-Mother still buys clothes and shoes
-Haven't been to party since early 90s
-Fatigued from constant depression
-Scared of other humans

A classic ^^^
Cook the man some eggs!
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