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post 1483303191 02-12-2017, 08:30 PM
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Craziest sexual thing you've ever done?

I'll go first. Might sound tame, but one of my first gf's in college jacked me off under the table right in front of her mother the first time meeting her (mother was from hawaii and visited for thanksgiving).

Completely caught me off guard when she slide her hand down my pants, but thank god I was wearing a hat with the brim down low. Could not maintain eye contact the entire time but tried to keep communication. I don't know how her mother wouldn't have noticed her own daughter's hand moving/gyrating right in front of her, and I must have looked like I had parkinsons when I hit my climax.

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post 1483303391 02-12-2017, 08:31 PM
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Ate ass
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Originally Posted By bromioso⏩
Ate ass
I haven't been that brave in my 29 years. Just can't bring mice elf to stick my tongue in the same orifice that a girl chits out of. And I don't understand the infatuation.
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post 1483303641 02-12-2017, 08:33 PM
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post 1483303691 02-12-2017, 08:33 PM
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post 1483303831 02-12-2017, 08:34 PM
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post 1483303841 02-12-2017, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
I'll go first. Might sound tame, but one of my first gf's in college jacked me off under the table right in front of her mother the first time meeting her (mother was from hawaii and visited for thanksgiving).

Completely caught me off guard when she slide her hand down my pants, but thank god I was wearing a hat with the brim down low. Could not maintain eye contact the entire time but tried to keep communication. I don't know how her mother wouldn't have noticed her own daughter's hand moving/gyrating right in front of her, and I must have looked like I had parkinsons when I hit my climax.

Feelsexhillaratingman.jpg
who the fuk wears a hat at the table, didn't your parents raise you right?

smh....
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post 1483303911 02-12-2017, 08:35 PM
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Anal sex, buttplugs (no homo, gf), eating groceries, blowjobs and handjobs at movie theater several times, sex in a community pool, eating ass in broad day light in the side of that community pool, etc.


Too much porn makes me need super kinky **** to get turned on lol.
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post 1483303921 02-12-2017, 08:35 PM
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Don't think mine is that crazy but ****ed in a forest during the day and another time ****ed in an outdoor jacuzzi at night during winter.
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
I haven't been that brave in my 29 years. Just can't bring mice elf to stick my tongue in the same orifice that a girl chits out of. And I don't understand the infatuation.
Same thoughts I had before I finally tried! I'm just naturally an ass man, ass lover, ass fetish, ass everything. It's THE single most important thing to me when it comes to physical attraction in a f***k buddy.

And just make sure the girl takes hygiene seriously and she's really clean.

You don't know what you're missing/10
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Originally Posted By Scythas⏩
who the fuk wears a hat at the table, didn't your parents raise you right?

smh....
This was at a Dennys for brunch back when I was 19. Chill breh.
post 1483304301 02-12-2017, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Anal sex, buttplugs (no homo, gf), eating groceries, blowjobs and handjobs at movie theater several times, sex in a community pool, eating ass in broad day light in the side of that community pool, etc.


Too much porn makes me need super kinky **** to get turned on lol.
The thing with public sexual sh**t for me is getting my seeds spread all over public sh***t. Like you said movies, you want your semen all over the floor in the movies??
post 1483304411 02-12-2017, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By bromioso⏩
Same thoughts I had before I finally tried! I'm just naturally an ass man, ass lover, ass fetish, ass everything. It's THE single most important thing to me when it comes to physical attraction in a f***k buddy.

And just make sure the girl takes hygiene seriously and she's really clean.

You don't know what you're missing/10
I think that's my primary hangup is getting past the mental obstacle. I'm an azzman all day, but just have that undying balloon-knot-to-poop correlation stuck in my dome piece.
post 1483304631 02-12-2017, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
had sex in public pool with people there and got a $250 fine.

had sex in sauna at couples massage

had sex at work

snuck into work pool had sex there

Got a BJ on hiking trail with people hiking behind us, completely clueless
Miron.'

Always wanted to do some chit in the wide open. For some reason I get a bigger rush if it's around people that I know/know me.

Closest I got was smashing this broad in the backseat of my accord in a busy parking lot at a tourist attraction waterfall. Her nude legs were up in the air and tennis shoes planted firmly in the headliner, but apparently nobody noticed.
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
I think that's my primary hangup is getting past the mental obstacle. I'm an azzman all day, but just have that undying balloon-knot-to-poop correlation stuck in my dome piece.
Do you eat pussy at least?
post 1483304721 02-12-2017, 08:42 PM
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licked a chicks ass and she licked mine.

That was about it. Nothing too kinky or anything. Just trying a bunch of positions and fkking a lot

Otherwise maybe getting a bj parked in a car outside this persons house away from traffic, then a taxi pulls in their driveway with the family right in front of us, and we booked it out of there lol
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Originally Posted By bromioso⏩
Do you eat pussy at least?
Oh of course. Some say that's as dirty as ass eating because she still secretes there, but it's just the poop thang mane. But I'm very particular which girl's box I eat. If it's hairy or contains a foul stench as soon as my face approaches, I'll typically just tease and kiss her inner thigh and use my fingers instead.
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Originally Posted By bromioso⏩
The thing with public sexual sh**t for me is getting my seeds spread all over public sh***t. Like you said movies, you want your semen all over the floor in the movies??
I have ruined many shirts, underwear etc for jizzing on myself after a movie jerk off srs. Its dark, nobody gives a **** lol. Came in several blankets as well from the VIP at the movie theater. Gross and indescent as fuk now that i think about it but hey, we young lol
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
Miron.'

Always wanted to do some chit in the wide open. For some reason I get a bigger rush if it's around people that I know/know me.

Closest I got was smashing this broad in the backseat of my accord in a busy parking lot at a tourist attraction waterfall. Her nude legs were up in the air and tennis shoes planted firmly in the headliner, but apparently nobody noticed.
for me the public pool story was in front of people I know and worked with. The next day at work was a **** show, so it's not that cool lol. The thrill is more fun than the sex most of the time.
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Peed in a girl's mouth a few months ago.
"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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Originally Posted By WrinklyGrandma⏩
Peed in a girl's mouth a few months ago.


Dassitmane.
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩


Dassitmane.
Max is a fuking legend.
lol that's probably me in 35 years.
"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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Originally Posted By WrinklyGrandma⏩
Max is a fuking legend.
lol that's probably me in 35 years.
I'm already there. Hopefully minus the incarceration. Sad how that chit phucked with his libido so much he's resorting to banging sloots with a prosthetic now.
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Girl felt me up during class (grabbed my dink and balls, gave me a hand massage)

Ate pussy a few times

Fuked a girl outside on the side of her house

Fuked a girl in her bedroom as my friends and her sister watched

Nothing too crazy
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