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post 1452637293 07-13-2016, 10:24 PM
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Name your most unmanly guilty pleasures.

Mine is the movie The Invisible (2007).

It's a complete and utter angst fest with lots of plot holes and an extremely ****gy and unnecessarily bad ending, but the lead girl makes me hnng like mad, and the whole 'broken, suffering bint' character puts me into maximum saviour mode (no WK).

post 1452637463 07-13-2016, 10:27 PM
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Mine is the movie Fast and Furious (2009).

It's a complete and utter angst fest with lots of plot holes and an extremely ****gy and unnecessarily bad ending, but the lead girl makes me hnng like mad, and the whole 'broken, suffering bint' character puts me into maximum saviour mode (no WK).

post 1452637613 07-13-2016, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By allianc3⏩
Mine is the movie Fast and Furious (2005).

It's a complete and utter angst fest with lots of plot holes and an extremely ****gy and unnecessarily bad ending, but the lead girl makes me hnng like mad, and the whole 'broken, suffering bint' character puts me into maximum saviour mode (no WK).

I thought it would be Juice (1992)

It's a complete and utter angst fest with lots of plot holes and an extremely ****gy and unnecessarily bad ending, but the lead girl makes me hnng like mad, and the whole 'broken, suffering bint' character puts me into maximum saviour mode (no WK).

post 1452637893 07-13-2016, 10:31 PM
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My Chemical Romance




Hnnnnnnnngh
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
post 1452638203 07-13-2016, 10:34 PM
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Scented candles, making my house smell like delicious vanilla or cinnamon hnnng . Poocey attractant too.
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post 1452638353 07-13-2016, 10:35 PM
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Orange is the new black
post 1452638363 07-13-2016, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted By SmAshmoto⏩
Scented candles, making my house smell like delicious. Poocey attractant too.
If the house smelling like frankincense is girly, I don't want to be manly.
Originally Posted By Ryan94LOZ⏩
My Chemical Romance




Hnnnnnnnngh
Used to be my jam back in the day, fuk.
post 1452638673 07-13-2016, 10:39 PM
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post 1452638703 07-13-2016, 10:39 PM
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post 1452638843 07-13-2016, 10:41 PM
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post 1452639053 07-13-2016, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
Sex with filthy homeless men
strong username to post content correlation
post 1452639153 07-13-2016, 10:45 PM
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i go both ways with 10/10 trannies on occasion srs
post 1452639653 07-13-2016, 10:51 PM
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Missy Higgins - Special Two

Great song.
post 1452639733 07-13-2016, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By maplestreet⏩
i go both ways with 10/10 trannies on occasion srs
Who doesn't?
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
post 1452640353 07-13-2016, 11:00 PM
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sometimes i'm on youpron and get very curious when i see "youpron gay" at the bottom.

so i click on it, just intending to have a laugh @ all the homos haha.

but then, something between my legs begins to feel strange.

the trouser dragon awakens and i try to hold him back, but it's already too late as blood rushes to my phallus and my manhood swells with the elixir of life.

i click on the video and a very peculiar sense of satisfaction fills my brain, i can feel the dopamine flooding my brain as i grab my phallus with a vice grip and begin stroking it.

moments later, before I know it, the visual stimulation of an african american male engaging in coitus with a small framed white male is simply too much, as i sense the spurt of semen rush through my vas deferens, through my urethra and out of my phallus.

covered in the sticky ooze, i wipe myself off and close the tab. the trouser dragon retreats and the homeostatic process kicks in as blood concentration in my phallus reduces, meanwhile my conscious self returns to the miscellaneous section of the bodybuilding.com forums.
post 1452640563 07-13-2016, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By squeak419⏩
Missy Higgins - Special Two

Great song.
coming from someone who blasts death metal all day, I dig it (no homer)
Originally Posted By Ryan94LOZ⏩
Who doesn't?
post 1452640823 07-13-2016, 11:05 PM
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another of mine

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I secretly watch some romantic comedies by myself, but act like I have never watched any or want to watch any.

I always call myself a pussy watching them. But something about them makes me feel good. Even if they suck.

brb going to go build some chit and eat a snickers
post 1452642453 07-13-2016, 11:21 PM
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I enjoy planning meals, going to the supermarket and buying the ingredients, then carefully preparing the meal, and serving it up to my GF or a few mates.

I'm such a ghey when it comes to dinner parties. It's the gheyest thing about me.
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post 1452642663 07-13-2016, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
I secretly watch some romantic comedies by myself, but act like I have never watched any or want to watch any.

I always call myself a pussy watching them. But something about them makes me feel good. Even if they suck.

brb going to go build some chit and eat a snickers
^ same way I feel about the invisible srs. It's all cheesy, angsty romance bullchit but seeing their interaction and seeing them actually show emotion that everyone hides from each other fills that loneliness and destroys the fakeness everyone displays.
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Originally Posted By Ryan94LOZ⏩
Who doesn't?
repped. i guess god gave men prostate orgasms so that they can get a nice thick 10/10 tranny ding in their bunghole every now and then. srs
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I like to cuddle
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along with some other ****gy skin care things

Havent stooped to bb cream yet but the thought is lingering
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Originally Posted By wagtail⏩
I enjoy planning meals, going to the supermarket and buying the ingredients, then carefully preparing the meal, and serving it up to my GF or a few mates.

I'm such a ghey when it comes to dinner parties. It's the gheyest thing about me.
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Titanic has me in tears

I like watching high school female drama movies
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Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩
Titanic has me in tears

I like watching high school female drama movies
Check out The Invisible, then if you haven't already seen it.

Chit's still got me all fuked up, and I watched it this morning.
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