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post 1446838403 06-09-2016, 08:24 PM
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Are archeologists stupid or is there some grand consiparcy?

They'd have you believe we were some kind of retarded gorilla people that could barely grow crops in 8000 BCE. Yet... all over the world you have ruins of ancient civilizations that have built ridiculous megalithic structures using astronomy, mathematics, and precision engineering that is unbelievable by even today's standards.

Just coincidence that the same style of doing things was done all over the world... right...

Easter Island (way out in the Pacific not remotely close to land):

notice hands...


Bolivia

notice hands...


Gobekli Tepe in Turkey (10,000 BCE)

notice hands...



All over the world similar building techniques with megalithic stones:

South America:



Egypt... obviously

Japan



Russia




Gunung Padang (megalithic site) in Indonesia was recently discovered to sit atop an ancient pyramid that they claim to have dated to almost 20,000 years ago.




Not to mention ... pyramids all over the world....


But no really... we were...

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post 1446838733 06-09-2016, 08:27 PM
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post 1446838763 06-09-2016, 08:27 PM
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I saw this documentary recently... i haven't fact checked the math but if it is true... mind blowing...

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post 1446839003 06-09-2016, 08:29 PM
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Strong understanding of history
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post 1446839273 06-09-2016, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By adamsz
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post 1446839483 06-09-2016, 08:32 PM
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Strong cherry picking pictures. Also what do you think will happen if the hands were sticking way out? They would fall off
post 1446839493 06-09-2016, 08:32 PM
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We conquered food a long time before that but we didn't conquer full on agricultural farming until that period... but well before that we still had domesticated animals for milk and meat, we still planted fruit trees etc. for food whenever we needed. We abandoned being nomads ages ago. So 'self-sustaining societies' are probably 30k+ yrs old, and no doubt people were trading back then as well which is why masonry techniques, etc. are all similar.
post 1446839653 06-09-2016, 08:34 PM
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Why are you people so impressed by stone structures, as if they are the pinnacle of engineering?
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post 1446839753 06-09-2016, 08:35 PM
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take art history and you'll learn some things

"notice hands" is some next level stupid.
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post 1446839783 06-09-2016, 08:35 PM
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post 1446839903 06-09-2016, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted By CommonPheasant
Why are you people so impressed by stone structures, as if they are the pinnacle of engineering?
they say the spaces between stones is so small as if done laser precise

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post 1446840313 06-09-2016, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By RougeProdigy
Strong cherry picking pictures. Also what do you think will happen if the hands were sticking way out? They would fall off
Strong lack of logic.
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post 1446840453 06-09-2016, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By faxanadu
Gunung Padang (megalithic site) in Indonesia was recently discovered to sit atop an ancient pyramid that they claim to have dated to almost 20,000 years ago.




You do know that there isat least20,000 yrs between these two don't you..
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post 1446840563 06-09-2016, 08:42 PM
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This is a mountain.


This is a pyramid


Why are you surprised that people with eyes built structures that look like this?
post 1446840653 06-09-2016, 08:42 PM
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Genius discovery, OP. Clearly all the experts historians are completely retarded.

Really though, the current view point is that the society who built machu pichu didn't even invent the wheel :/ I think the anthropologists are probably mistaken on a few important things.
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post 1446840873 06-09-2016, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By CommonPheasant
Why are you people so impressed by stone structures, as if they are the pinnacle of engineering?
You do realize some of these stones way up to 100,000 tons. Some of them are intricately carved with supposedly bronze tools (ya i don't think so)




Many ancient egyptian statues arePERFECTLYsymmetrical... again with bronze tools ... ya right.

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post 1446841293 06-09-2016, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Xos
This is a mountain.


This is a pyramid


Why are you surprised that people with eyes built structures that look like this?
Lol what're you trying to say?
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Love all the people that just regurgitate what they heard some teacher say out of a text book.
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post 1446842713 06-09-2016, 08:57 PM
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lol, japan and russia's structures suck azz
post 1446842773 06-09-2016, 08:58 PM
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Olmec Civilization central/south america (1500 BCE) asian statues:



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post 1446843293 06-09-2016, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By faxanadu
You do realize some of these stones way up to 100,000 tons. Some of them are intricately carved with supposedly bronze tools (ya i don't think so)


H. They really loved their heroin. How else do you think they were able to bust ass building stone structures all day?
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I like how like in the 1980s archaeologists used some kind of robot spider thing to go into small spaces and look around in the pyramids. They eventually found a room with a door, and said cool, and never bothered to try to get in there.
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Originally Posted By JyzzMagnet
lol, japan and russia's structures suck azz
Russian one is somewhat impressive...

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post 1446843603 06-09-2016, 09:05 PM
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those are some things hard to explain or poorly explained. even structures like Stonehenge shouldn't have been possible at its time.
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I wonder if the aliens made their intergalactic spaceships out of stone too?
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Originally Posted By Xos
This is a mountain.


This is a pyramid


Why are you surprised that people with eyes built structures that look like this?
Not only that but what the fuk shape is a giant mound supposed to be? A sphere? A cube?

All of the civilizations that created and used the wheel also made them the same shape because that is the best way to make one.
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Originally Posted By disphugginflip
I like how like in the 1980s archaeologists used some kind of robot spider thing to go into small spaces and look around in the pyramids. They eventually found a room with a door, and said cool, and never bothered to try to get in there.
Both the excavation of the Indonesian megalithic pyramid and the supposed hidden chamber in the great pyramid that they just found have been held up for all kinds of BS reasons.

I really do fear that some of these experts just simply don't want to look like idiots. That or there might be some religious reasons why some of this stuff seems to be suppressed.
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