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post 1491801011 04-20-2017, 10:29 AM
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i just handed a HBB a napkin with my ******** name on it AMA

-grabbing a coffee on my lunch break here at Warsaw Coffee. saw this HBB with some delicious teds

-thought "i should say something to her, seize the moment". work up courage to talk to her

-two of her friends join her. think about chickening out

-time running out and i have to get back to work. i decide to say YOLO and go up to the table where all three are (two girls and the gay friend)

-i go up and i say to them "i was working up the courage to talk to you but unfortunately i need to take off. Here i want you to have this" and handd her a napkin with my ******** on it (i really did have to go)

feel like a dummy but i keep telling myself to be more bold with in-person approaches so there it is

chances of hearing from her: i say about 6%

Discuss.
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post 1491801171 04-20-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
-grabbing a coffee on my lunch break here at Warsaw Coffee. saw this HBB with some delicious teds

-thought "i should say something to her, seize the moment". work up courage to talk to her

-two of her friends join her. think about chickening out

-time running out and i have to get back to work. i decide to say YOLO and go up to the table where all three are (two girls and the gay friend)

-i go up and i say to them "i was working up the courage to talk to you but unfortunately i need to take off. Here i want you to have this" and handd her a napkin with my ******** on it (i really did have to go)

feel like a dummy but i keep telling myself to be more bold with in-person approaches so there it is

chances of hearing from her: i say about 6%

Discuss.
chances of hearing from her if you did nothing at all: 0%

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post 1491801321 04-20-2017, 10:32 AM
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you just gave her a napkin with your name on it? dafuq?
hard to hate on a fellow wings fan but....


i need to cut... badly.
post 1491801351 04-20-2017, 10:32 AM
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post 1491801401 04-20-2017, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By RudeKong⏩
you just gave her a napkin with your name on it? dafuq?
no my ******** link. i figure if she likes what she sees, maybe she'll shoot me a request and go from there
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post 1491801601 04-20-2017, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
no my ******** link. i figure if she likes what she sees, maybe she'll shoot me a request and go from there
It's a bold strategy, cotton.
hard to hate on a fellow wings fan but....


i need to cut... badly.
post 1491801661 04-20-2017, 10:35 AM
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Should have hit her with those Club Penguin deets, OP!

Fingers crossed she likes the strong, mysterious type though. Chances are better than if you had just turned 360 and walked away, so there's that.
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post 1491801721 04-20-2017, 10:36 AM
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"H-h-h-he-he-hey he hey I was too busy being a pusc but here's my ...********?" I'de say ~3.50% at best
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post 1491801731 04-20-2017, 10:36 AM
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Why the F would you say you had to work up the courage. When you said that you immediately got put in the friend zoned material bucket by putting her on a pedestal
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post 1491801751 04-20-2017, 10:36 AM
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post 1491801811 04-20-2017, 10:37 AM
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I like your boldness but in this day and age if you're truly good looking you can just walk up to girls and they will ask you to fuk them. Sorry
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post 1491801971 04-20-2017, 10:38 AM
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Hope she gets in touch with you. Probably should have given her your number too.

Good luck.
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post 1491802021 04-20-2017, 10:38 AM
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just lol at trying to get anywhere doing that

why not start talking to them and make them laugh and see where it goes?
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post 1491802181 04-20-2017, 10:39 AM
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If you're sub 6' there's no chance. Sorry OP.
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post 1491802221 04-20-2017, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Why the F would you say you had to work up the courage. When you said that you immediately got put in the friend zoned material bucket by putting her on a pedestal
lol thats ok, i was just being honest. if that is the lone deal-breaker then hey, it is what it is
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Nice job OP.
post 1491802351 04-20-2017, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
lol thats ok, i was just being honest. if that is the lone deal-breaker then hey, it is what it is
next time don't compliment. It goes without saying if you engage you're interested there is no reason to verbalize it and it does no benefit at best and hurts you in most scenarios.
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post 1491802361 04-20-2017, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
just lol at trying to get anywhere doing that

why not start talking to them and make them laugh and see where it goes?
because i had to go, and she's with two other friends sitting a table. are you going to really try and have a lengthy convo with someone who is already sitting down with two others? no, that would be rude. think a little bit.
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post 1491802371 04-20-2017, 10:41 AM
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What a fuking beta move, jesus.
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post 1491802451 04-20-2017, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
-grabbing a coffee on my lunch break here at Warsaw Coffee. saw this HBB with some delicious teds

-thought "i should say something to her, seize the moment". work up courage to talk to her

-two of her friends join her. think about chickening out

-time running out and i have to get back to work. i decide to say YOLO and go up to the table where all three are (two girls and the gay friend)

-i go up and i say to them "i was working up the courage to talk to you but unfortunately i need to take off. Here i want you to have this" andhandd her a napkin with my ******** on it(i really did have to go)

feel like a dummy but i keep telling myself to be more bold with in-person approaches so there it is

chances of hearing from her: i say about 6%

Discuss.
OP are you a 13 year old in 2007? You gave her your ******** link? FUKKIN LMAO

You just screamed virgin FA. Make that a -10% chance of you ever receiving a response lmao
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post 1491802651 04-20-2017, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
What a fuking beta move, jesus.
Yet you wouldve just sat there completely mute and not done a single thing

You wouldve just let the opportunity pass you by and you know it
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post 1491802731 04-20-2017, 10:45 AM
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******** name..........really? Why not your number
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Lol why didn't you put your number on it
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Who still uses ********?

Inb4 she took one look at it and used it as a place mat for her coffee and left it at the shop.

Inb4 she laughss with Chad about this encounter before getting plowed.
































In all seriousness, you should have, at the very least, used your number instead of ********. Might as well given her your YouTube acct info.
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I would have left out the "Working up the courage" part, but hey a 1% chance is better than a 0% chance. Worse thing that happens is you never see her again which is what would of happened if you did nothing anyways.
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girls never text if you give them your number, its too much pressure on their part

give them a social media link (i only have fb) and let them check you out and if they like it, theyll send a request
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
no my ******** link. i figure if she likes what she sees, maybe she'll shoot me a request and go from there
As someone who has done this on more than one occasion with women...


YOU GIVE THEM YOUR NUMBER.

Not your damn ******** lol

I used to go out when I was single w my friends or by myself if I wanted to check out a new brewery. If there was a cute girl I wanted to talk to, checking me out but out w her friends.

Before I'd leave I'd get a napkin and write my number down and name.. go up and say I didn't want to interrupt her evening w her friends but if she wanted to grab a drink sometime; hear is my number.

Most of the time I got a call or text back that night or the next day. Srs. Plenty of dates were made by being confident and not caring what others think.
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
girls never text if you give them your number, its too much pressure on their part

give them a social media link (i only have fb) and let them check you out and if they like it, theyll send a request
wrong.

Did it all the time and it always worked
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Originally Posted By TelephoneLines⏩
chances of hearing from her if you did nothing at all: 0%

Shooters gotta shoot!!
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