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07-01-2026, 10:25 PM
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Would you swim across a lake with alligators for 1 million dollars?
The length is around 4 olympic sized swimming pool. you have to swim across once and back again and you get a million. if not for a million how much?
07-01-2026, 10:29 PM
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How many alligators?
07-01-2026, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
Yeah for sure unless the lake is crawling with them
hard to tell. you cant see none in the water because they are not surfaced
07-01-2026, 10:56 PM
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I’d say no but I’ve swam in sus bodies of water while living in Miami so I’m probably owed a few mil
Every time you swim in southern Florida and bring up alligators people say nooo there’s none in this water. I just don’t believe them
Every time you swim in southern Florida and bring up alligators people say nooo there’s none in this water. I just don’t believe them
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07-01-2026, 11:23 PM
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No
I'd probably kick their asses but it would be annoying and ruin my swim.
I'd probably kick their asses but it would be annoying and ruin my swim.
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07-01-2026, 11:31 PM
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07-02-2026, 04:07 AM
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Gators apparently only attack humans if they feel threatened or are defending their young. There have only been 32 unprovoked fatal alligator attacks since 1948. Plus Most attacks are non-fatal and the injured party walks away.
So if you were just swimming to one end of this massive pool then back, you would PROBABLY be okay.
Not exactly an 'easy' million, but just about worth the risk if you didn't give much of a fuk.
So if you were just swimming to one end of this massive pool then back, you would PROBABLY be okay.
Not exactly an 'easy' million, but just about worth the risk if you didn't give much of a fuk.
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07-02-2026, 05:48 AM
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so the basic challenge is to swim in any florida small lake? People do that every day. Chances of gator attack are incredibly low most of the year, just avoid mating season. (april-june)
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07-02-2026, 06:09 AM
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This is standard for Floridians. I've been scuba diving in a lake with gators and scared one away when I was checking out the bottom of the lake.
07-02-2026, 06:12 AM
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Ive already done so and I didnt get a million
gators are little bitches til they are about 8 feet
crocs on the other hand fuk those psychos a 3 1/2 footer will fuk you up
gators are little bitches til they are about 8 feet
crocs on the other hand fuk those psychos a 3 1/2 footer will fuk you up
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07-02-2026, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
so the basic challenge is to swim in any florida small lake? People do that every day. Chances of gator attack are incredibly low most of the year, just avoid mating season. (april-june)
Originally Posted By eightduece⏩
This is standard for Floridians. I've been scuba diving in a lake with gators and scared one away when I was checking out the bottom of the lake.
Originally Posted By Procta⏩
This, that, and these.
Ive already done so and I didnt get a million
gators are little bitches til they are about 8 feet
crocs on the other hand fuk those psychos a 3 1/2 footer will fuk you up
gators are little bitches til they are about 8 feet
crocs on the other hand fuk those psychos a 3 1/2 footer will fuk you up
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07-02-2026, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
They say the exact same shit about bears, sharks basically all dangerous animals including snakes.
Gators apparently only attack humans if they feel threatened or are defending their young. There have only been 32 unprovoked fatal alligator attacks since 1948. Plus Most attacks are non-fatal and the injured party walks away.
So if you were just swimming to one end of this massive pool then back, you would PROBABLY be okay.
Not exactly an 'easy' million, but just about worth the risk if you didn't give much of a fuk.
So if you were just swimming to one end of this massive pool then back, you would PROBABLY be okay.
Not exactly an 'easy' million, but just about worth the risk if you didn't give much of a fuk.
I'm convinced animal lovers and those so-called experts are just trying to get people killed by lowering their guards especially with their statistics which are fake and gay. The girl who got both her arms ripped off by the croc attack in the other thread was probably convinced there was no risk too and look how that turned out for her..
07-02-2026, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Black bears wont attack you or bother with you. unless it is a very young adult male and too stupid to know humans are danger/curious. but most of all the attacks come when u get near a black bear mommas cubs, and often times that is by mistake on most peoples parts, but the mom dont care. if u ever see a black cub, quietly smoothly, and quickly get tf out of there bc the mom is very close by
They say the exact same shit about bears, sharks basically all dangerous animals including snakes.
I'm convinced animal lovers and those so-called experts are just trying to get people killed by lowering their guards especially with their statistics which are fake and gay. The girl who got both her arms ripped off by the croc attack in the other thread was probably convinced there was no risk too and look how that turned out for her..
I'm convinced animal lovers and those so-called experts are just trying to get people killed by lowering their guards especially with their statistics which are fake and gay. The girl who got both her arms ripped off by the croc attack in the other thread was probably convinced there was no risk too and look how that turned out for her..
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07-02-2026, 09:14 AM
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I'd send my tattooed riddled girlfriend across in my place as a proxy
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07-02-2026, 09:46 AM
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Don't worry babe, our souls are eternal.
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07-02-2026, 04:39 PM
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Off WIKI:
Adult male American alligators measure 3.4 to 4.8 m (11.2 to 15.7 ft) in length, and can weigh up to 450 kg (1,000 lb), with unverified sizes of up to 5.84 m (19.2 ft) and weights of 1,000 kg (2,200 lb)
Fuck that.
Adult male American alligators measure 3.4 to 4.8 m (11.2 to 15.7 ft) in length, and can weigh up to 450 kg (1,000 lb), with unverified sizes of up to 5.84 m (19.2 ft) and weights of 1,000 kg (2,200 lb)
Fuck that.
07-02-2026, 04:41 PM
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No way, they're apex predators.
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07-02-2026, 05:40 PM
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Nah
$1 milly won’t buy a crapshack in a bad part of Sydney
$1 milly won’t buy a crapshack in a bad part of Sydney
07-02-2026, 05:45 PM
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Nah that’s pocket change for someone like me
I’m extremely wealthy
I’m extremely wealthy
07-02-2026, 05:46 PM
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07-02-2026, 06:03 PM
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why not
07-02-2026, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Mulloway69⏩
Now do the one about the bite psi.
Off WIKI:
Adult male American alligators measure 3.4 to 4.8 m (11.2 to 15.7 ft) in length, and can weigh up to 450 kg (1,000 lb), with unverified sizes of up to 5.84 m (19.2 ft) and weights of 1,000 kg (2,200 lb)
Fuck that.
Adult male American alligators measure 3.4 to 4.8 m (11.2 to 15.7 ft) in length, and can weigh up to 450 kg (1,000 lb), with unverified sizes of up to 5.84 m (19.2 ft) and weights of 1,000 kg (2,200 lb)
Fuck that.
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