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post 1447451233 06-13-2016, 01:17 PM
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Girl says I don't know how to have sex

Cliffs:
-Know this girl from work
-hooked up with once a while back not dating 1 time thing
-go out with bunch of coworkers last night for dinner
-pretty close group they all know I've hooked up with her
-joking around as a group making fun of each other
-OP joking makes fun of girls driving skills cause she's always getting pulled over
-Girl responds "don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."
-Entire table busts out laughing
-OP so embarrassed doesn't say much rest of the night


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post 1447451513 06-13-2016, 01:19 PM
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Office friendships. So cringe. You're a cuck.
post 1447451573 06-13-2016, 01:19 PM
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phuck her again and nut on her face. bet she doesn't bring it up again.
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post 1447451593 06-13-2016, 01:19 PM
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There are videos online you can watch to see how to do it properly.
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
post 1447451793 06-13-2016, 01:20 PM
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Ignore her for life. Ghost her in person, in texts, etc. only engage her if required for work. She no longer exists in your life.
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post 1447451943 06-13-2016, 01:20 PM
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post 1447451963 06-13-2016, 01:20 PM
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Worst part is there's a new girl who just started recently that's pretty cute.

She wasn't with us last night but worried with all the jokes being made now at work she's gonna hear I suck at sex
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1447452093 06-13-2016, 01:21 PM
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rekt
post 1447452163 06-13-2016, 01:21 PM
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Lol wow, that's embarrassing as fuk OP. I don't think there's much else she could have said that would have been worse. This is worse than saying you have a small dick.
How dare you!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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post 1447452173 06-13-2016, 01:21 PM
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should have said something about her loose smelly vagina at the table
post 1447452443 06-13-2016, 01:22 PM
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doesn't matter, you still banged her.

on to the next one.

also lol at office friendships. you might actually be a cuck irl. i want to give u the benefit of the doubt breh
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post 1447452543 06-13-2016, 01:23 PM
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You're gonna have to play along with a sardonic air like you're so fukkin good in bed the ribbing just slides off you

Or just resign

Cos if you let them know they've got to you you're completely fukked

...are you crap in bed?
post 1447452613 06-13-2016, 01:23 PM
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maybe you dont suck at sex. noh omo
post 1447452633 06-13-2016, 01:24 PM
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How do you not hit her back with an insult? Probably why you've become the group's punching back. Good Lord. Have a little dignity.



-Girl responds:"don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."

-OP responds:"Sorry.....Your foul, odorous pussy really threw off my rhythm."

-Girl responds:"Well damn..."
post 1447452673 06-13-2016, 01:24 PM
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You should have said

"I idc how I was at least I finished"

They might hate you but at least she'll be more rustled than you lol
post 1447452813 06-13-2016, 01:24 PM
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Op at age 29 if you're not good you're never gonna get good..just ldar
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post 1447453103 06-13-2016, 01:26 PM
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She was just salty that you hit it and quit it.
post 1447453253 06-13-2016, 01:26 PM
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Should of asked her to help you practice your stroke game brah.
keep hustling cuz
post 1447453293 06-13-2016, 01:26 PM
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Probably gonna call in sick the rest of the week.

I might just have to quit
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 1447453493 06-13-2016, 01:28 PM
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It doesn't matter , you live and learn , disregard the bitch , you got an amazing body bro (no homo) and work on your sex / social skills and next time (taken from above)

-OP responds: "Sorry.....Your foul, odorous pussy really threw off my rhythm." (she wants to play those games , you can play too)
post 1447453553 06-13-2016, 01:28 PM
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miscer gonna miscer
post 1447453713 06-13-2016, 01:29 PM
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post 1447453873 06-13-2016, 01:30 PM
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Lol she must be really something then. 90% of women SUCK at sex, especially when it comes to giving head. Most sloots can't even give a proper handjob.
post 1447453943 06-13-2016, 01:30 PM
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post 1447454033 06-13-2016, 01:31 PM
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Don't get your honey where you get your money boyo.

lol she's probably telling everyone at the office you suck. Tour is over.
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post 1447454133 06-13-2016, 01:31 PM
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If your group is that close and you bust on each other, I'm thinking she was just joking around. Don't think too much of it.
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post 1447454363 06-13-2016, 01:32 PM
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So? Sex is a learning experience. Have someone you care about, a gf, and you both learn together what you love the most.

She is just salty she was an one night stand.
post 1447454413 06-13-2016, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By DonaldBastard⏩
How do you not hit her back with an insult? Probably why you've become the group's punching back. Good Lord. Have a little dignity.



-Girl responds:"don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."

-OP responds:"Sorry.....Your foul, odorous pussy really threw off my rhythm."

-Girl responds:"Well damn..."
Yeah OP should of hit her back with a jab.

She probably wasn't serious... however you not rebutting it makes everyone believe it's true.

And with the way girls gossip, new girl probably already knows specifics.
post 1447454433 06-13-2016, 01:33 PM
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Honestly man you need to fuk her again

Not for her or anyone else but for ur self

Set it up and post pics srs
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post 1447454443 06-13-2016, 01:33 PM
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well maybe you'll be better at sex with guys
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